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The only bad part of the Omen was the audience. They were all goths and emos. There was this one chick who talked all the time. And they all clapped when the photographers head got chopped off. And...

I just saw it. It wasnt bad. I wanted the kid to die though.

666 is a mistranslation of 616. And 666 in roman numerals is DCLXVI which is an abrevation of a latin sentance Domitianus Caesar Legatos Xti Violenter Interfecit which means The Emperor Domitain...

He bathes himself. And he can also get me food. Can your dog do that? I think not.

Hmmmm....... Now how old are you again?

Mean Creek is the absolute best movie ever. Or at least best independent movie.

I want winter but I also want the summer vacation.

http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/gptori06/kl_top.jpg
A masterpiece, dont you think?

Everyone has their opinion.

Okay, fine. Have it your way. I never loved you anyway.

Life's as simple as you make it.

Dang it! I was just about to ask you if you wanted to have sex with me.

Just kidding

I know! Thats what I tell everybody! Just cause you dont love someone doesnt mean you cant have sex with them.

You don't? Dang. I was just about to ask you if you wanted to be in my animal porno flick.

Just kidding

With a name like that I wouldn't. Unless you happen to be Carl from that one nickelodeon show (What ever its called).

If I was to work at something that involves computers, I'd be a game designer or work at ATi or something like that.

I was calm. I try avoidng conversations with real retards (the ones who go to those special classes) my school, because something bad usally happens and I get in touble for it.

EDIT: uhhh........

I sometimes believe im a wizard......

....when im playing magic.

I just figured that out. Stupid morons.

And why is believing in werewolves and vampires a bad thing?

EDIT: Are those people who believe they are vampirs and werewolves?

http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/features/326_1qwe.jpg
Of course ghosts exist! Theres a whole City of ghosts!

Speaking of wikipedia, you can have my uber-rare magic card

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Jimbo_mtg_card.jpg/200px-Jimbo_mtg_card.jpg ...

TROGDOR!!! I can pwn that with my Enemy of the Guildpact.

The only games that are boring half the time are the games you play. It also appears that you're so stupid you can't even understand half of them.

I can like tottaly own you in MTG.

Of course it was you f****t, its Magic: The Gathering Art. I was showing you a picture of what I saw.