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Well, it's a thought.
But nice people are hard to come by, aren't they?

Ouch.

Well, what am I doing at 9PM discussing science? Becoming more confused, that's what.

I'm off to rewrite history. Adieu.

And my brain constantly runs in deranged psycho killer mode. My career options don't look pretty, I suppose. But fuck, only the good die young.

I'm sure Melyssa will let you know, Bighead.

Why can't someone say that to me?! Dammit!

You're not missing anything. My power might go out tonight.

And as the legendary Tank Dempsey once said, "No power, no glory!"

Your science jabber is killing me like Dr. Richtofen with dentist tools! Gaaaa!

He probably said they have soft skeletons because most people assume large sea creatures have soft skellies.

An aptly named thread, indeed. Power to the enlightened criminals!

Did you really make a thread to ask this?

A good answer.

A much better answer.


Wait, did you literally give a legitimate answer to this?

My answer: it depends if the helicopter came...

When I lived in Atlanta I kind of missed the snow. But that just made it even more special to get 2 inches every three years or so. They used to close schools in the ATL for only a couple inches....

That's rediculous.

I mean, I root for the fuckin Red Sox, but I haven't given up yet.

Here in good ol' Assachusetts, we have begun to call this the Blizzard of '13. I will likely lose power. But I don't really know. I'll probably take a forced break from the internet because of it....

It's okay, MOTO, we understand you are strictly hetero. No need to turn this thread about football into some creepy pedobear sexfest, my friend.

Sounds like Noodles sure had fun on his special day. Glad to hear it. Hell, I even appreciated his post, making it the first ever to be appreciated by me. Only for Noodles; he's much more important...

Wow. Are they really legit? If i needed shoes I'd consider, but mine are much too new. What do they look like?

Dulce isn't the only one.

I kinda want to watch this, but is it NSFW?

By the title, I assume awesomeness.

Is that fifty beers for each one of us? I hope so.
Congrats on fifty years of janitorial and punk greatness.

Maybe you can recommend a hangover helper to get them over it. Y'know, something like a Moldovan Burrito to ease the headaches away.

Why do you hate on Greg K so much!? ;)
I mean, "Gotta Get Away" would sound like shit if not for Greg. He's not boring. He's great! I'm sure Greg will enjoy Noodles' birthday as well.

MOTO said it best. Life is short (and often shit), so live like Noodles. You're the man, man. Have a great birthday, and remember to live like there's no tomoroooooow.

Happy birthday to you, dear...

Whoa. Watching the game right now, and the power went out at the stadium. Nice. Right now, it's looking like the lights are coming back on, but they keep throwing around 15 minutes timeframes. A...

Are we?
Shit, that actually describes me. Time for an overhaul.

Good luck on the project. If Noodles disapproves, you'll have to be hung. You know that, right?

Go 49ers! Teach that freak Ray Lewis a lesson. No one beats the Patriots and gets away with it. Kaepernick will be a household name by tomorrow.

Ukraine might make sense if they weren't jailing a former president, subjecting her to beatings and no charges. Belarus and Moldova make more sense. Did you know: Moldova makes the most illegal...