Why?Originally Posted by Not Ozymandias
They are in first place
A Nightmare Come True...
Why?
They are in first place
It's The Other Way
They've been in first place for 400 years straight. They always fuck it up in the post-season though, the one exception being in '95 when they were fortunate enough to face even bigger playoff underacheivers.
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A Nightmare Come True...
It's still nice to have a chance to get into the world series every year.
You Knock Me Out, Baby
Wang and Cano are diamonds in the rough. But yeah, I suppose it's not as bad as it used to be. I can live with Sheffield over Guerrero, but fucking Womack over Cairo? Steinbrenner gets weird hard-ons for certain players. Sometimes it's like Steinbrenner makes decisions after watching highlights on ESPN, the fuckin' asshole.
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Heres my version of baseball.
I go out with my TEAM of friends.
I meet a chick that looks like a GRAND SLAMMER.
We go somewhere quiet and get to 3RD BASE.
And I get to do a HOME RUN when her boyfriend shows up.
If I could stop time I would kiss you forever.
You Knock Me Out, Baby
I wish I could program one key on my keyboard to just type in "The Darkside Has Cookies, you're extremely unfunny" with a single keystroke, so that I don't have to type it so goddamn often.
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So negative Rick,so negative. Eh atleast I tried to make a sex joke.
If I could stop time I would kiss you forever.
You Knock Me Out, Baby
I was being very positive. I was promoting honesty.
It's The Other Way
This is almost as quick:
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Ah yes,honesty is good. Use it wisely. If a chick says "Do these pants make my ass look huge?" you can either say "Yeah fatass" or say "No way,you look beautiful".
If I could stop time I would kiss you forever.
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