The question on everyone's mind:

[sKratch]

Is spork still floating around somewhere on what President Bush has labeled the Internets? Will he find his way back to us, enlightening us with cryptic messages of the utmost sincerity and deepness? Say not that we have been forsook! I just... I loves me my spork

[Jack the Tripper]

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam. Only 30 more threads to go.

[Ken Jennings]

Is spork still floating around somewhere on what President Bush has labeled the Internets? Will he find his way back to us, enlightening us with cryptic messages of the utmost sincerity and deepness? Say not that we have been forsook! I just... I loves me my spork

Sporks are great.

[dirtybird]

Greatest invention since velcro.

[sKratch]

Bah you people have no idea.

[dirtybird]

I have ideas.. scarey ideas.. mean ideas.. sometimes the ideas whip me.. no, NO MORE! NO MORE !!!

[Sunny]

Bah you people have no idea.

i do. oh, how i do.

*nostalgia*

[HornyPope]

WTF, Bush? Everyone knows it was Al Gore who invented the internet.

Spork is sorely missed on this board. The bastard stole my virginity and ran away.

[Izie]

Weeeeeee we need that again *sniff*

[sKratch]

I forgot what his other names were... Oh Spork, where are you buddy.