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  1. 04-11-2006 #1
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    Default You know you're addicted to The Offspring when...

    -You work at least one of their lyrics into almost every conversationg you have. (guilty)

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    - You come onto these boards every day hoping to find out something you dont know about them...
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    - You put a picture of the bandmembers faces on the wall and drill four holes.. Not that I do that.. *runs away*
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    - You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.
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    I don't think I'm obsessed, lol. I dont' fit any of these so far, and I don't have any new ones.
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    u've made a huge sign (from sticks and rocks) in your backyard 'welcome offspring' hoping that one day dexter's plane will land on it
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    paid a friend $360.00 for a back row seat to an offspring concert then got arrested for kicking the crap out of a guy that said "i hate this band my friend dragged me here"
    Because it's a thin blue line between the love and the hate

    If you so choose to cross it you're a nazi for the state

    Your injustice will crush us, the precious the few

    So you wanna be a killer for the red white and blue
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    -You hate Billy Joe Armstrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaiKYoU
    -You hate Billy Joe Armstrong
    LMAO...thats the best one yet... oh and kicking/plane landing :P
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    -When you can name each and every song including album from just the intro before the lyrics even start
    Drivers are rude
    Such attitudes
    But when I show my piece
    Complaints cease
    Something‘s odd
    I feel like I‘m God
    You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker
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