A list of songs you'd probably lol at, but are better than you are.

[JohnnyNemesis]

This is a (long) list of songs that you'd probably lol at (and lol at people who like it), but such actions merely prove that you are a complete douchebag.

The following songs are better than most of you, and if given the choice between whether this song should be recorded or whether you should be born, I'd choose the former about 80%* of the time.

soulDecision - Faded
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love
Prince - When Doves Cry
5ive - When The Lights Go Out
Madonna - Hung Up
Pat Benatar - Invincible
Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer
White Town - Your Woman
Beyonce - Baby Boy
U2 - New Year's Day
Taylor Dane - Tell It To My Heart
Madonna - Borderline
La Bouche - Be My Lover
Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath
Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
Ace of Base - All That She Wants
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
Jimmy Somerville - You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)
Jay-Z - Izzo (H.O.V.A)
Fischerspooner - Emerge
Phil Collins - Sussudio
Madonna - Into The Groove
M.I.A - U.R.A.Q.T
Berlin - Sex (I'm A Slut)
Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody?
Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name
Le Tigre - This Island
Linkin Park - Papercut
Switchfoot - Meant to Live
Fannypack - Hey Mami
Billy Joel - The Longest Time
No Doubt - Sunday Morning
Nice N Wild - Diamond Girl
The Miracles - Love Machine
Sean Paul - Temperature
Kelly Clarkson - Since You've Been Gone
Beyonce - Crazy In Love
Blackstreet - Don't Leave Me
Michael Sembello - (She's A) Maniac
Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Acceptable Additions from others

nieh: Britney Spears - Toxic
endlesst0m: Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life
noodlesfan: A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran
coke_a_holic: No Doubt - Just A Girl
XYlophonetreez: Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit, U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday, Limp Bizkit - Rearranged, Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth
RickyCrack: Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round, Shakira - Hips Don't Lie, The Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
All About Eve Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
GBH - Quiet Riot - Cum on Feel the Noize
wheelchairman - tATu - Not Gonna Get Us
BREAK: The Dazz Band - Let It Whip
A bunch of you: Journey - Any Way You Want It
mrconeman: Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

This is usually where I'd say "discuss", but I have seething resentment towards anyone who might disagree**. So instead I'll say "eat dick". Lawl.

* I'm just being nice. The actual percentage is more like 99%.
** Additions to the list are welcome.

[nieh]

Britney Spears - Toxic

I fucking love that song.

[JohnnyNemesis]

How in the fuck did I miss that?! It has been added in your name. That song is awesome.

There's this acapelle group on my campus called "Aircapella", that does strictly whistled songs of big hits. They do an outstanding version of Toxic. It's amazing.

[Grabbal]

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[Andy]

I can think of many, many songs worthy of that list. I'll get back to you.

[Forza]

Too much Bon Jovi, too few Five. Everybody Get Up! A true classic.

[JohnnyNemesis]

NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye

You go sit in the corner now.

Too much Bon Jovi

Does not compute.

too few Five. Everybody Get Up!

I decline "Everybody Get Up!", but will add "When the Lights Go Out"

[endlesst0m]

Spice Up Your Life-Spice Girls.

Damn right.

[wheelchairman]

tATu- Not Gonna Get Us
Shakira - My Hips Don't Lie
Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancing

[noodlesfan]

I Ran- A Flock of Seagulls.