The Welcome Thread!

[Outerspaceman21]

I am sexually excited.

Bipolar, don't go raping a new guy. Save some for me!

Hey, Jason. Welcome to our family...

[Bipolar Bear]

Bipolar Bear, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you need help you can always ask the moderators. But remember, we will be back after our ban and we will haunt you forever.
-waves arms in the air menacingly, dancing about and singing the american national anthem-

[Outerspaceman21]

thanks outerspacman21.
If im gonna be raped by a guy, can it please be noodles?

you don't have a choice!!!!

[Bipolar Bear]

thanks outerspacman21.
if im gonna be raped by a guy, can it please be noodles?

Yes don't worry, Noodles always supports and joins in on our "rape-the-new-member" festivals.
Noodles himself created this thread:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8415

[Outerspaceman21]

Yes don't worry, Noodles always supports and joins in on our "rape-the-new-member" festivals.
Noodles himself created this thread:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8415

You just had to show him that.

Excuse Bipolar, he has a thing for gay threads

[Budzy]

why would i try to get you banned?
i just dont want to be raped by budzy...

It's not rape if you enjoy it Jason.
You WILL, enjoy it.
I'll make you enjoy it.

[Bipolar Bear]

why would i try to get you banned?

They say that, then they stab me in the back! All of them!
-nervously fidgets and glances around the room for hidden ninjas-

[hangovered]

http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8415

nevermind...

[Bipolar Bear]

It's not rape if you enjoy it Jason.
You WILL, enjoy it.
I'll make you enjoy it.

QFT (trust me, you will enjoy it)

You just had to show him that.

Excuse Bipolar, he has a thing for gay threads

Yeah, I don't know why

They give me the same feeling as when my dad hugs me: Hard-ons.

[Outerspaceman21]

They say that, then they stab me in the back! All of them!
-nervously fidgets and glances around the room for hidden ninjas-

Damn ninjas... Always getting in the way of our plan to conquer the world...