If you could hack into one of the band member's BBS accounts...

[RonWelty]

I would like to hack Atom Willard's account and post a thread: " I REGRET LEAVING THE OFFSPRING" And then i will appear with my second nick PeteParada and say: Fuck you, now i´m here. And i´m fuckin loving it, so get the fuck out.

And in some darker place in Southern California a grown up man, whose dreams seem to be lost, would be in tears reading that, thinking all he's missing.

NEW OFFSPRING CONTEST: Who is that man?

PRIZE: 1 box full of that same Tshirt Dexter use EVERY CONCERT! If you name the right question WE WILL NOT CLEAN UP DEXTER'S BAD SMELL OFF THEM.

sponsored by GRINGO BANDITO

[Sofinch]

I would like to hack Atom Willard's account and post a thread: " I REGRET LEAVING THE OFFSPRING" And then i will appear with my second nick PeteParada and say: Fuck you, now i´m here. And i´m fuckin loving it, so get the fuck out.

And in some darker place in Southern California a grown up man, whose dreams seem to be lost, would be in tears reading that, thinking all he's missing.

NEW OFFSPRING CONTEST: Who is that man?

PRIZE: 1 box full of that same Tshirt Dexter use EVERY CONCERT! If you name the right question WE WILL NOT CLEAN UP DEXTER'S BAD SMELL OFF THEM.

sponsored by GRINGO BANDITO

three letters tell enough : QFT

[Rutegard]

the MAN part is freaking me out...cause i was going to say DEWEY....now i just dont know...

you Ron is this ain't imagination, then i don't know what it is..

[F@ BANKZ]

Who needs to hack when you can leave profile messages.

On the other hand I would like to post an in-depth analysis of Trust In You on Greg K's account.

[RonWelty]

three letters tell enough : QFT

i love you!

RUtegard Don't worry! You're still the one

[Sofinch]

i love you!

RUtegard Don't worry! You're still the one

yesss... I'm the mistress

[Sofinch]

btw back on topic:I would hack into X-13's acoount and I would make a thread (Best Offspring drummer) in Polls
why? : Because I'm evil

[Cock Joke]

NEW OFFSPRING CONTEST: Who is that man?

PRIZE: 1 box full of that same Tshirt Dexter use EVERY CONCERT! If you name the right question WE WILL NOT CLEAN UP DEXTER'S BAD SMELL OFF THEM.

sponsored by GRINGO BANDITO

It's Ron...no wait! IT'S BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!! BOB FUCKING SAGET!!!!!!!

No wait, I mean Ron.

[RonWelty]

It's Ron...no wait! IT'S BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!! BOB FUCKING SAGET!!!!!!!

No wait, I mean Ron.

AND THE WINNER IS : THE WORLD FAMOUS COCK JOKE

- GRINGO BANDITO AND THE BAND IS AMUSED TO OFFER YOU A BOX FULL OF DEXTER's SHIRT. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! AND SPECIAL BONUS: You can smell Dexter on that.

Dexter was quoted saying: " I like that guy. He knows how to make me laugh. When i go to the boards, i like to see Rutegard and Cock Joke's posts. So damn FUN. Hope you like my offer. IF you want more of this shirt, i have a lot of other boxes full of them. And for all kids, Don't forget to buy GRINGO BANDITO for Christmas dinner - Turkey with Hot sauce seems nice! Why do you Think i dont cut off my hair nowadays? Because as i eat too much mexican food i stay most time in bathroom. Bye bye"

[Rutegard]

well, what else can i say?

Ron Welty has good connections and stuff....