DEXTER's JOURNAL by RonWelty

[RonWelty]

I know, I've seen it, yet i'm your biggest fan But u know, it'll never be enough

soon I will add something more. This weekend

[RonWelty]

"17th March, 2009.

Hi guys! I took a long time to write some new shit hum?
So by now, you just found out one of the dates of our next tour! You're very clever! Cheers.

Well now I have something for you! Some more dates, good right?

Well, we will start touring in May, we will do Green Day's tour opening spot, because I am such a fan of Billie Joe, I really think he is the best singer all time of a punk band. I'm so modest that I didn't consider myself in the top10 of that list. (because i'm above god)

In june, we will be doing some small shows in mexican restaurants because i just love Mexican food and i want to be that fat again! Some people told me i was quite thinner than last year! no way! I want to look healthy and pretty, and you all know that today "Fat people is fashion".
In july i will head to be a roadie of the GUNS AND ROSES's stadium tour. Since I was a kid it has been my greatest dream. I will love to meet Axl and his braids, that by the way, are so much cooler than mines.

Well, and because I need money, just because of that, we will do some stupid shows for that stupid europeans. They're too stupid but they pay!And this is business people!
I'm glad that European people don't have internet to see this. Don't tell them! It's our secret!

I hope I see you all, all along the way!

(I just love to steal other people's lines!)

[Emily_offspring_fan]

LOL that was funny you're great!

[bouncingcoles]

why do i even go on these boards.......

[hangovered]

How could I not notice a new note? Thanks Ron, I know why I join that boards

[RonWelty]

How could I not notice a new note? Thanks Ron, I know why I join that boards

thanks i will try to do this more often

[RonWelty]

I was reading all my false journals and forgive me but they are so fuckin funny! Should I do this more often?

[Rutegard]

I was reading all my false journals and forgive me but they are so fuckin funny! Should I do this more often?

your ego is really high today huh?

(just today....lol)

[RonWelty]

your ego is really high today huh?

(just today....lol)

No my Ego is really High everyday, but at least I'm clear about that and I have some facts to sustain that.

[Rutegard]

No my Ego is really High everyday, but at least I'm clear about that and I have some facts to sustain that.

at least in some of them, yeah :P i agree with you
but if ya wanna know my opinion....just keep fucking writing, u should also perform some stories instead just journals, thats my advice and try to move to noodles and the rest of them, should be funny too.