DEXTER's JOURNAL by RonWelty

[Sofinch]

RonWelty aka Dexter, you're great!!
you should write a book or something

[holland25]

...beware of killernun, that's right, killernun protect your family, hide the bibles, get the guns...
reverse reverse holland25!!!

*freaks out and jumps out the window*

[RonWelty]

RonWelty aka Dexter, you're great!!
you should write a book or something

No, No. I write for you guys!

Next update soon|

[Sofinch]

No, No. I write for you guys!

Next update soon|

... Hehe that makes it even more awesome to be an Offspring-fan

[RonWelty]

Day 2 . Dexter on the Songs
Demons (Mexican Fiesta)
Self-Titled
Hi guys! What's up?
This track is one of my all-.time favorites! You want know why? All right let's go!

MELODY

Nice bass Intro, with decent drums. Guess who found out this? Some guy i had stolen .
Fast pace and some small guitar solos made by our friend Noodles. I believe chorus's catchiness is really great. But what really stands out for me is that small part between: 1:53 and 2.20. That was all made by me, so Kudos for me.

LYRICS

It's about Demons, that lovely creatures that i control at night to taunt people i hate. Can you figure out anyone?

This songs reflects how i fuckin lived that days. At night i painted my long hair black and my face was covered with some kind of white cream. I looked like Havoc's in a good day. Don't see him in a bad day. He really eats people. That's not Urban Myth,

At cemetery I did nasty thing! I even sung. Imagine dead people's pain!

The person i offered that night was Judy, old girlfriend. She said my penis was flacid and little. Come on. You can't say that to me. Fuck you!

"I‘ve loved you before, in other lives
But you‘ve never meant as much to me
Never meant as much to me as now"

In fact I believe I only dated girl just to kill after some buddy calls. I was young. Now i date girls because I need someone to cook for me. But my Tacos are the best. Ask Jordan. Oh! He died last week. Food poisoning is a dark bitch.

MAIN REASON

But the main reason that makes me really love this song is all that history references!
It's like I'm a young Graffin, selling odd words to slob people. I call it Public Service. Without that voice that resembles Fran Fine of THE NANNY(i loved that show).

See ya "All along the way"
P.S. - Pete Parada sent a big hug to all of you people that had a great night in Berlin. And Greg is still waiting your booze.
P.S. - "all along the way" Another piece of art that i stolen. I'm Evil genious.

[Titus]

I LOL´d in both days

[hangovered]

RonWeltys Dexter is becoming a real freak,I'm loving it

[_Lost_]

There is nothing that I would love more than the REAL Dexter reading this and responding! That would be AWESOME!!! AHAHAHA!

[Rutegard]

There is nothing that I would love more than the REAL Dexter reading this and responding! That would be AWESOME!!! AHAHAHA!

or noodles!! pretending he is the REAL dex, NOW THAT would be sweet!!

[hangovered]

or noodles!! pretending he is the REAL dex, NOW THAT would be sweet!!

Yeah,maby Greg pretending that he's Noodles pretending to be Dex?And on the end of the day it would turns out that it was just Ron again
(i feel i don't understand what i just wrote...)