break-ups

[Al Coholic]

Do you mildly enjoy sex with women? Cause I bet you could really play that angle. Women are often comfortable around gay men.

[RageAndLov]

Anyone that are cheating isn't worth keeping. So just try to forget him and keep on with life. If you have any hobbies, sports, activites etc. try do them more often. It helps to keep stop thinking of someone you don't want to think of. Has helped me a lot when I was in that possition!

[ninthz]

This thread sucks. Let's talk about Jurassic Park.

So Sam Neill is the shit, right?

Dude, I have the Franchise Collection dvds of Jurassic Park.

I'd have to say that Jeff Goldblum's portrayal of the generally douchey Ian Malcolm is probably my favorite part of the series, followed closely by Samuel Jackson's oneliner "Hold on to your butts." This line, of course, is intensified by the cigarette drooping precariously from Sammy J's mouth. When intoxicated, or otherwise prompted, I will bust out my best Samuel Jackson impression (complete with drooping cigarette). I like to think that I'm good at this singular impression and usually receive a positive reaction when performing it.

Oh, and the ranking of best to worst goes as follows, JPwise:
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park III
Lost World

The ending of Jurassic Park III is terrible, what with Alan Grant blowing into that gay ass tube to get the raptors to run away with his raptor vocalizations or whatever, but nothing compares to how terrible that trailer scene in Lost World is, so it automatically gets booted to the bottom of the list.

[ily2]

Do you mildly enjoy sex with women? Cause I bet you could really play that angle. Women are often comfortable around gay men.

yeah, its just so easy
but afterwards they feel guilty and someone gets hurt

[ForkZ]

Do you mildly enjoy sex with women? Cause I bet you could really play that angle. Women are often comfortable around gay men.

yeah, its just so easy
but afterwards they feel guilty and someone gets hurt

yeah...
someome is going to get hurt

[ily2]

yeah...
someome is going to get hurt

please don't :/

[ninthz]

This thread is about Jurassic Park, please stay on topic.

[wheelchairman]

The velociraptor language thing was really gay. I saw JP 3 today for the first time, but it was also pretty gay to see the T Rex rampage through San Diego.

Although pretty cool that it ate the entire crew.

JP 2 probably had the best raptors, although really it will always be difficult to beat that kitchen scene from the first.

Little bastard kids should've been eaten though. Also what was the deal with them turning into boarding school children in no. 2?

[Jebus]

This is how velociraptors actually looked like. Excuse me while I go cry.

[ninthz]

The more I think about Lost World the more bummed out I get. With your mention of the raptors I remembered that super gay gymnastics scene. That and the trailer scene just ruin the movie.