I'm not as skilled as Dexter

[bighead384]

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

Dexter is the frontman of a band which has sold millions of records. I basically just sit around playing video games, fiddling around on guitar and drums, contributing almost nothing to society.

Dexter excelled in school, was a valedictorian, and earned a degree in microbiology. I was at the bottom 10% of my graduating class in highschool, and now I'm fucking around in college, doing just enough to get by.

Dexter is an entrapranuer, has started a successful record label, and has created his own unique brand of hotsauce. I sit in front of my TV applying hotsauce to food from Tacobell, waiting to die.

Dexter once completed a marathon, and donates to charity. I complete quarter mile trips to the corner store, donating the change I don't feel like having in my pocket after a purchase of flavored tortilla chips and a beverage.

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

[IamSam]

You're just now realizing this? If so, you're not as skilled as a lot of people.

[ospringfan112113]

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

Dexter is the frontman of a band which has sold millions of records. I basically just sit around playing video games, fiddling around on guitar and drums, contributing almost nothing to society.

Dexter excelled in school, was a valedictorian, and earned a degree in microbiology. I was at the bottom 10% of my graduating class in highschool, and now I'm fucking around in college, doing just enough to get by.

Dexter is an entrapranuer, has started a successful record label, and has created his own unique brand of hotsauce. I sit in front of my TV applying hotsauce to food from Tacobell, waiting to die.

Dexter once completed a marathon, and donates to charity. I complete quarter mile trips to the corner store, donating the change I don't feel like having in my pocket after a purchase of flavored tortilla chips and a beverage.

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

What you have done is nothing more then my daily rueteen...

[Bejka]

I am as skilled as Dexter, but I am still too young. Give me few more years and you'll see!

[Tomasisko]

I am as skilled as Dexter, but I am still too young. Give me few more years and you'll see!

like it..............

[Tijs]

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

*list*

I'm not as skilled as Dexter.

Dexter is a licensed pilot with enough flying hours to fly a commercial jet. He also writes software for blackberries. You write about how you compare to someone that has accomplished more than 99% of the other people in the western world.

[bighead384]

He also writes software for blackberries.

Wow, I didn't know that.

[Rutegard]

he wouldn't achieve so much if it wasn't for his big bank account too...so...don't hurt u too much...

[rinte]

at least you can enjoy your life even if you don't do anything good to society...
what about africans?

[PedroACastro]

i didn't knew he wrote software for blackberries to, thats awesome. but yeah dexter did pretty awesome things, not to mention a ride around the world in his plane