Those of you who are drunk post here. PART II

[Sidewinder]

Finally foudn a chance to get (moderately) drunk, albeit on my own. Watching my little poiny. Good stuf, bros. Laughing my ass off; not sure if it's fromt he alochal or the show's just that good.

drinks of choice: whisky in gingerale nad malibu in cranberry juice. sooogooood.

[skrillex]

Just spilled a pina colada mix drink on my screen. Tempted to break it.

[Alison]

I'm kobda drubk. But i dindny win rgr table quiz damnit!
I honestly fu ki. Livr this giy. Amazinf.

[coke_a_holic]

Yep.

Fuck ten characters

[Alison]

Okay I m dru nk but ut turns out I have a flare for writin poems about nicholas cafe! Cage/

I will copty and paste cos otherseir nah

Sonnet #1:
Oh my lovely nicholas cage,
how you set my heart ablaze.
Roaming the streets as ghost rider,
The bond between us just gets tighter.
Your hair looks suspiciously like a type of bird,
And you have one of the most boring voices that i have heard,
But nicholas these superficialities mean nothing to me,
For it is you that sets my heart and soul free


Interlude:
Nicholas, shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou arth more temperate and more awesome.

Sonnet #2:
As I was wandered lonely as a cloud,
I saw nicholas cage and said aloud
"Oh, Nicholas, my dear, what is your next filum?"
He said "I don't know, but I'll make sure it's a crap'un",
In Leaving Las Vegas you did nothing but drink,
And my dear Nicholas, that doth really make me think,
that if I were with you until my last dying days,
I want to make sure you'll go easy on the cocktails.


Thank you very much for your time.

[Free?]

Thannkd God that I', almost s7ure doesnt exist that this thread was the last one on the opage 4 so I didnt have to look up fo r it with the seautrch function. Yay!Q

So Im drunk. Okay,H ere is what I will sayt. These wordsa would be truth and nothing elsae than truth. This morning I woke uo wiuth a clear fresh memory of what I dreamed of. Im gonna describe what the dream was now. So I've beeen playing magic the tgatheringh card game with Sin Studly and another friend of mine who was actinghg like a friendly douchene. We wetrre playing b some sort of custom rules - you had to get rid of all your "hand" to leave the game, the last one to satay was the looser. So I had a blue deck amnd soon enough I satartr feeling that thongs aren;
't looking goot for me. Afte r few turns it became tpretty obviosut that I'm goonnaa tloose. Thje final blow came fromt Justin, which was some sotrnt of white card with multicolour abilities (1 pre each color) that I didn't fully manage to untdertstand, but judgiung by my opponentsa' reaction I got pwned real hard. I was pretty frustradted by the fact that my blue deeck that had about 1000 cards didn't have a single countersdspell. but then againt that whicte card's cfirst line was something like "you cannot counter it with any tuhing". So I lost, and last thoughts of my dream were - Justin's eyes reminded me of somebiosdy I can't remenber even now and 2 - my friends' douche laughter was real douchedfirends laucghter. That's what I dreamed of last nights. Also, thjere's one thing betwerrn me and sinstudly that I wouldnt mentiont but I kinda feel bad aboput.
P.S>L Leffe Ruby is a drink for ladsies.

[Llamas]

this thread is totall relveant to my status of mind. i favor nude mods.

[bighead384]

I've been drinking classier beer ever since that damn thread.

[randman21]

What up hoes. Listening to mh married couple friends argue about wheither they every got high together boefoe. Entertiangin.

[WebDudette]

Fry's has a buy one get one for a penny deal on liquor. I bought a couple bottle of Jim Beam for $20, shit's cash. Man, shit's cash, anyone remember when that was a thing? It honestly might have just been an Arizona thing.

I tried to get a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Beer, but I was with a friend who was only 20 and they wanted to ID us both. I ended up going to six or seven different places looking for Arrogant Bastard Ale.