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  1. 10-10-2011 #1
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    Default The Condom Game

    So the object of the game is to pick two things + condoms that would make the check out lady say, “What the fuck?”

    Mine: Condoms, Lipstick, Maple syrup
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    Condoms, diapers, walking cane.

    /thread better close it.
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    Hmm....

    -) Condoms
    -) Copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" children's book
    -) Mop w/plastic handle
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    Condoms, sleeping pills, rope.
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    Condoms, Vaseline and cucumber
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    Condoms, you and I.
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    Condoms, you and I.
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    Condoms, jalapeno peppers, razor blades.
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    Condoms, peanut butter, and dog treats.
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    Condoms, bottle of vodka and a copy of teen vogue.
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