Somebody help me

[Alex101]

Can somebody please help me? Please stop those users (Red., Coral, ThunderPX, Tijs and holland25) who are calling me ChrisDude. They think I'm that guy who posted this article on DyingScene but I'm not. It's a mistake, I've never posted anything there and I'm not ChrisDude, I'm just Alex101. Whoever thinks I'm ChrisDude or calls me ChrisDude should stop because it's not my name. Alex is my name. So please I would like an administrator to ban all those users so we can end this argument.

That means you, Red., Coral, ThunderPX, Tijs and holland25, don't ever call me ChrisDude again. Just call me Alex101 or Alex from now on. Alex is my name not ChrisDude. I keep telling them to stop, but they just won't listen to me, so please, help me!

[wheelchairman]

Jesus chris, dude. No one cares about your shameless self-promotion and attention-whoring. And grow a fucking backbone, chrisdude. That is the tamest form of teasing in the history of the term. Were you homeschooled or something, chrisdude?

[Alex101]

Jesus christ, dude. No one cares about your shameless self-promotion and attention-whoring. And grow a fucking backbone, alex101. That is the tamest form of teasing in the history of the term. Were you homeschooled or something, alex101?

Oh, come on, please listen to me! I don't want to be called ChrisDude because it's not my name. Call me either Alex101 or just Alex. I don't even like the ChrisDude name.

[wheelchairman]

Fuck you chrisdude, thicken your skin a whole lot or get offline for your own good.

[Jakebert]

Oh hey Chrisdude.

[Alex101]

You two must be joking, what part of "don't call me ChrisDude anymore" don't you two understand? Just don't call me that anymore, call me Alex or Alex101 like you normally do. I'm not joking, enough already, please no more calling me ChrisDude. Enough is enough. If you don't stop, I will stab you all to death! Now get the fuck outta here!

[Jakebert]

I feel like threatening to kill me is way worse than calling you ChrisDude.

In fact I don't feel safe here anymore. Someone please ban ChrisDude.

[Alex101]

I feel like threatening to kill me is way worse than calling you ChrisDude.

In fact I don't feel safe here anymore. Someone please ban ChrisDude.

Yeah, and I don't feel safe here anymore since you won't stop calling me by a fake name.

[Jakebert]

You threatened to kill me. I'm calling the police.

[Alex101]

You threatened to kill me. I'm calling the police.

C'mon, I'm not really gonna kill you. The ChrisDude name just sucks, that's why I don't like that name and that's why I don't wanna be called by that name.