Wow, it finally happened...

[bighead384]

It's inevitable. This forum will die out real soon.

I remember around this time last year, this forum was in slow but steady mode. I expected it to cruise in that mode for a while. It was decently entertaining then. Now, it sucks. It's okay if a forum is a bit slow, but now, you're lucky to be entertained for more than 2 minutes when you come here. That's unsustainable. I don't think the new album (if it ever comes out) will do anything to revitalize this place. It's just too far gone. It was a good run though. I don't know my early BBS history too well, but I get the impression that it started around 2000 or so.

Pretty good run, guys.

P.S. Seriously, before you know it, this place will be so dead that we'll need like, maybe one mod, or maybe just the administrator can delete shit once or twice a week. It's not even going to matter much anymore. I know this particular statement is a bit controversial because it's me of all people saying something about mods, but that's really how I feel.

[Hey Man Where's Everybody]

All the new album will do is attract more 14 year old posters who write in broken English and have names like Djobjín and Ünterturkheim and Manolo. Also, they all have outrageously long signatures.

[bighead384]

All the new album will do is attract more 14 year old posters who write in broken English and have names like Djobjín and Ünterturkheim and Manolo. Also, they all have outrageously long signatures.

Right. Maybe more people will come across the forum, perhaps even post an opinion or two on the new album. But it's going to be pretty obvious to anyone who visits that the forum is largely dead, so it's not going to make a difference.

I guess I should specify that the new album will keep this place about as interesting as it is now for a few extra months or so. But that's not saying much. And then after that, it's just going to go downhill even more.

[Hey Man Where's Everybody]

So what can we do? I propose a "Ladies of Offspring.com" calendar.

[Al Coholic]

All the new album will do is attract more 14 year old posters who write in broken English and have names like Djobjín and Ünterturkheim and Manolo. Also, they all have outrageously long signatures.

Those people are awesome. They actually make the board go round, wether or not you people realise it. When they're here you can talk all day about how you wish they weren't. When they're not you don't have much to talk about.

So what can we do? I propose a "Ladies of Offspring.com" calendar.

We don't have enough women to make it past July.

[Hey Man Where's Everybody]

We don't have enough women to make it past July.

Honestly, it should just be LM1565 for every month.

[jacknife737]

Oh look, it's this thread again.

[KickHimWhenHe'sDown]

Honestly, it should just be LM1565 for every month.

I've never seen a photo of 1565 before. I cannot agree or disagree

[mrconeman]

Oh look, it's this thread again.

What he said.
Seriously, there's been almost as many of these as condom/pill arguments on this board.

[Little_Miss_1565]

OH GOD, IT DIED?

then WHERE ARE WE?!?!?!