Which of Dexter's lyrics are the best?

[smash2004]

Guys and girls!

I would like to know which you think is the best lyrics in any Offspring song. Or the best line. Also what you think is the funniest.
Me and my friends had a discussion one night and it made me wonder what everyone else thinks. So please let me know.

My favourite would have to be this one from Self Esteem because i can relate to it

When she‘s saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she‘s saying that I‘m like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it‘s better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right?

And the funniest would have to be, well the whole of Beheaded. But there just my opionions!

[nitropenguin!]

And when you know you can't relate
To one more shiny face
Your heart breaks
No one cares
And when you know you can't go on
Cause everything is wrong
Your heart breaks
But no one's there

Amazed shattered, relating lyrics. Dexter fucken rocks when it comes to breaking my heart. lol

[Offspring_01]

I would say all of Gone Away. That is some of the best song writing I have ever heard. One Fine Day has hilarious lyrics, I love them!

Drinkin‘, fightin‘, going to the game
In our world it‘s a way to stay sane
If you‘re asking me
To have it my way, I‘d say that‘s
One fine day

Awesome!
End of the Line also has great lyrics

[smash2004]

Yeah i would definetly agree with you there!!

[nitropenguin!]

Some very good choices there and Gone away will always be loved.

[smash2004]

That's for sure. I had a loss of a family member the other week and i always listen to that song when i'm down but as weird as it sounds, it helps me get through.
Does anybody else get that with their songs?

[Offspring_01]

That's for sure. I had a loss of a family member the other week and i always listen to that song when i'm down but as weird as it sounds, it helps me get through.
Does anybody else get that with their songs?

I did the same thing when my Grampa passed away. Its not weird at all. Helps alot eh.

[smash2004]

Yeah, besides the fact they mae great music, Dexter knows what he's talking about and his lyrics make me feel better knowing that other people have had the same things happen and get through them.

[nitropenguin!]

All the more reason why everyone should be in love with Dexter =)

[smash2004]

That's true. He is amazing but we still can't forget about Noodles, Greg and Atom. Or to be truthful Ron either. He's been a big part of the band since i've liked them back in '93 but i'm positive Atom will be just as good!