President Romney

[KickHimWhenHe'sDown]

since it changed literally no one's mind about who they're voting for

You are 100% sure of that? It literally changed no one's mind. Not a single American's mind.

[Little_Miss_1565]

You as a Canadian are an expert in American politics?

I hope this video works:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/404175

[Llamas]

Sarah, you may enjoy this - I know I did

[Godxilla]

Nice pic, Llamas.

In that old argument of gay marriage, I have another point to make. Gays can vote, yes? Gays can eat at a restaurant, yes? Gays can recieve government pensions, no? Or equal paychecks as their straight colleagues? Yes to all. Honestly, they kinda need to stop talking about marriage. We need to make sure everyone can be employed before we focus on some gay's fantasy of marrying another gay. Believe me when I say that I want a job first, then a girlfriend/wife. So, why don't we just use this same order to tackle "the issues"? It's not hard.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Sarah, you may enjoy this - I know I did

Aaaaahahahahaahah yessss. LOVE. Except that "Say 'fuck all y'all' and drop the mic after making badass points" needs to be in the DO column, in a big way. And add "put hands in the air" at the end of that.

Just saw an interview with Barry O in which he said that "Joe just needs to be Joe" at the debate. I'm pretty sure Joe being Joe is the last thing that the campaign managers want him to be.

[Llamas]

As I read the "Don't" column, I pictured Joe doing each thing... and it made me wanna watch the debate so badly. Especially because I could totally see him doing all those things - especially "let's get ready to rumble" and "fuck all y'all". Hell yeah.

Also, when I clicked on the thread after seeing you'd replied, I read Godxilla's post thinking it was you and I was like, "Nice pic, Llamas? That's all it gets?? " And then I read the part about gay marriage and got wayyyyyy confused.

[Jojan]

[Llamas]

This is just simply amazing. The 47% sign is my favorite part.




This, on the other hand, is just so embarrassingly bad. Could they have managed to be ANY whiter? Hey, we're the whitest white crackers ever. Let's make a RAP song lol!!!



The third rapper has the worst verse I've ever heard in a rap song. There are so many things to make fun of here, I don't even know where to start.

"People of the nation come gather for election, Mitt Romney's not the problem, Mitt Romney's the solution
He knows business, he's no sinner, winner winner chicken dinner
Now this country is great, but they taxes, they suck
So let's use a new guy, get better bang for our buck
Remember in '02 when olympics went down
Mitt Romney came around and flipped our frowns upside down
Obama is bombin', put away that Top Ramen
Get ready for a steak, get ready to catch a break
Romney's his name, save the day is his game
Obama raised our taxes, and that is strange
He stole all our dollars so he can keep the change
Let's believe in America, and that's a quote
Now get to the booth and place your vote
Stop procrastinating, we have the world at large
Show mother earth that Uncle Sam's in charge"

["Melyssa K" Kennedy]

I was grinning, trying not to laugh, the whole time Romney style was playing, haha.
Then I tried to just READ those lyrics as a rap, but I can't. It just manages to sound all whiny in my head.

[Eskimo]

The second debate should be pretty interesting. Obama's obviously going to be pissed, and make an effort this time in his prep, but seeing if Romney can hold any ground will be intriguing. I get the feeling Obama will walk all over him, but I said that about the first one too.