BBS fantasy football?

[Llamas]

Thank you llamas for setting this up. Lots of fun so far.

Thank you Mike for dropping Jamaal Charles. 34 pts in one day! That's really good right? It's my first time ever playing fantasy football but I'm pretty sure that's good. But hey, you got Kevin Olgletree and he got 5 points.

Do points count if the player is benched? Cause I noticed you benched him.

Thanks for suggesting we do this - agreed that it's fun.

Points don't count if the players on your bench - I hate it when I click "optimized lineup" and see that I would've destroyed my opponent if I'd made better choices of who to bench!

Mike is pwning me pretty hard right now, anyway. Stafford (my team) got hurt and his backup threw some long passes and a TD to Megatron (his team). THAT IS LIKE THE WORST THING THAT POSSIBLY COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Hahahaha that seriously sucks, man!

I Taco'd again this week. Looks like only 3 of my players *weren't* benched. Lol?

Yeah, that red "O" next to a player's name means he's completely out and you shouldn't play him that week. A "D" means doubtful, a "Q" is questionable, and a "P" is probable. If you see any of those red letters by their names, you should either bench them or at least be very watchful up until the game starts to see if they're playing or not. Aaron Hernandez and Ahmad Bradshaw are expected to be out for a while, too - not sure about the other guys.

It was looking dismal yesterday, but I woke up today to see that I'm ahead of Ricky by 4 pts, and if Rodgers gets me more pts than Nelson and Crosby get him (minus 4 pts), I should finally have my first win this league - unfortunately, I got majorly stomped in my other league this week, for my first loss over there.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

Speaking of Ricky, where's that dude been? I was just looking at all of the scores from this past week and I don't think he's really following his team anymore. I know I'm policing everyone here but I just think it's more fun if everyone stays up on their teams. Aren't you facebook friends with him? Go bug him about it or something!

Also, let's see if we can get Sarah not to Taco this week (even though she almost won with 5 injured starters, forfuckssake)

[Llamas]

I just bugged him. That jerk better actually play! >

Sarah, you still got Aaron Hernandez playing, and he's probably still gonna be out this week... plus Antonio Brown has a bye week this week. So you should probably bench both of them and put in Jared Cook and Anquan Boldin.

Also, where does this "Taco" come from? I've literally never heard anyone say they taco'd before. Do I live under a rock?

[Little_Miss_1565]

Thanks guys, I just did some stuff...I think.

Llamas, you need to torrent The League RIGHT NOW. "The Fear Boners" is a League reference. Best comedy on TV about fantasy football and sports ever ever ever.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

Who is The Fear Boners in our league? That's the only owner that I haven't figured out yet.

[Llamas]

Who is The Fear Boners in our league? That's the only owner that I haven't figured out yet.

It's RickyCrack.

Sarah, I gotta... I really gotta. I will soon!

But I still gotta know... what's this tacoing thing all about?

[Little_Miss_1565]

Taco is a character on the League who's Kevin's younger brother and who gives zero fucks about football, is a "fritatta" who can't string together enough of a coherent thought to hold down a job, smokes a ton of weed (out of an amazing unicorn bong), and has more sex than the rest of the group put together.

[Llamas]

Ahh, that's why you mentioned the League! Makes sense now

[Al Coholic]

So in the league I have 350 pts so far, but nobody else even has 300. Is this good? Or is it bad like in golf?

It also says I have a "rank" of 1. Does that mean that llamas, who has a rank of 8, is eight times better?

[Little_Miss_1565]

After this week, I feel like I should change the name of my team to OH NO WE SUCK AGAIN.