International languages thread

[Harleyquiiinn]

Nachdem ich mir den Mist hier jetzt lange genug angeschaut habe und zur Belustigung aller & DEINER im Besonderen: Wie wär's mit der hauptsächlichen Splitterwirkung (Umkreis von bis zu 15 Metern)? Aber Du weißt, einzelne Splitter können auch erheblich weiter fliegen ...
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Wieviel Mal brauchst Du eigentlich noch was auf die Fr****, bis Du feststellst, dass Du auf dem falschen Dampfer bist? Oder bist Du u.U. ein kleiner Maso und brauchst sowas?
So langsam fängst Du echt an, mir auf meinen nicht vorhandenen Sack zu gehen ... und außerdem noch was zu Deiner Information: Ich werde kein Bild von mir und meiner Mu**** posten um zu beweisen, dass ich ein Mädel bin.
Edit:
a) Es gibt Fachleute für Menschen wie Dich, die können Dir bestimmt helfen.
b) Hast Du sonst keine Hobbies, als andere hier der Lügen zu bezichtigen? Get a life!

I wouldn't want to brag, but I'm so good at German, that I actually understood the last three words of Samesby's post WITHOUT using google translate.

I should seriously think of becoming an interpret or something.

Edit: Also, llamas is japanese. I can confirm, I have access to her facebook pictures.

[Offspring-Junkie]

You want to know the truth ?

In reality, I AM SAMESBY !

I actually studied German for 7 years so I thought I would be able to clone myself as a german on a message board.

Unfortunately, German is so difficult that I actually create posts by mixing sentences of my 6th grade book "Komm mit nach Deautchland".

Soon, you will discover my 2 new evil threads called :

"Willst du Fußball spielen ?"
"Koko der Papagei"

I sincerely hope you will enjoy them.
My purpose is to make Germans look like polite and nice people. Offspring-junkie, you are not helping.

Nachdem ich mir den Mist hier jetzt lange genug angeschaut habe und zur Belustigung aller & DEINER im Besonderen: Wie wär's mit der hauptsächlichen Splitterwirkung (Umkreis von bis zu 15 Metern)? Aber Du weißt, einzelne Splitter können auch erheblich weiter fliegen ...
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Wieviel Mal brauchst Du eigentlich noch was auf die Fr****, bis Du feststellst, dass Du auf dem falschen Dampfer bist? Oder bist Du u.U. ein kleiner Maso und brauchst sowas?
So langsam fängst Du echt an, mir auf meinen nicht vorhandenen Sack zu gehen ... und außerdem noch was zu Deiner Information: Ich werde kein Bild von mir und meiner Mu**** posten um zu beweisen, dass ich ein Mädel bin.
Edit:
a) Es gibt Fachleute für Menschen wie Dich, die können Dir bestimmt helfen.
b) Hast Du sonst keine Hobbies, als andere hier der Lügen zu bezichtigen? Get a life!

So you wrote this Harleyquiiinn, why do you post this (Second Quote) here?

In the second paragraph you defend yourself for being real.

[Llamas]

o-j, are you serious? You've got to be kidding me... harleyquinn was joking. She's not Samesby... that should be obvious based on both Lost's reply and Samesby's reply. Like, the fact that Harley's German is "Willst du Fußball spielen", and Samesby writes in native German. Lolololol

Edit:
a) Es gibt Fachleute für Menschen wie Dich, die können Dir bestimmt helfen.
b) Hast Du sonst keine Hobbies, als andere hier der Lügen zu bezichtigen? Get a life!

I just noticed this part... hahahahahaha

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Edit: Also, llamas is japanese. I can confirm, I have access to her facebook pictures.

Welp, my secret is officially out and confirmed. I hope you guys still like me.........

[Harleyquiiinn]

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I was joking.

Seriously, I get that you think that Samesby ain't a native speaker but she certainly has a better level than Koko der Papagei (and I had to check to see if it was DER Papagei )

Edit : Also, here is a picture of Japanese Llama:

[Llamas]

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Edit : Also, here is a picture of Japanese Llama:

Hey, I told you those pictures were PRIVATE! Also... ich bin das kleines Lama. Ich bin die süßeste!!!!

PS: o-j NOT figuring out from the context of the thread (aka Lost's and Samesby's posts) that HQ was kidding might explain his obsession... he probably has a history of being incredibly gullible and easy to mislead, and has thus developed a habit of not trusting anyone until he can PROVE what they say.

[Harleyquiiinn]

Hey, I told you those pictures were PRIVATE! Also... ich bin das kleines Lama. Ich bin die süßeste!!!!

And....

ICH BIN SCHNAPPIIIII, DAS KLEINE KROKODIIIIIL

(And now, you all hate me for having that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day.)

[Offspring-Junkie]

So Samseby still claims to be a native speaker (I have to be sure, you all want me to look like a fool, I have to insist on that, I'm sorry).

Now I can still prove it's a fake account, she doesn't speak German. The text is wrong on certain, but very important places that reveal, that Samseby never understood German. It's translated, I don't know where he has the English text from, but it only translates the meaning, not what was exactly said in the clip. Do you want me to explain it? Is any real German speaker here to confirm it? No joking now, I want to prove something.

[Harleyquiiinn]

Is any real German speaker here to confirm it? No joking now, I want to prove something.

I might be wrong, but I think Samesby is a native speaker and maybe she could confir... oh wait...

Anwyay, in a purpose of stopping all of this, isn't it possible that maybe, since you're Austrian, as Ad8 pointed, maybe you could have grammatical or expression differences ?

Like french and belgians and french canadians and some africans ? Different languages, all french.

[Llamas]

Hope ad8 comes back.

And there'd be no way to tell it was translated, and not simply written by someone who's learned German as a second or foreign language. o-j is on crack.

It'd be really funny if o-j was actually the alt and doesn't speak German natively. My money's on that.

[Offspring-Junkie]

No. They're not very big, we watch the same TV shows, everything. I know German, as a German knows German. Especially on TV. German TV (as the clip) is dubbed for the German area this means that Austrians, Germans and Swiss watch the same dubbed movies and shows. On rare occasions there are differences.