Johnny

[Crapmansback]

Johnnys Cool My Friend Is Cool

[Crapmansback]

Johnny rules

[Little_Miss_1565]

"Jaw, Knee, Music"

Johnny has a problem
Johnny is out of control
He had a TV party
With the kids in the black hole
Stealing people's mail
And lynching the landlord
Things to do when angry, young and bored

Johnny was only a lad
Johnny hates the scene
First he hit an old man
Then he hit and run Pauline
The record player spinning the best times
I never had
So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar
When out of tune
The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of love

He's a teenage vegetable
This is the last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a quart
Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny is he queer?
Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer
Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage
Eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig
Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up chevy
That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs
More than he takes
Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks
Johnny says he's bound
By only six strings to this world
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
And Johnny pux0rs Ritilin
And Johnny is an angry amputee

[ihatechrissneed]

30. You Live In A Houseboat

you live in a houseboat
you're so poor it barely floats
you live in a houseboat
you're white trash you're fucking broke
you live in a houseboat
trailer park thinks you're a joke
you live in a houseboat
you're a dumb stupid fag
you live in a houseboat
your dog wears a bandana
you live in a houseboat
you have no teeth
you live in a houseboat
you have tattoos of an anchor
you live in a houseboat
your house has a leak
you live in a houseboat

[Jhonny]

"Jhonny" was a weirdo
So what did you expect?
I ain‘t no fucking hero
I‘m just trying to survive myself