What if...

[Jojan]

... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?

[vnzla_sh4dow]

sure, why not! :rolleyes:

[samr]

like me and my old lady or something?

[Tijs]

... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?
You're asking for advice right now aren't you?

[phoenix]

u r strange
(no)

[phoenix]

like me and my old lady or something?

i think ur funny

[Sketch]

what if...

you went pee and suddenly realized, you didn't pull down your pants?

[Sixpence.]

Well. If you go out then you'll surely catch someone's eye ;)

[RonWelty]

i know u wanna hit that !

[Sixpence.]

Yeah exactly!

[Sketch]

this is fun. someone else come up with a what if...

[RonWelty]

Yeah exactly!
eeheheheheheheh

[Sketch]

did i miss something?

[Sixpence.]

No actually I just replyed a "Yeah exactly"... Seems to be funny for someone :)


Well.


What if...

soles would be made out of butter?

[Neuxes]

then i supose that you could walk on toast and butter it....

[Sixpence.]

cool idea! *laughs*

And if your jacket would be made out of bacon you would nearly have a nice breakfast.

[Neuxes]

Especially if you spill sauce down your front...

[Sketch]

oh that'd be sweet. just go out wearing your bacon jacket and say i'm hungry and take a huge bite out of your jacket. mmm...sounds tasty.

what if you name was butch? that would suck

[Neuxes]

some people would get the wrong idea....... :eek:

[Neuxes]

What if...
you walked out the back door but forgot the door was glass...

[Sixpence.]

I guess you'll get nice scratches all over your face ;)

[Sketch]

what if you jumped in a pool but didnt know how to swim?

[Sixpence.]

I'd hope that there's a Sketch in my near who can help me out there :D

[Neuxes]

And what if there wasn't a sketch near?

well, you would drown, or fly...
prefferably fly....

[Sixpence.]

Yeah I would drown I guess. But have you seen me here without Sketch up to now?? :p *hehe*

[Neuxes]

But it would be fun to fly...

[Sketch]

she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.

[Sixpence.]

Yeah but it would also be fun to be rescued instead of drowning in that pool.

[Sixpence.]

she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.

:D You see! He'd save me. That's a friend!
Hey Sketch maybe we can fly after you've saved me ;)

[*Angel*]

What if you died tomarrow? :(

[Sketch]

then no one here would ever know...i'd just be away for a long long time.

[Neuxes]

What if....
you were the kid in the first verse of "Don't pick it up" (offspring of course)

[Sixpence.]

I would die dramatically. Hand on the heart, praying and bye bye.

[Sketch]

sounds graceful and dramatic, but hopefully that wont have to happen.

[Sixpence.]

No I won't eat a doggy-doo...

Apart from that I wouldn't let you alone, Sketchy!

[Sketch]

thanks, but you wouldnt know its doggy doo. you'd think it was a candybar remember?

[Sixpence.]

Yeah I'm smarter then the boy from the song :) Or god would save me whatever... Or I would be so smart to go to hospital and let them exhaust my stomach...

[Sketch]

ok what if it was rabbit poo instead of dog poo? would it still be as bad?

[Sixpence.]

No I guess not :D

[Sketch]

would you eat rabbit poo for $10?

[Sixpence.]

Hey is this "I bet you will" :D
Would you do that? For what would you do that? :)

[Sketch]

for $10 i dont know. maybe $20...

[Sixpence.]

maybe for $15 but then with cornflakes.

[Neuxes]

No....

very simple

[Neuxes]

What if your computer blew up in your face?

[punk_flamingo]

you wouldnt be able to use it :P