Make me a Profile Please

[HornyPope]

I need your help. Someone who knows me well. I realized that internet dating is the real fad now and I want to join it myself. Not for the dating thing really, but I feel like im missing something when people throw words like "the game" and "going out". Except my pride won't allow me to sign up myself so i'm asking if anyone will please do it for me? Just write anything you think fits on this kind of site and link it to my email address and instant messangers.

I'm serious about it. I really want something done but it's just something i'll never pull myself. So help me. I asked Izie but SHES A BITCH WHO DOESNT WANT TO CO-OPERATe. Waaah waaa waah I dont know what to write for you. Did you know that when she was a little girl I told her she was pretty and then I posted her picture on hotornot and reported to her with the scores every time? I did this much for you, why can't you do anything for me. Why do I have female friends at all.

So anyways, someone do it for me. Thanks.

[HornyPope]

Oh wow, don't tell me you'd do it. I never expected it from you. Anwyays- real photo. Everything's real.

[notoriousdoc]

www.disabledfetishdating.art.pl ?

[HornyPope]

Just pick soemthing that I would like. I don't care. I'll play along to theme. I'm just don't know what purpose I want to decide, so I want you to do it for me. You know, im really fucking tired of making all the decisions in my life. I just want to lay back and have someone take care of me, even if its in the most simplest of forms. I think this type of care, particualry in the hands of a woman, is awesome. You dont find?

[HornyPope]

www.disabledfetishdating.art.pl ?

I havent clicked on the link but I have a feeling that this is a joke. Fuck you man. Im not fucking laughing. Im serious like I said I am. I want that fucking thing done.

[Izie]

Fine then, if we're all serious, monday when I'm home I'll IM you to work something out :p I'll even do the thinking :o

PS I had a 9.something for that hotornot pic, and I didn't even have any boobs then yet :o

[HornyPope]

Yay. I love you.

And im pretty sure we had some cleavage working for the votes.

[Izie]

That cleavage was fake then :|

We'll make you some too!

[HornyPope]

what the hell is that?

talking to maria


and we had a lot of pics there

[HornyPope]

I was thinking already of asking my sister. She's a real angel. But she takes everything so seriously. If I told her ot get it done, she would spend like hours on the profile and she can't give this much time in the midst of exams.

[HornyPope]

Whaaat?

I understand you're an idiot and all and this must be hard for you, but coudl you try to make sense?

[RXP]

I'll give you a face party account but it will be full of teens. Give some photos that you want on there too.

[HornyPope]

Not sure if you could write my profile though. I really wanted a girls' touch but I suppose this is internesting enough. thanks bro.

[RXP]

Yeah but you gotta realise I'm not liek the typical gay and can act gayish.

[HornyPope]

Gays are not like woman though. Women are mothers and they take care of you, gays on the opposite, are just fags. It's like the two have the same sense of humour and needs (gays love attention like women) but never the same priorities.

[HornyPope]

And who the fuck gave this topic a one star? Im looking at you, you fucking frog. Fuck you. I dare to come out open and sincere for once on this forum and ask for honest help and you pretentious cunt DARE TO CRITICIZE me? Fuck you.

[ikyf]

Use this picture:

http://www.first-gay-sex.net/gay-sex/gay-sex-07.jpg

[HornyPope]

Okay, im sorry I lashed out at you then. You're still a bitch for not helping me out but at least you're not bad enough to stab me like this.

[HornyPope]

Ah so I was right after all. You bitch.

[Sin Studly]

Since when?

And Vlad, I'd write you a profile, but you know it'd be nothing but Jew jokes.

[HornyPope]

Yeah dude i'm not letting you near that. I mean, I wouldn't mind a side profile for gigles but not the kind of jokes YOU would like to include.

[the_GoDdEsS]

So you're not... kidding?!

[Sin Studly]

Use that Nazi Chick picture and see what kind of freaks you have trying to get into your e-panties.

[HornyPope]

So you're not... kidding?!

Not one bit. in retrospect, I am starting to wonder on how this thread reflects on me and catching up with the thought of "wow im an idiot for saying this much crap", but really this is just some spurious curiosity I experience. I wan't to see what kids my age are doing and how this technological drive is affecting our human patterns of old. Okay, maybe not that deep of an experience, but for once I just wan't to do something everyone does. I figure there's no harm in having girls message me every once in a while. Most I will probably drive away because i'm very quick to respond to soemthing I don't like, and i'll surely snap away at the opposite party who will consequantly get frustrated at my antics and never talk to me again. Ah, but the few girls that I might grow to like, maybe it will prove a fun experience. I dunno. Worth a try, no?

[Sin Studly]

I get the feeling you'll be less successful with the ladies online than in real life.

[HornyPope]

Whatchoo talkin' aboot? I'm a the illist pimp master.

And anywhoo, my definition of success in this entreprise doesn't correspond to yours. I'm looking for mindless entertainement in my own head, and not for any cheap ratios of girls I seduced vs girls I let go.

[HornyPope]

Dush gots me my own profile! Thanks, Dush!

http://www.faceparty.com/hp91

I don't like it how they leave so little space in certain fields. I could easily write a paragraph in music, not throwing around band names or anything but describing my views on music in general and how, although i'm a big fan, it doesn't really reflect me as a person. And bunch of other stuff but whatever. It fits.

[Mota Boy]

I figure there's no harm in having girls message me every once in a while.
I'm no expert on e-dating, but from what I've read this isn't how it works. Just like in real life, the vast majority of the time it's the guys that initiate it, and more often than not there are no replies. The secret, apparently, is to send a long messaging referencing their interests, that gets responses to about one in five instead of one in fifty.

[RXP]

It depends. I never got any messages until I showed off some skin. So yeah it's up to the guy usually unless you're shameless.

If you look at the faceparty page views the girls usually have 10,000+ while guys have like 2 or 3k.

[HornyPope]

That's fucking gay. I don't want to subject myself to any popularity contest between the other guys. See, I don't mind competition--if it involves fighting to the death. I don't mind a sword fight between contestants. I'd take on anyone to get the girl I want. It's only fair, no? But I WILL NOT try and outclass others by trying to force the girls' attention through flattery and varios forms of chatting.

[RXP]

Ok you are really loosing touch with the normals and living in some medievil times. Perhaps Maria would be a suitable parnter for she does the same?

[HornyPope]

Okay I know the example was extreme and archaic but I want to let it be known that while I refuse to play popularity games with peers of my sex, i'm not the one to back down from a challenge. I just can't stand it when a girl is hit on by five guys who attempt to outperform the other by attracting more of the girls' attention and fancy. Fuck that. I'm not playing.

[HornyPope]

Hahbahah I just checked my messages and the only have I have is about biggayout. Some big GAY festival in Europe. What the fuck did you sign me up for, Dush?

[RXP]

Start messaging random girls in your area with the same copy and paste message.

[HornyPope]

Like what?

[RXP]

I dunno like

Hi

I read your profile, you seem sweet. Nice pics you got there.

HP

If they reply you can get a convo going.

[HornyPope]

A convo about what? "Tell me about yourself" kind of crap? Gay.