Serious Matter.

[Flexing Wings]

Read the message by sinistar@sinistar.com entitled 'Milkman' (if any of you are familiar with David Firth or any Salad Fingers stuff it will make more sense...) and then listen to the mp3 response...

This totally cracked me up... and I would love to rip it off and use it on some of the whining pieces of shit on this BBS... and I'm sure some of you would agree.

http://www.fat-pie.com/mailbag.htm

Enjoy guys

[Preecey]

Read the message by sinistar@sinistar.com entitled 'Milkman' (if any of you are familiar with David Firth or any Salad Fingers stuff it will make more sense...) and then listen to the mp3 response...

This totally cracked me up... and I would love to rip it off and use it on some of the whining pieces of shit on this BBS... and I'm sure some of you would agree.

http://www.fat-pie.com/mailbag.htm

Enjoy guys
That hate-mail was class! I can hardly believe it's real it's so stupid.

[Flexing Wings]

Did you hear the response though??? That bit is the really Class bit... :D

[Preecey]

I read it all. It's so stupid it's untrue. Oh, and I listened to the Vicky Pollard bit too. I don't think the Americans will get it, though. Fat-Pie is a British site and Little Britain isn't broadcast there. Never mind though, it's still good for a laugh.

[Flexing Wings]

Yeah good point, I wondered why there were so many views and so little responses... nah it was just the 'I Don't Care' Mp3 that cracked me up... to me it just is the ULTIMATE response to whining crap like that... though Salad Fingers is a bit weird hahahahaaha :D

[Preecey]

Is that the one with the taps and the spoons? I mean, I like the one about the chav, but the taps and the spoons were freaky.

But that response was downright crazy. Probably a chav.

[Flexing Wings]

Salad Fingers is the weird green dude with salad for fingers... totally demented stuff with weird Aphex Twin music... my mates played it for me... It's mildly amusing for the sheer twisted value.

Nah, I want to try and link the Mp3 directly to the thread, then perhaps (if it requires less effort for the philistines) people will get what we find funny...

But, in risk of contradicting myself, I don't want to make the effort to make the link :D

[Vicky]

salad fingers and I are going to have salad babies

[Flexing Wings]

salad fingers and I are going to have salad babies

Cool, may I lend my services as God Mother?

And you might want to watch it with the nettles when lactating :p :D

[Noodles is gay]

HAHAHAHA! Holy shit that's funny - the first one's pretty good too:

"hey ur stupid im not really 9 im 14 so shut the fuk up"

PRICELESS :D

[Vicky]

Cool, may I lend my services as God Mother?

And you might want to watch it with the nettles when lactating :p :D

yehyeh sure! i love salad fingers, hehe

[Flexing Wings]

Here is the point of this thread...

The ULTIMATE response:

This is a serious matter (C:\Documents and Settings\use...\serious_matter.mp3)

Edit: dammit can't work out how to do the link *Sobs* really is ultimate response... argh

[Flexing Wings]

Bollox to it.

Just click on 'listen to my response' after the 'Milkman' hate letter.

[notoriousdoc]

http://kicia.lexx.eu.org/fotolog/foto6.jpg

Salad fingers is OFFICIALLY the strangest thing you can see while not on Flashdrives