Teh Gay sects (who wnats sum?) (People near Chicago only)

[wheelchairman]

Alright, so massive gay sex orgy in Chicago, on the 25th of July. Anyone from the bbs will be able to meet, myself, my son Ninth, and hopefully some other cool people in the Chicago area. (or who can get to Chicago by the 25th of July.)

i luvz u3<<3

[the_GoDdEsS]

Alright, so massive gay sex orgy in Chicago, on the 25th of July. Anyone from the bbs will be able to meet, myself, my son Ninth, and hopefully some other cool people in the Chicago area. (or who can get to Chicago by the 25th of July.)

i luvz u3<<3

Evil! Now I wish I were male.

[nieh]

Chicago = 12 hours away...and it's just for one day? I'd end up spending more time in the car than I would over there. If it were like 3-4 days I'd probably go for it.

[wheelchairman]

Yeah just for one day I'm afraid. Or well, one night. One Wild Night. With Bon Jovi.

[ninth]

Bon Jovi - New Jersey

...and I'm driving six hours to get there, so deal.

[sKratch]

lol you guys are GAY!

[RXP]

Wow driving 6 hours to see the wheelchair man is crazy


(but you're only doing it for the sexs)

[Vera]

I never wanted to make a post featuring the term "communist cock", but I'm such a sucker for alliteration I just can't help it.

[RXP]

commie cum, cums clean (from) commie cock.

[Vera]

Now that's just overdoing it. I was thinking more of something like, "No capitalist can resist communist cock", without mentioning bodily fluids.

[RXP]

commie cock (inside) capitalist cunt, cumming.

[Vera]

No, seriously, too porny.

Eww.

[wheelchairman]

Yeah Nieh, ninth is a real man. Step up to it.bon jovi 4 life w/c9mmiecockasuarusrex.

[Izie]

Commie sex is red sex!

Red sex is bloody/period sex.

I'm being mentaly unstable.

[nieh]

But I don't like Bon Jovi...

[Vera]

Shut up and have sex with hot BBS boys. >:0

[Endymion]

late july, huh? do i hear "road trip"?

[Vera]

Mmm, Endysex.

[wheelchairman]

Yes Endy, you do. Circle jerk every1?

[ninth]

Straight sects is also welcome.

[Vera]

Fat chance, Seany.

(Mostly just because I don't know any girls from this BBS who're in the area or even COULD be at the area. Unless 1565... No, I think she's in the NY area all summer.)

[ninth]

and teh BBS gurlz think im 2 gay!!@!

[SicN Twisted]

I live in the fucking West Village, why would I go all the way to Chicago for a gay sex orgy?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Circle jerk every1?

*gasps* Per, please hide me in a suitcase when you'll be leaving Amsterdam. I wanna peek (at least).

[ninth]

I live in the fucking West Village, why would I go all the way to Chicago for a gay sex orgy?
Because Chicago will have wheelchairman.

[HornyPope]

There was this guy- Jay, from Chicago. But he was a fag (and not in a good way) and he isn't here anymore so it doesn't matter. I could have tinkered with the idea to come to Chicago, but i'll be in Europe that date. So you boys will have to play on your own.

Seriously though, we need to organize soemthing in New York area sometimes. We have a lot of memebers who could make it. Definatly an idea to ponder.

[sKratch]

I live in the fucking West Village, why would I go all the way to Chicago for a gay sex orgy?
lol that post was made better by the fact that I didn't get it for a second. It was like extended release.

[Sunny]

Seriously though, we need to organize soemthing in New York area sometimes. We have a lot of memebers who could make it. Definatly an idea to ponder.

i second that. bah.

PS. west village is teh suck. l.e.s. represent!

[sKratch]

Vlad just wants to sects me.

[nieh]

NYC or Philly would be very decent places to meet up, though I'm like 99% sure everyone will pick NY over Philly. I'm not much of a city person and the fact that Philly is a 'wussy' city makes me like it more.

[Mota Boy]

Huh, I'm actually considering a road trip up to Chicago this summer, but in August.

[SicN Twisted]

Fuck you Sunny, McDoogal street OWNZ!

Nieh, Philly is NOT a pussy city by any means. It has about four times New York's crime rates, and it has more cars and worse drivers. Where'd you get the idea that Philly is a pussy city?

[Little_Miss_1565]

Seriously though, we need to organize soemthing in New York area sometimes. We have a lot of memebers who could make it. Definatly an idea to ponder.

Fuck pondering, let's do it. I'm in Bay Ridge until August 31st and need more of a social life.

Brooklyn repr4z3nt!

[HornyPope]

Let's do it? Oh wow, so fast and so sudden. I don't know what to say. Maybe we ought to take a shower together first to ease the tensions up?

But really, i'll be gone for for the summer. Can't see of a possible way to squize in a date. Maybe if I flew back home in Autumn. Definatly a great idea though and one that ought to come around often so keep your fingers crossed and we ought to do it some day ;)

[HornyPope]

And NY definatly has the egde over Philly on the grounds that it's a closer drive from Canada whence I hope we could get some members moving too, and because it homes a number of our own members who are suited to host and guide the event. I'll turn the ball to them to organize something suitable.

[Mota Boy]

Fuck pondering, let's do it. I'm in Bay Ridge until August 31st and need more of a social life.
Yeah, sure Little_Miss_HeyClaiborne'sComingToNYCIWonderWhat's GoingOnInBeantown65.

[Vera]

But you would've gained a weekend of really, really great MB boning.

I'm still of the opinion you two should marry and run for presidency. 2008!

[Mota Boy]

OK, you're off the hook this time, I'd hate to get in the way of someone gettin' their bone on.


And Sanni, I'll only be eligible in 2026, but it'd never work out. Our seperate careers as dashing Senate firebrand and rock goddess would create too much tension. We'll have to settle for a torrid affair instead.

[Vera]

I'm so writing a chicklit book based on that premise.

[SicN Twisted]

Fluxor, or however you're supposed to spell it. 1565 is residing in the neighborhood where I spent the greater part of my childhood and where I went to elementary and middle school.I represent Brooklyn better then ANY of you motherfuckers.

If anything goes on in NYC I'm there, but keep in mind that next time I see Vlad I'm beating the fuck out of him.

[sKratch]

I wanna see that.

[HornyPope]

Hahaha bring it on.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Ohsnap, I gotta see this. We need plans, NOW.

[wheelchairman]

Mota, I'll be in Chicago for 6 hours on the 6th of August, should you be road-trippin' at that point.

[SicN Twisted]

So an evening with 1565 wearing those red contacts will be offered as a prize to the winning contender. By evening, I mean a candlelit dinner, of course.

[JohnnyNemesis]

NYC or Philly would be very decent places to meet up, though I'm like 99% sure everyone will pick NY over Philly. I'm not much of a city person and the fact that Philly is a 'wussy' city makes me like it more.

I just came back from my first ever trip to Philly. I think it's beautiful, and I kinda fell in love with that place.

But yeah, a meeting in NYC is necessary. I'd be there ASAP.

[SicN Twisted]

I avoid an official meetup because that has a really creepy nature to it. I'd have no problem informally meeting some people though.

[nieh]

I just came back from my first ever trip to Philly. I think it's beautiful, and I kinda fell in love with that place.

But yeah, a meeting in NYC is necessary. I'd be there ASAP.

It's nicer looking and much more relaxed feeling there than most the other cities I've been to. Why didn't you tell me you were there? I live 5 minutes from it.

[JohnnyNemesis]

It was kind of a spontaneous decision my girlfriend and I made together. It was the romantic weekend we ended up not having on Memorial Day weekend and had this past weekend instead. If I'm in your neck of the woods again in the future though, you will definitely know.

[nieh]

It was kind of a spontaneous decision my girlfriend and I made together. It was the romantic weekend we ended up not having on Memorial Day weekend and had this past weekend instead. If I'm in your neck of the woods again in the future though, you will definitely know.

Ahh...I can see I wasn't notified of your presence. I'll allow it.

[SicN Twisted]

Damn Nieh, you can't live in Camden, you're way too white.

[nieh]

I live in Collingswood. It's a borough of Camden and I live just around the corner from actual Camden (I'm about 1/2 mile from it). I don't actually live IN Camden, but I'm close enough to have gotten my car vandalized 3 times in the last 2 years.

[SicN Twisted]

I was confused, cause you said you lived in Jersey but five minutes outside Philly and I thought that had to be Camden, be the only city directly across the bridge, but to my knowledge only gangsters and crackheads live in Camden, literally, no exageration. Isn't Collingswood the town right after Barrington on 30 west from 295?

[LOdAT]

LALALLALALALALALA

*E-riding tricycle* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!

[sKratch]

So an evening with 1565 wearing those red contacts will be offered as a prize to the winning contender. By evening, I mean a candlelit dinner, of course.
So in other words, I watch you and Vlad go at it, and calmly walk off with 1565 to the boom boom room.

[Vera]

HAAHHAHAHA.

Good luck on you people.

[Little_Miss_1565]

So in other words, I watch you and Vlad go at it, and calmly walk off with 1565 to the boom boom room.

...but what if I want to keep watching them go at it?!

[RXP]

sKratch could flick you while you watched.

omg 2 graphic.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Dush, you always know how to use the right verbs. And when.

[Little_Miss_1565]

OMFGZ, leave my twat out of this.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

^ Siggified.

[HornyPope]

Now boys im sure there's enough 1565 to go around for everyone.

[Vera]

1565, just say the word and I can be your ugly, protective truck-driver lesbian girlfriend.

[sKratch]

...but what if I want to keep watching them go at it?!
What RXP said. Plus, I promise to be more entertaining anyways.

[Little_Miss_1565]

^ Siggified.

YESS. I officially rule!

Thank you, UNB. I just broke things off with my quasi-sort of-special friend, so maybe I'll be looking to rebound soon. I'll be sure to let you guys know if that happens.

[HornyPope]

I'll stick teh penis in you if you asked me real, real politely.

[sKratch]

Pshh yeah but I would provide the proper amount of foreplay.
(I'm surprised at how far I'm going with this, considering I don't know 1565 all that well, besides being certain that she rocks and that I should know her better.)

[SicN Twisted]

Hey, I specifically said candlelit dinner.

You know 1565, just take off that avatar and these conversations wouldn't be occuring.

Skratch, you live in Courtland Manor, why do you get dips on an elite city meetup/duel?

[Mota Boy]

You know 1565, just take off that avatar and these conversations wouldn't be occuring.
Naw, the cat's out of the bag. 65's opened the Pandora's Box of Perversion







Heh heh heh... Pandora's box.

[HornyPope]

http://www.totalupload.com/uploads/b269676afd.gif


Not appropriate?

[SicN Twisted]

She could replace the avator with that of a grotesque, obese leper and say it's her real picture.

[Vera]

Hahahaha. Waist-shake!

[SicN Twisted]

Despite that, your red contacts still do make you look like a female version of Anakin Skywalker recently turned Darth Vader angrily storming around the Jedi temple fuckin' shit up left and right.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Despite that, your red contacts still do make you look like a female version of Anakin Skywalker recently turned Darth Vader angrily storming around the Jedi temple fuckin' shit up left and right.

I haven't seen the third prequel yet (FUCK a NYC movie ticket price). But they're not red contacts, just so you know--just some serious red-eye.

[SicN Twisted]

There's always someone hangin' on 108th and Amsterdam every Friday night selling ten dollar good quality bootlegs of whatever's in theatres. What, you thought real New Yorkers pay to go to the movies? FLUXOR!

[JohnnyNemesis]

In light of the recent conversation here, is it a bad time to say that I've been whackin' to 1565's avatar everyday?

[Little_Miss_1565]

^ Ha ha, Johnny like drag queens

[JohnnyNemesis]

Damn skippity!

[Little_Miss_1565]

That's m'boy!

[SicN Twisted]

I definately prefer Jedi masters to drag queens any day.

[sKratch]

Bet you've only scored with a padawan though.

[JohnnyNemesis]

sKratch, I notice we're not having sex at the moment.

That's a problem. Cum rectify.

[SkunkIt]

Chicago is full of dirt and littler. They should have done it in a cleaner place, like Detroit.

[ninth]

Input from ugly people is not welcome.

[sKratch]

sKratch, I notice we're not having sex at the moment.

That's a problem. Cum rectify.
I will rectumfy the situation forthwith.

Chicago is full of dirt and littler. They should have done it in a cleaner place, like Detroit.

Is that like litter left by Hitler?

[Betty]

I was just in Chicago on Monday... in "gay town" apparently... sounds perfect for the gay sex.

But anyway, I'd be game for an eventual actual planned NY thing... but for the rest of the summer I have some serious cash/need to work/need to get a fucking passport issues...

[ninth]

I was just in Chicago on Monday... in "gay town" apparently... sounds perfect for the gay sex.
It should be a rule that if a l33t is in the MidWest they have to contact me. Betty, come back down to Chicago for the 25th/26th and watch wheelchairman do cripple tricks with me. I love it when he does that wheelchair on two wheels trick.

[Panzerfaust92]

Looks like this is all starting to come together

[wheelchairman]

Panzerfaust, you are specifically not invited.

Betty, come, watch me do wheelchair tricks. ;) ;) wink ;)

[SicN Twisted]

I have the technology and resources to blow up Chicago should such a derranged meeting ever occur.

[wheelchairman]

Aren't you supposed to be in Europe?

[Betty]

Sic, you haven't been here in a while... but are you still/did you already play with your band in Toronto?

[SicN Twisted]

We played both Toronto and Oakville already. It was pretty fun, but I didn't have access to a computer on tour so I couldn't notify any of you Canadian potential fans, my apologies. I've been away either touring/travelling/not using a computer for the past month or so. You all should try that sometimes, the whole digital free thing - it's liberating.

[ninth]

Bettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty, wheelchair trick temptation.

[Paint_It_Black]

I barely post here anymore, but I've spent far too many years occasionally posting here (and sometimes obsessively posting here) not to wonder what many of you are like in real life. The idea of a meet up tickles my curiosity. It's just a shame that there's no way that all the people I'd be interested in meeting will ever be in the same place at the same time.

But just in case it does happen, my vote is for orgy.

[RXP]

I dunno, I've nver seen a pic of you. I'd only orgy with like 5 chicks from here.

[ninth]

I dunno, I've nver seen a pic of you. I'd only orgy with like 5 chicks from here.
And me, you fucking homo.

[RXP]

Vera while drunk forced me to contemplate this. I find guys attractive but I wouldn't wanna wank 'em off. So I guess I could watch you like bang some biatch but I woudn't touch you cause I'm a closest homophobe. Which actually means I'm gay.

[Paint_It_Black]

What you're really saying is you want them to wank you off.

[RXP]

Yeah like a glory hole. As long as I thought it was sunny or someone it could be Wheelchairman for all I care.

[Sunny]

...how did i miss this gem of a thread?

now i want a NYC meetup real bad. 1565, how long are you gonna stay in NY for? (i have a feeling you already said how long but i somehow missed it)

[Little_Miss_1565]

I'm here 'til my sublease runs out on August 31st.

This fucking heat better not, though. I was at the Renegade Craft Fair in Williamsburg all day today and I totally got heatstroke. Feel like ass now. And I was going to see Stars and the New Pornographers tonight.

Might go see Tegan and Sara tomorrow, though...

[ninth]

...how did i miss this gem of a thread?

now i want a NYC meetup real bad. 1565, how long are you gonna stay in NY for? (i have a feeling you already said how long but i somehow missed it)
Sunny, aren't you supposed to be in the MidWest region with the fiance this summer?

[LOdAT]

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmhmm.

[Sunny]

Sunny, aren't you supposed to be in the MidWest region with the fiance this summer?

Only til August 20th.

[ninth]

Only til August 20th.
August 20th in my birthday (wink wink nudge nudge).

[ninth]

Ahem, I said wink wink nudge nudge
bump'ngrind

[HeadAroundU]

This thread is gay.

[JoY]

*gasps* Per, please hide me in a suitcase when you'll be leaving Amsterdam. I wanna peek (at least).
ooooo, I want that too. but I'll take up all the space for lugage & more.

[JoY]

OMFGZ, leave my twat out of this.
*bursts into wild laughter*

[wheelchairman]

ooooo, I want that too. but I'll take up all the space for lugage & more.
ppff you and sims are so tiny that I could fit you in my bags and still have space for a weeks worth of clothes and alcohol.

[JoY]

I don't even know -what- kind of bags you normally take with you, but whatever kind it is, if we both fit in it, I'm totally for it.

[SicN Twisted]

I was at Renegade Craftfair too but I only noticed full Asians and full white people, nothing in between. Billburg is lame though, hipsters assholes infest it like invasive species - I'm sure Mags would agree with me.

[LOdAT]

This thread is gay...litteraly.

[sKratch]

This thread is gay.
At least this thread isn't a creepy/skeevy guy from Slovakia.

[HeadAroundU]

At least this thread isn't a creepy/skeevy guy from Slovakia.
Get your penis mobil into ass and shut up :D

[Little_Miss_1565]

I was at Renegade Craftfair too but I only noticed full Asians and full white people, nothing in between. Billburg is lame though, hipsters assholes infest it like invasive species - I'm sure Mags would agree with me.

If you saw a dork with thick-rimmed slightly cat-eye glasses in a black tank top, capri-length jeans, a polka-dot tote bag, and practically collapsing from heatstroke, that was me.

I spent way too much money at Renegade, but it's all so awesome I think it might have been worth it. What about yourself?

And yes, Williamsburg is insufferable.

[SicN Twisted]

I went there without any money, so I complimented some of the vendors and artists, that was about it. Alot of the shit was fucking amazing, I wish I had money to spend - especially on all the silk screened rock band posters and reconstructed clothing. I didn't actually spend much time in the park, I mostly hung out at Earwax records where I work. It was way too hot to be outside, despite some of the mindblowing displays.