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Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:14 AM
... totally sucks balls. He's stupid-looking, none of his songs are funny or amusing in any way, The Vidiot was boring and stupid, and accordians are totally gay. Anybody who likes Weird Al is almost certainly the kind of stupid loser who thinks saying totally random bullshit like "The multi-coloured hamster who lives in a talking fridge is looking at me" is funny, intelligent, and not at all annoying and lame.

Seriously, I can't name a single song of his that was actually funny, and I thought making funnies was the entire point of spoofing pop songs.

If you like Weird Al Yankovic, defend your atrocious shitty taste in music and comedy here. If you don't like Weird Al Yankovic, tell his fans how fucking pathetic they are instead.

edit ;

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/w/wierd_al_yankovic/weirdalyankovic.jpg

What a stupid douchebag! I bet he's Jewish or whatever too, he looks lame enough to be a filthy snipcock.

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:23 AM
that dude annoys the FUCK out of me. my exboyfriend used to show me his videos, laughing like crazy & I was trying to force myself SO hard to get a chuckle out of me... every time I hear a song he's totally fucked up, I keep remembering that lame dude & his LAME lyrics.

but it's too bad I have to agree with -Justin- again. ugh.

Edit; his nose is too thin to be Jewish. somehow I can see similarities between him & Hugh Grant in that picture, which is extremely disturbing. (& I'm well aware my English is teh sux0rz)

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:28 AM
Seriously, what is it that people find amusing about him?

He changes lyrics from pop songs to other lyrics, yeah, but he neglects to make the lyrics amusing or funny in any way.... how the fuck does somebody manage to make a career out of this?

And Bella, I don't like you anymore now that I know your ex was a fan... unless you can regale me with stories about how you metaphorically ripped his heart out of his chest cavity with your bare hands, before crushing it underfoot and laughing... yeah, that'd be totally awesome and shexy.

barangatang
07-27-2005, 07:28 AM
The saddast part about it is, i bet he thinks hes the coolest, funniest person alive.

if you wanna get a laugh outta music listen to some sytem of a down, not some fool, who sings about poo-poo and pee-pee and silly-willy things.

offspringintenselyrock
07-27-2005, 07:29 AM
I have to admit I quite enjoyed Laundry Day :o

0r4ng3
07-27-2005, 07:29 AM
I used to like his "music". Then I became 9 years old.

barangatang
07-27-2005, 07:30 AM
I used to like his music. Then I became 9 years old.

i find it odd how you called it music.

0r4ng3
07-27-2005, 07:31 AM
i find it odd how you called it music.
Good point. Post edited.

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:31 AM
Justin, it was Willem & we all know how that story ended.

(Willem, if you're reading this; just kidding. I come in peace. ;p but man, that IS lame "music", boy!)

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:32 AM
Good point. Post edited.
hahaha, you changed it to what I call it! (but you did it before I posted, doh)

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:32 AM
The level of respect I hold for you retards is skyrocketing.

Except for 'offspringintenselyrock', who I'd lose respect for if they hadn't already lost any I might have potentially afforded them by choosing such a stupid fucking name.

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:35 AM
I find it insulting how you said "you retards". specify, bitch.

nieh
07-27-2005, 07:35 AM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *bursts into tears*

I like stupid humor sometimes. I tend to prefer his original songs over his parodies (Hardware Store, Albuquerque, etc.) That being said, I've had no desire to listen to any of my Weird Al cds in a couple years because there's much better music out there that still manages to have a sense of humor attached to it. He puts on a good show though, so if he comes around any time soon, I might go see him again. He dresses up in all the costumes from his videos (including the fat suit for Fat).

offspringintenselyrock
07-27-2005, 07:36 AM
The level of respect I hold for you retards is skyrocketing.

Except for 'offspringintenselyrock', who I'd lose respect for if they hadn't already lost any I might have potentially afforded them by choosing such a stupid fucking name.
Well that's not very nice now is it?

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:36 AM
Fat, oh god.. that one.. was.. fucking terrible.

sorry Josh. u no i stil luv u.

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:37 AM
Well that's not very nice now is it?
but totally justified.

nieh
07-27-2005, 07:38 AM
Fat, oh god.. that one.. was.. fucking terrible.

sorry Josh. u no i stil luv u.

This may be true, but it certainly was interesting to see him run backstage and to come back out 5 minutes later in the suit from that video.

offspringintenselyrock
07-27-2005, 07:40 AM
but totally justified.
Why's that?

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:41 AM
Bella, by 'retards' I meant everybody in this thread who isn't us.

And nieh, I no longer like you. When the revolution comes, you'll be up against the wall with the kykes, niggers and elderly.

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:45 AM
Offspringintenselyrock, you're a stupid fucking idiot.

Anybody who likes Weird Al is almost certainly the kind of stupid loser who thinks saying totally random bullshit like "The multi-coloured hamster who lives in a talking fridge is looking at me" is funny, intelligent, and not at all annoying and lame.

offspringintenselyrock

Location: in a pot
Signature: Curtains shmertains, I don't give a damn. They're flowery and they scare me.

Isolated Fury
07-27-2005, 07:46 AM
Why's that?
Take a second and read your posts. By the time you have finished, you should have realized that this question is completely unnecessary.

offspringintenselyrock
07-27-2005, 07:47 AM
How scandalous.

Isolated Fury
07-27-2005, 07:48 AM
Would you please just swallow your tongue already?

offspringintenselyrock
07-27-2005, 07:49 AM
No. I love food too much.

Idiot
07-27-2005, 07:50 AM
I think Weird Al's stuff is quite good.

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:51 AM
http://www.weberspump.com/acatalog/h5redrubberhose.jpghttp://www.baz.com/wendy/personal/PICS/garage.jpg

outofex1le
07-27-2005, 07:55 AM
Weird Al is great. It's not his fault you have no sense of humor.

I love how a lot of times his version is better than the original. ^_^

JoY
07-27-2005, 07:57 AM
oh. my. god. I think I'm gonna DY.

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 07:58 AM
I have a sense of humour, it's just that my sense of humour isn't totally pathetic and lame like yours is.

Explain how anything Weird Al has ever done is funny.

Isolated Fury
07-27-2005, 08:00 AM
Explain how anything Weird Al has ever done is funny.
He was born. That's pretty hilarious.

Sin Studly
07-27-2005, 08:02 AM
I laugh at cripples and the Holocaust and all, but I think you're taking things a little too far, dude.

the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 08:10 AM
What an ugly-looking fuckface comedian.

nieh
07-27-2005, 08:10 AM
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Weird Al would be more fun if he had more masturbation jokes and less songs about food and tv.

ShadowPyro
07-27-2005, 10:11 AM
My friend burned me a copy of a cd.
Jesus fucking christ, that was worse then all the Polish music my parents blare at night...

I mean, it would be ok if their music was like Polish Pink Floyd.... But it's like... I don't know.

the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 10:16 AM
Hahahaha, I just remembered how much Polish covers of pop music can suck. Sorry, no offence. Maybe I heard the wrong examples. But hearing Polish Eminem once I totally cracked up.

ShadowPyro
07-27-2005, 10:37 AM
Hahahaha, I just remembered how much Polish covers of pop music can suck. Sorry, no offence. Maybe I heard the wrong examples. But hearing Polish Eminem once I totally cracked up.
Heh, it doesnt offend me. Well, making fun of it doesnt offend me.

I visited Poland not that long ago and saw a Polish Eminem music video.
I choked on my Sprite.

My parents... well my dad... listions to like .... country music(wtf :confused: ) I guess. In the fucking Polish language.

Endymion
07-27-2005, 11:53 AM
to the best of my knowledge i've never heard anything by him, BUT my father has a smith chart (http://www.physicsdaily.com/physics/upload/thumb/0/04/300px-Smith_chart.jpg) signed by him because the guy that made hand noises for wierd al was in one of my dad's classes.