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the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:00 AM
if you sit down on a public toilet
if you don't shower at least once a day
if you don't change your socks and underwear every day
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female
if you grope me with your old shaky Alzheimer hand
if you think Paris Hilton is hot
if you unhealthily obess over celebrities
if you're a bigot
if your life consists of playing video games
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
if you lust after children
if you're an idiot convinced you're smart
if you're a hysterical person with a high-pitched voice
if you're fat, don't do anything about it and can't stop whining
if you cut for attention
if you constantly whine about how much you and everything else sucks
if you reply to this thread making a lame list instead of picking an issue to discuss.
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:01 AM
oh noez, I sit down on public toilets sometimes, but not after I wipe them first!
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:03 AM
you know what's disgusting by the way? when you walk into a public toilet, and there's a PUBIC hair on the seat. I walk straight out if that happens.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:03 AM
Well, fair enough. But I just can't, ever. Eugh.
oh noez, I sit down on public toilets sometimes, but not after I wipe them first!
same here. :o :confused: :(
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:04 AM
I can if they are really clean. I know the clean toilets around, because I need them a lot. Tiny bladder. Yikes.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:04 AM
you know what's disgusting by the way? when you walk into a public toilet, and there's a PUBIC hair on the seat. I walk straight out if that happens.
Same thing when you share a shower with people as a student and they leave their hair in the shower. It makes me go apeshit. Either fucking shave or clean it up.
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:04 AM
hahahaha you sit down on public toilets making sure you don't if you have wiped them first. hehehehe
Oh, I don't sit down on disgusting one, I wipe clean ones too!
Im_Not_Listening
07-27-2005, 09:05 AM
so i like paris hilton, that makes me a bad person...
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:05 AM
Same thing when you share a shower with people as a student and they leave their hair in the shower. It makes me go apeshit. Either fucking shave or clean it up.
Exactly!
And they're so damn recognizable too!!! Icky curly hairs.
you know what's disgusting by the way? when you walk into a public toilet, and there's a PUBIC hair on the seat. I walk straight out if that happens.
I had that the other day. I immediately walked out. Huibert said; "wow, that was quick", me; "yeah.. well.. I'll just take a nice long piss when I get home *shudder*".
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:05 AM
I can if they are really clean. I know the clean toilets around, because I need them a lot. Tiny bladder. Yikes.
Dude. Worst case scenario is you would put toilet paper ALL OVER the seat. But I don't even do that any more. Public toilets are extremely ick.
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:06 AM
I had that the other day. I immediately walked out. Huibert said; "wow, that was quick", me; "yeah.. well.. I'll just take a nice long piss when I get home *shudder*".
Haha, you did on the airport too, remember?
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:07 AM
Dude. Worst case scenario is you would put toilet paper ALL OVER the seat. But I don't even do that any more. Public toilets are extremely ick.
I do that too when it's really bad...but I definitely don't sit on them then!
Eek...I'm thinking festival toilets...brrr...
I remember! I was totally grossed out. wahhh.
I sit down on public bogs when I need a crap but I line it with bog paper first.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM
so i like paris hilton, that makes me a bad person...
In my eyes. Clear enough?
Tizzalicious
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM
ohhh I see if you need to wipe them you won't sit on them?? Hey, you get those paper toilet seat cover things in most shopping centres that flush down when you flush the toilet. Personally, I can't bring myself to use those disgusting ones near train stations and in public parks - unless I'm desperate, and then it's a case of hovering.
I usually go to Mc Donalds! Or the ones in departments stores...and the ones at the stations in Holland are usually very clean too (better be, you have to pay loads).
Im_Not_Listening
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM
In my eyes. Clear enough?
yeah, that's ok.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:09 AM
Personally, I can't bring myself to use those disgusting ones near train stations and in public parks - unless I'm desperate, and then it's a case of hovering.
Yup, pretty much the same here.
can we PLEASE change the subject to one of the other things that make a person disgusting? because this is SERIOUSLY grossing me out.
Im_Not_Listening
07-27-2005, 09:11 AM
I think that Nicole Richie girl she used to hang around with was much more attractive than Paris - not that I think Nicole was that attractive either - something just annoys me about that girl's nose.
paris is gorgeous, she's my role model
Turbonegro
07-27-2005, 09:15 AM
paris is gorgeous, she's my role model
That was a joke, right? Please tell me that was a joke.
Im_Not_Listening
07-27-2005, 09:16 AM
That was a joke, right? Please tell me that was a joke.
i was being sarcastic....?
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 09:16 AM
if you don't change your socks and underwear every day
for me, three times a day.
0r4ng3
07-27-2005, 09:17 AM
if your life consists of playing video games
This would almost apply to me, but I spend more time on the computer. I guess the last one would also apply to me.
Camilamazed
07-27-2005, 09:19 AM
1)if you sit down on a public toilet
I do the same thing Tizz does. When I'm at a place and drunk I cannot piss without sitting or it'd be a disaster hahaha.
2)if you don't shower at least once a day
Are there people who don't shower everyday?
3)if you don't change your socks and underwear every day
For fuck's sake.Don't tell me people don't change them daily. *Passes out*
4)if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
There's nothing to say about it. I wonder how people dare doing that (ewwww) , Worse the ones who sniff underwear without changing it.
how come?
5)if you're fat
I cannot change that hehe.
I'm serious. How come people can live without showing every single day. Sometimes I take 2 showers. When I wake up and SPECIALLY before going to bed. I NEVER go to bed without a shower.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:19 AM
if you sit down on a public toilet
if you don't shower at least once a day
if you don't change your socks and underwear every day
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female
if you grope me with your old shaky Alzheimer hand
if you think Paris Hilton is hot
if you unhealthily obess over celebrities
if you're a bigot
if your life consists of playing video games
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
if you lust after children
if you're an idiot convinced you're smart
if you're a hysterical person with a high-pitched voice
if you're fat, don't do anything about it and can't stop whining
if you cut for attention
if you constantly whine about how much you and everything else sucks
if you reply to this thread making a lame list instead of picking an issue to discuss.
Who the fuck gives a damn, prick? Learn how to spell.
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 09:21 AM
Yes, it is. But I can't stand staying with the same socks for all day. I also can't stand not wearing socks.
ShadowPyro
07-27-2005, 09:23 AM
God, I hate walking around in my school... Not everyone takes a shower everyday and it smells like shit.
And then people slather on Axe and there's so fucking much and that smells to.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:23 AM
Nimrod In Town']Who the fuck gives a damn, prick? Learn how to spell.
Oh Richie pimp, ever heard of typos?
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:23 AM
In my eyes. Clear enough?
Nobody cares about you. Shut up,
if your life consists of playing video games
How the fuck does that make you disgusting?!
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:24 AM
Oh Richie pimp, ever heard of typos?
Oh, Sim simmy, im not part of the pimp thing...anymore.
TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 09:25 AM
Nimrod In Town']Who the fuck gives a damn, prick? Learn how to spell.
A few people, considering the number of replies. Why're you judging her opinions, anyway? Yours are meaningless.
ShadowPyro
07-27-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally Posted by killer_queen
for me, three times a day.
Me to. It's because the floor is filthy and I dont wear slippers and my socks get filthy.
Camilamazed
07-27-2005, 09:25 AM
not everyone takes a shower everyday and it smells like shit.
And then people slather on Axe and there's so fucking much and that smells to.
I really wonder how come.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 09:28 AM
I really wonder how come.
There's this transitional stage when kids become teenagers and start sweating like pigs but often don't realise they gotta use some kinda deo thing and shower. Being a teacher and teaching in classes full of kids (if you do), you should know that.
What's more gross is when adults don't shower.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:28 AM
A few people, considering the number of replies. Why're you judging her opinions, anyway? Yours are meaningless.
Am i talking to you? No. I was just going to ask, how does 'playing video games' make you disgusting?
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 09:30 AM
Yea whats wrong with video games? :confused:
morning lodat
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:31 AM
Yea whats wrong with video games? :confused:
morning lodat
Morning, what's up?
Camilamazed
07-27-2005, 09:32 AM
There's this transitional stage when kids become teenagers and start sweating like pigs but often don't realise they gotta use some kinda deo thing and shower. Being a teacher and teaching in classes full of kids (if you do), you should know that.
What's more gross is when adults don't shower.
I know that Sim. Kids here are used to take showers every single day. They are used to take showers before leaving home and going out.Specially when going to school.
"Being a teacher and teaching in classes full of kids (if you do)"
Didn't get that.
TheUnholyNightbringer
07-27-2005, 09:33 AM
Nimrod In Town']Am i talking to you? No.
Open forum, dipshit.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:34 AM
Open forum, dipshit.
Was i talking to you? No.
I don't shower every day unless there is a special reason I feel filthy. Such reasons include having exercised or if I'm physically dirty after, I don't know, doing gardening? Or something.
I do shower every other day, naturally to wash my hair. If I wash it every day it just gets to the point where it's only clean for like 10 hrs and then I have to wash it again. It's not good for my hair.
Public toilets are a necessity when you just hang out with a friend downtown for at least 6 or 7 hours a day and eat and drink while hanging out. My public toilets are department store toilets and movie theater toilets, though, not trainstation toilets of them green plastic thingies. And I always cover the seat with toilet paper when I'm not at someone's house. At restaraunts and stuff, too.
This is a rather gross topic. Why the fuck did I write this many paragraphs. Geez.
SeX PistoL
07-27-2005, 09:35 AM
yay im non of those things but paris hilton has a nice ass but thats it
why do women hate her?
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-27-2005, 09:37 AM
yay im non of those things but paris hilton has a nice ass but thats it
why do women hate her?
Because the women are jealous at her. Why? Because she is billion times richer than they will ever be.
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 09:38 AM
Although 12 (or so) year olds are funny because it's like they discover deoderant and feel the need to spray half a can at a time. If you're in a closed room, or a train carriage for example you're nearly choking to get a breath.
When they use their parent's disgusting cheap perfumes it becomes worse.
Paint_It_Black
07-27-2005, 09:50 AM
Are they all equal or in descending order of importance?
Like, if I lust after kids but have never in my life even entered a public toilet (can't beat that for lavatorial snobbishness) does that kind of equal out? Can I use it in my upcoming trial? I've said too much.
Paint_It_Black
07-27-2005, 09:59 AM
Pfft, don't be silly, Michael's been proven to be as innocent as OJ.
To the people whining "why are video games bad", she didn't even say that, she said you disgust her if playing video games is ALL you do. And considering you all probably take regular breaks to felate each other (which wasn't on the list) you're obviously in the clear.
Elmo Is My Father
07-27-2005, 10:03 AM
NEVER in my life have I sat on a public toilet! If I gotta shit I hold it. Its better to have ass cramps than ass cancer.
Paint_It_Black
07-27-2005, 10:07 AM
Wait a second, you're suggesting public toilet seats give you cancer of the ass?
Elmo Is My Father
07-27-2005, 10:11 AM
Well think about it:
Tons of people sit on them daily
They never get cleaned (depending on the place)
Anal sex has become very popular lately (I live in San Francisco)
Cancer is not an STD, you fucking idiot.
EDIT: This not directed to ibid.
Elmo Is My Father
07-27-2005, 10:22 AM
Well shit Im in high school I sleep most of the health class so I don't know any anal diseases exept for Hemroids if thats even considerd a disease.
arak0r
07-27-2005, 10:23 AM
only thing i do there is sit on public toilet, but thats only after completely washing it. get water from the faucet, walk over, wipe it down completely, flush, repeat process two times. then im set. sometimes i throw in lysol. at work i actually go to the maintenance area and grab some of the cleaning stuff they use :p
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 10:23 AM
I dont think it is......................
Elmo Is My Father
07-27-2005, 10:28 AM
Well peeps Im gonna go eat some food and smoke a ciggy maybe I'll go somewhere.
NEVER in my life have I sat on a public toilet! If I gotta shit I hold it. Its better to have ass cramps than ass cancer.
*raises eyebrow real high*
*bursts into wild laughter*
HOW the fuck would you get a flaw in your DNA, a genetic disease, from sitting on a public toilet??! even IF it was an STD, those don't really survive outside the body.
this must've been the DUMBEST comment I've ever encountered on this averagely superDUMB bbs. this has NOTHING to do with missing a biology class or two, this has to do with having the IQ of a shoesole.
omgz, someone ejaculated on the toiletseat & now I think I'm pregnant. what should I do???!11 :o :confused: :(
I'm loving the term "ass cancer".
Am I the only one who doesn't stink? I don't even have to wear deoderant not to stink. People tell me I haven't hit puberty yet. But seriously I don't smell at all. I still wear it tho cause I hate HATE HATE HATE sticky armpits. I even sometimes sprey it in between my thigs cuase I just hate that sticky feeling in teh summer.
Tired_Of_You
07-27-2005, 10:48 AM
Ass Cancer = South Park
The worst of all is after physical education classes, some people stinks so much! =/
Paint_It_Black
07-27-2005, 10:50 AM
Cancer is not an STD, you fucking idiot.
EDIT: This not directed to ibid.
Thanks, that's exactly what I was going to say.
Well shit Im in high school I sleep most of the health class so I don't know any anal diseases exept for Hemroids if thats even considerd a disease.
No, it's not. And you can't catch those either. Well, no more than you could catch a black eye if I ever meet you.
Am I the only one who doesn't stink? I don't even have to wear deoderant not to stink. [...] But seriously I don't smell at all. I still wear it tho cause I hate HATE HATE HATE sticky armpits.
yeah me too, i somehow dont stink...not that i am complaining, tho! haha. and although i dont i shower every day...just for the record. i HATE going to bed without having showered. and i want my skin to be completely smooth, so there.
and this topic disgusts me too :E i dont like talking about public toilets! -shudder-
Paint_It_Black
07-27-2005, 11:01 AM
It really amuses me how it became almost entirely about public toilets, except for the few whinings about video games.
Ok, for the record and since evryone else is doing it, I usually shower or have a bath everyday. I prefer baths because they are relaxing and I like to read in the bath. I also feel more clean after a long soak, even if showers might technically be cleaner. I don't think I smell (except in extreme situations) but then, doesn't everyone think that? Isn't it similar to not thinking your own shit smells too bad? Anyway, I use deodorant just to be safe, and because it smells good.
but then, doesn't everyone think that? Isn't it similar to not thinking your own shit smells too bad?
i disagree, a lot of people know that they stink. plus, i've been told that i somehow never seem to smell bad (brag), so...
and lolz at the shit-comment.
What's the deal with showers/cleaning anyway. If you're not dirty there's no need for 'em. I showever everyday only cause it's part of a regime to wake up in the morning. Sometimes I shower 3 times in a day when I workout.
The only dirty 'bits' are your armpits and sexie organs anyway.
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 11:08 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't stink? I don't even have to wear deoderant not to stink. People tell me I haven't hit puberty yet. But seriously I don't smell at all. I still wear it tho cause I hate HATE HATE HATE sticky armpits. I even sometimes sprey it in between my thigs cuase I just hate that sticky feeling in teh summer.
You can't feel your own smell. Most of the people who stinks thinks they don't. That's why they don't shower everyday.
Anyway there's something worse than sweaty people. Some people's mouths smell like they've never brushed their teeth in their whole life. It becomes worse when the person sits next to you in the classroom. Or your piano teacher who sits very close to you once a week. And you can't say anything to them because you don't know them well. Only thing you can do is carrying gum with you and sak them if they want before they started to talking.
wtf of course you can smell it. It's like saying you can't smell your own farts. If you take a wiff of your armpit and can't smell it, there's something wrong with you.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 11:17 AM
I have the shower before sleep policy too. It's like a daily routine unless I'm not home. Then I shower whenever I can. In summer it's usually one in the morning, one before going to bed and sometimes during the day too when it gets too hot.
ShadowPyro
07-27-2005, 11:17 AM
wtf of course you can smell it. It's like saying you can't smell your own farts. If you take a wiff of your armpit and can't smell it, there's something wrong with you.
Or you just don't stink.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:18 AM
thats messed up.................
Or you just don't stink.
You're not very perceptive.
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 11:20 AM
Of course, you can smell like that. But it would be inappropriate if you smell your armpits in a place full of people.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:21 AM
if sumone did that id beat the crap out of them...........its just not right
Of course, you can smell like that. But it would be inappropriate if you smell your armpits in a place full of people.
HAHAHAHA I do that . Make sure i'm fresh. One time a mate of mine saw me doing it in class and she was like wtf you're messed up.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:23 AM
lol..................speaking of that, hows it goin with the dating RXP?
I went out on a date but I started sniffing my pits and she left.
Well shit Im in high school I sleep most of the health class so I don't know any anal diseases exept for Hemroids if thats even considerd a disease.
anal??
HAHAHAHAHAHA, the only anal diseases you can come up with are hemroids & cancer!!
this is priceless. *wipes away tear*
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 11:26 AM
HAHAHAHA I do that . Make sure i'm fresh. One time a mate of mine saw me doing it in class and she was like wtf you're messed up.
At least you're a guy. One of my friends used to do it until I warned her.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:26 AM
I went out on a date but I started sniffing my pits and she left.
So i see it went well!
^ ROTFLMAO quick, quick, you better do one of those home tests to make sure, maybe you were lucky and didn't get pregnant!!
yah, but I'm scared to buy one. :( maybe I should call my doctor & ask for a morning after pill????
At least you're a guy. One of my friends used to do it until I warned her.
Oh you're so lame. Let her sniff her pits. It's fine and then she can make sure she doesn't stink. And stop with the sock changing you got minor OCD.
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 11:28 AM
What the hell is OCD?
obsessive compulsive disorder.
obsessive compulsive disorder.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:30 AM
^^^^THat^^^^^
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 11:30 AM
thank you to both of you. And really am I? I mean do I? Sorry.
arak0r
07-27-2005, 11:32 AM
obsessive compulsive disorder.
nothing wrong with it. my dad has it +++ and ive got it.. slightly. i prefer being clean to dirty :P no big deal.
thank you to both of you. And really am I?
nah. you'd be if it actually influences your life. like when you're shopping & you suddenly NEEEED to change socks.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:33 AM
IM also a clean freak.............
nothing wrong with it. my dad has it +++ and ive got it.. slightly. i prefer being clean to dirty :P no big deal.
if you're seriously talking about OCD, then it can get in the way of your entire life.
I have a neurotic tick (or how do you say that? a bit like having to touch an object five times, or washing your hands eight times in a row) & it does influence me. I know how to hide it, especially when people are around me & I've got it perfectly under control. it's still there, though, & it BUGS me. why? because it's like being a slave to a fucking habit & it's fucking stupid & annoying & if you were really talking about OCDs being a-okay, then you seriously don't have one.
Diamond Dee
07-27-2005, 11:45 AM
if you're seriously talking about OCD, then it can get in the way of your
Yes it can and does get in the way of life. It's annoying as hell at times and it's really not a good thing.
THANK you.
my god. OCD being "nothing wrong with". *pulls hair out* why do you even THINK it's a disorder??
HeadAroundU
07-27-2005, 11:49 AM
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female(thats funny,my friend did it,I couldn't believe it,Its retarded)
if you grope me with your old shaky Alzheimer hand(disgusting blee)
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear(no comment)
if you lust after children(no comment)
if you're fat, don't do anything about it and can't stop whining(I hate fat people)
if you constantly whine about how much you and everything else sucks(...)
I fully agree with those...
others are kinda pedant and individual......
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:50 AM
she forgot to add you in that list mutant face
HeadAroundU
07-27-2005, 11:51 AM
she forgot to add you in that list mutant face
you too baby ;)
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 11:52 AM
youre gay..............shut up mutant face
I hate to agree with you, but he IS fucking ugly. greasy face, bad skin, dumbfuck hair, stupid facial expression... he'd be on -my- list.
Diamond Dee
07-27-2005, 11:56 AM
THANK you.
my god. OCD being "nothing wrong with". *pulls hair out* why do you even THINK it's a disorder??
Haha no kidding.
HeadAroundU
07-27-2005, 11:58 AM
I hate to agree with you, but he IS fucking ugly. greasy face, bad skin, dumbfuck hair, stupid facial expression... he'd be on -my- list.
Do you mean CO1 right ;)
dudette, we hardly ever talk anymore. do you even still ever come on MSN?
because.. I hardly do actually. :/
<3
Do you mean CO1 right ;)
your face SERIOUSLY reminds me of Steven Shaw & that's not a good thing.
yeah. forgot to mention that.
god, I'm shallow. hahahaha.
Diamond Dee
07-27-2005, 12:09 PM
dudette, we hardly ever talk anymore. do you even still ever come on MSN?
because.. I hardly do actually. :/
<3
At times I do. I get wrapped up at work so I try not to login that much or I get sidetracked. I am on in the evening for a bit but you're sleeping. :(
lyfe sux, den u dy.
timezones are so so mean..
your face SERIOUSLY reminds me of Steven Shaw & that's not a good thing..
OH DUDE.
Now I know why he looked so familiar.
*pours bleach into eyes*
ruroken
07-27-2005, 12:43 PM
if your life consists of playing video games
Not cool. Take that back.
Unless you mean ONLY consists of playing them.
I'm not sure how much 'consists' means...
Not Ozymandias
07-27-2005, 12:45 PM
Are you at all flexible on the showering, bigotry, crotch-scratching, socks changing and underwear-sniffing? If so, I'm your dream man. :cool:
ruroken
07-27-2005, 12:46 PM
EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww................
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 12:49 PM
thats kinda scary
OH DUDE.
Now I know why he looked so familiar.
*pours bleach into eyes*
same here. it just suddenly occured to me. I guess it's that typical Brittish look.
well itry to take a shower at least once a day but sometimes i end up doing something else. but everything else i agree with you on!
it's either once, or twice a day for me. unless in extreme cases, like the first period in my studentclub, when we didn't get to shower for three weeks. :(
killer_queen
07-27-2005, 12:58 PM
Sometimes I feel so tired for taking shower. And also changing socks. And nobody's agreeing with me about stinky mouths? I still think they're the worst.
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 01:03 PM
they are..................just nasty..........ur just about to say to that person "Go get a mint" but then u think aww i dont kno them i shouldnt
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 01:07 PM
Are you at all flexible on the showering, bigotry, crotch-scratching, socks changing and underwear-sniffing? If so, I'm your dream man. :cool:
Certain exceptions possible. Really depends.
Also ruroken, the video games are forgiven at a young age unless you play 24/7. But please people, grow out of it.
Hah, this kinda turned into a topic about showering. I sort of could predict that.
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:08 PM
We are no longer friends then, Sim.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 01:09 PM
Pffft, so which one is it Vlad? Maybe I could forgive you.
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:12 PM
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female
I also scratch other people's crotches, occasionaly. In public.
Oh and.
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
*blush*
YOU DIDN'T!!!!!11
omgzz...
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 01:15 PM
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female
I also scratch other people's crotches, occasionaly. In public.
Oh and.
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
*blush*
Scratch in public can make you look like an idiot. At home it's all good. BUT scratching other people's crotch in public.... Hrmmmmmzzzzz. *grins*
Sniffing if it's someone you're dating I could forgive. As long as they're clean and everything. =)
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Yours tasted like peaches.
what did mine smell like??
Sixpence.
07-27-2005, 01:18 PM
Yours tasted like peaches.
Oh my fucking god...
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:20 PM
That was meant to you, Bella. The peaches.
Sniffing if it's someone you're dating I could forgive. As long as they're clean and everything. =)
Whats the point of sniffing clean underwear?
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Oh my fucking god...
Hey if she can eat the 1337, I can lick her underwear.
Sixpence.
07-27-2005, 01:23 PM
^ she is talking about ME !!
No, I'm not...
That was meant to you, Bella. The peaches.
Whats the point of sniffing clean underwear?
hahaha, oh my godzz, I'm so blonde.
Bella b la Peaches. <3
that nicknames rocks my world.
& I agree. I sniff my underwear sometimes, because I want to know if they're clean, or not. when I'm doing laundry & stuff. but they are my own & it has a purpose.
Sixpence.
07-27-2005, 01:26 PM
you said "my fucking god" , didn't you?
Yeah, I did. Obviously.
But I never talk about or to you. Keep that in mind, boy.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Vlad, I did not mean clean underwear. I meant when the person is clean... and stuff. Lolz.
ŠemonFires
07-27-2005, 01:28 PM
BUT scratching other people's crotch in public.... Hrmmmmmzzzzz
lol lmfao thats so awsome
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:28 PM
& I agree. I sniff my underwear sometimes, because I want to know if they're clean, or not. when I'm doing laundry & stuff. but they are my own & it has a purpose.
You know, I really was kidding about the sniffing udnerwear. Sim, you forgive me yet?
But you do taste like peaches. And cigarettes. And alcohol.
HornyPope
07-27-2005, 01:29 PM
lol lmfao thats so awsome
It is.
*gigles*
But you do taste like peaches. And cigarettes. And alcohol.
I just overshared. like that's anything new.
I kind of miss good old times right now.
& I can imagine.
Sixpence.
07-27-2005, 01:33 PM
I always said that girls have 'selective memory'.
Denie me alright!
You say a lot and 90% of it is crap. Booyah.
ŠemonFires
07-27-2005, 01:33 PM
hey since you dont sit on urinels(<......dont know how to spell) do they count?
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 01:36 PM
kinda like hell yea
Sixpence.
07-27-2005, 01:40 PM
*rolls eyes*
Hey Bella, you like booze, right? Just noticed it when you posted the pics and when I checked the +/-
Booze pics can be great, in my case only if I'm not in that pic though.
Oh and Sim:
It's time to pick a new argument of yours, the shower thing is getting old.
"if you're a hysterical person with a high-pitched voice"
This one is kinda true, high-pitched voices freaks me out, I can't stand them.
Sometimes I'm hysterical though, but without that high-pitched voice.
Mentally_Challenged
07-27-2005, 01:46 PM
so i like paris hilton, that makes me a bad person...
Most certainly.
ŠemonFires
07-27-2005, 01:50 PM
:eek: look at the rotating bunny
hahaha, I like booze a LOT.
at the meet-up, Per & I were the absolute alcoholics & the ones who weren't, were Jews, Pink or Slavs. so basically we were all into teh booze.
I'm a Jewish alcoholic. it's a special category. ;p
Edit; drunken pictures of me are UG-LY!
SkunkIt
07-27-2005, 01:59 PM
you know what's disgusting by the way? when you walk into a public toilet, and there's a PUBIC hair on the seat. I walk straight out if that happens.You think that's bad? I saw an open used tampon beside the toilet, so I decided to wait untill I left that place. I've only seen one thing worse than that, and I don't wanna talk about it, cause it'll make everyone sick.
ŠemonFires
07-27-2005, 02:22 PM
tell me tell me
Conspiracy of One
07-27-2005, 02:24 PM
HA there was a condom in the parking lot and my friend picked it up and everyone ran away screaming "get the fuck away from me man!"
SkunkIt
07-27-2005, 02:26 PM
Some guy at my school had this guy who worked with him, who accidently dropped a rubber glove in the slushie machine and someone thought it was a condom. Ha ha!
SkunkIt
07-27-2005, 02:27 PM
tell me tell me Let's just say someone went tubgirl style all over the toilet and the ground.
Some guy at my school had this guy who worked with him, who accidently dropped a rubber glove in the slushie machine and someone thought it was a condom. Ha ha!
that reminds me of something freaky...
SicN Twisted
07-27-2005, 05:17 PM
I disgust you. I certainly don't shower every day, every other day is perfectly fine. Every day might even be a little neurotic. I never smell bad or look dirty, though. When I was homeless, I showered maybe once every two weeks and wore the same pair of boxers for god knows how long... touche.
if you grope me with your old shaky Alzheimer hand
That sounds really creepy...
if you constantly whine about how much you and everything else sucks
I never whine about how much I suck. I whine about everything else. Constantly. But not myself. I kick ass.
the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2005, 08:16 PM
That sounds really creepy...
I never whine about how much I suck. I whine about everything else. Constantly. But not myself. I kick ass.
Yeah, when 70-80 year old sleazy guys grope your arse somewhere in public transport. It's just eww.
Not Ozymandias
07-27-2005, 10:43 PM
Certain exceptions possible. Really depends.
I forgot to mention I lust after children as well.
Morning after pills suck BIG TIME I've only had to take them twice, and the doctor goes, after babbling about health side affects and just how bad it is for your kidney or whatever, that 50% of women who take it get very nauseous - and of course I'm one of the ones who gets badly nauseous YUK!
....I never had to take one of those.
I've had to take five pregnancy tests & an STD test once, but never am I going to my alcoholic family-doc, who is one of the best friends of my parents, for such shit again. ever.
so no morning after pills for Bella.
Morning after pills suck BIG TIME I've only had to take them twice, and the doctor goes, after babbling about health side affects and just how bad it is for your kidney or whatever, that 50% of women who take it get very nauseous - and of course I'm one of the ones who gets badly nauseous YUK!
Morning after pills are for whores. They should stop giving them out free after the first time.
Ha no. It was just on "The Wright Stuff" about how women use the morning after pill for contraception and how it costs the NHL a bomb. It's a waste of money.
Edit: haha I wrote NHL instead of NHS.
Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:06 AM
Morning after pills are for whores. They should stop giving them out free after the first time.
I once thought I had to take one in England, thank god I didn't after all (it was just confusion), because they were 50 quid!!!!! (or something like it)
Yeah and the NHS has to absorb that cost when idoits keep using 'em.
Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:09 AM
People using them for contraception are crazy though. Damn.
A friend of mine's, friend (I don't know her) has been 7, SEVEN! times. And each time my friend's gone with her. It's ridiclous. And no doubt she'll do it again. There's something about her not being able to take it within 6 months too cause it will cause serious damage or something but she stil does it.
Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:11 AM
Woah. Why doesn't she just take the pill? Or anything else?
I have no idea, but a lotta girls do that. I mean if you're gonna sleep around just take the pill if you don't wanna use a condom, it's just so much safer too.
There's been media hype about it recently asking for it to be limited within a time range. Hope that gets implemented.
Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:14 AM
If you're gonna sleep around, better use a condom, unless you wanna catch a disease.
Ah well, some people just don't get it.
But 7 times? Daaaamn.
I have an IUD and still worry I'm pregnant sometimes, even though it's safer than the pill. I get paranoid like that.
Just googled that, whoa 3-10 years at a time! That's pretty neat.
Tizzalicious
07-28-2005, 02:21 AM
Yeah, it can stay for a loooong time. I had to have that because the pill is bad for my migraines, ah well, at least I can't forget to take them now and shit.
sonic death monkey
07-28-2005, 10:51 AM
then, you find homeless people most unbearable?
i think i disgust you on two accounts...
SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 01:01 PM
I'm hoping Sim's standards don't apply to homeless people, only to people who have the option of being clean but chose not to.
Sunny
07-28-2005, 01:48 PM
Well, I whine a lot. Other than that, I don't fall under any of the categories you listed.... woo?
I do have a problem with one of the statements though... the "if you cut for attention" one. I get immensely annoyed when people overlook the importance of a self-destructive act if it's "for attention". So, because it's "for attention" it doesn't really hurt? So it's not a real act of desperation? I mean, who the FUCK cares what the motives are, and who the FUCK are we to judge said motives? Who are we to say "cutting is only legitimate if it's for X reason, and it's not legitimate if it's for Y reason"? If someone was desperate enough to harm themselves, be it to feel better OR to get attention, it should be clear that they have a fucking problem. And need help. How desperate does one have to be to resort to self harm in order to get people to notice them?
Same goes with "oh, s/he is not really anorexic, they're just starving themselves for attention". Oh come the fuck on.
I just can't find it in me to find a cry for help disgusting.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-28-2005, 01:48 PM
Do i disgust, your stupid-ness?
SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 01:49 PM
haha, Sunny, a certain person comes to mind when thinking of what you just mentioned, right?
Sunny
07-28-2005, 01:54 PM
hahah.. indeed. and i'd lie if i didn't say she didn't annoy me. she does. but i acknowledge that she has a real problem, and i feel bad for her.
i don't, however, feel bad for people who claim to have fatal diseases... speaking of people we know. ;p
SicN Twisted
07-28-2005, 01:55 PM
The original person in question doesn't have a problem, her only problem is need for attention and pity. All of her cutting and fake suicide attempts are nothing more then crys for help. I've known enough real depressed people to spot the fake ones.
The other person you mentioned is just completely psychotic. I almost wish he did have a fatal disease cause then I'd have to deal with her less.
Sunny
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
The original person in question doesn't have a problem, her only problem is need for attention and pity. All of her cutting and fake suicide attempts are nothing more then crys for help. I've known enough real depressed people to spot the fake ones.
dude, if her need for attention and pity is strong enough to drive her to starvation/cutting, she DOES have a REAL problem.
Paint_It_Black
07-28-2005, 02:05 PM
I just can't find it in me to find a cry for help disgusting.
Major respect for you.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-28-2005, 02:07 PM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040301.jpg
Conspiracy of One
07-28-2005, 02:09 PM
ha ha little PIkmin!
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-28-2005, 02:10 PM
ha ha little PIkmin!
Pinkmins...i hate them...
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040609.jpg
Major respect for you.
Yups. I totally agree with her. And the taking hte piss outta people wanting attention is getting lame.
Paint_It_Black
07-28-2005, 03:08 PM
Yups. I totally agree with her. And the taking hte piss outta people wanting attention is getting lame.
Yep, as is 'emo' being the worst insult imaginable.
Conspiracy of One
07-28-2005, 05:29 PM
this thread is so yesterday!
Your face is so yesterday..........
Paint_It_Black
07-28-2005, 06:53 PM
Stop it, you're making me think of Hilary Duff.
kickass0987654321
07-28-2005, 07:58 PM
Stop it, you're making me think of Hilary Duff.
.......................
Rancid_Guyxxx
07-28-2005, 08:31 PM
Stop it, you're making me think of Hilary Duff.
I was just thinking the same thing. And thinking of Hilary Duff isn't a good thing. But when I hear her name I can't help but think of Duff beer from the simpsons.
kickass0987654321
07-28-2005, 08:32 PM
That's kinda funny.
Linda
07-28-2005, 09:25 PM
You disgust me if...
you are a born again Christian or a Jehovah's Witness.
You disgust me if...
you are a born again Christian or a Jehovah's Witness.
I actually used to be friends with a Jehovah's Witness. He never once mentioned relgion or God until it came up in a conversation once one of the last times I saw him (I never talked to him after graduation). No one knew he was one and we were all shocked cause he didn't act like your "typical" Jehovah's Witness.
Well, I whine a lot. Other than that, I don't fall under any of the categories you listed.... woo?
I do have a problem with one of the statements though... the "if you cut for attention" one. I get immensely annoyed when people overlook the importance of a self-destructive act if it's "for attention". So, because it's "for attention" it doesn't really hurt? So it's not a real act of desperation? I mean, who the FUCK cares what the motives are, and who the FUCK are we to judge said motives? Who are we to say "cutting is only legitimate if it's for X reason, and it's not legitimate if it's for Y reason"? If someone was desperate enough to harm themselves, be it to feel better OR to get attention, it should be clear that they have a fucking problem. And need help. How desperate does one have to be to resort to self harm in order to get people to notice them?
Same goes with "oh, s/he is not really anorexic, they're just starving themselves for attention". Oh come the fuck on.
I just can't find it in me to find a cry for help disgusting.
I think I've tried to explain this about fifty billion times. I didn't feel like getting into it AGAIN, because that'd make me look lame at some point, but yeah, I fully agree.
yeah? then tell me, Maria, what would it do?
Pee standing up like a boy, girls.
I like my clothes clean, sorry.
killer_queen
07-29-2005, 02:14 PM
Pee standing up like a boy, girls.
I wish I could. I sometimes hate being a girl.
When I was at a festival last year this girl just came in between all us guys wizzing againt the barriers and just squat down and did her business and said "well, girls gotta pee too".
What a gal.
there are pee-things especially made for festivals, so chicks can pee standing up. somehow I'd feel like I'd betray my sex, if I ever used that, though. I'd rather piss in a fucking forest, or behind some bushes/trees, which I've done many times instead, when it was urgent & I didn't want to sit on the toiletseat.
We clearly do have it better in the peeing stakes. ibid will argue, I'm sure that men really do have to sit down to pee tho.
just as long as guys don't cover my entire toiletseat in piss, they can stand up for all I care.
just.. LIFT. THE. FUCKING. SEAT. kthnx.
EROS - your ego was boosted, because you can stand up while taking a piss & we can't??
I never thought I'd ever say this, but.. *ROLLS EYES*
a.) the fact you never realised this before.. damn.
b.) your ego must be as big as the tip of a needle.
c.) I don't want to be rude, but.. even though women can't pee while standing up, they're still better than you. including every other sex out there.
Why woulda I sit to pee?
I sometimes hate sitting because when I sit, my long 'friend' free falls and splashes with the freeking water in the toilet.
hahahahahahahaaha!!!
..I just imagined a bungee jumping penis.
ur sens of humor sux lolz.
Tizzalicious
07-29-2005, 11:37 PM
there are pee-things especially made for festivals, so chicks can pee standing up. somehow I'd feel like I'd betray my sex, if I ever used that, though. I'd rather piss in a fucking forest, or behind some bushes/trees, which I've done many times instead, when it was urgent & I didn't want to sit on the toiletseat.
I totally need to get some of those. I forget everytime, but I really want them, they take some practice I heard, but once you got used to them, they are sooo easy to use. And better than sitting being a bushes because you can use them when there are no bushes around. You can feel like a man. Woohoo.
No really, I want them for festivals. Should be good.
sKratch
07-30-2005, 01:56 AM
How about buy a funnel and attach a tube to it :|
Then get people to drink shitty light beer out of it later that night. They'll never know.
That device is pretty neat, you could walk into urinals and wack out your rubber hoze.
HornyPope
07-30-2005, 03:56 AM
just as long as guys don't cover my entire toiletseat in piss, they can stand up for all I care.
just.. LIFT. THE. FUCKING. SEAT. kthnx.
Did I pass the test in Amsterdam?
if you think Paris Hilton is hot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, flat bitch deserved it.
bd007h
07-30-2005, 08:38 AM
I guess I don't disgust you.
bd007h
07-30-2005, 08:45 AM
Oh come on, we all know you have Alzheimers. Just admit it.
who? What? Where am I??
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-30-2005, 08:47 AM
Paris Hilton has an ugly face, but nice ass.
she has NO ass, that must be it.
What does she poop out of?
Did I pass the test in Amsterdam?
probably? dude, how am I supposed to remember??
Tizzalicious
07-31-2005, 12:31 PM
she has NO ass, that must be it.
w0rd.
Too short.
Just a Girl
07-31-2005, 03:53 PM
oh noez, I sit down on public toilets sometimes, but not after I wipe them first!
are there people who don't wipe them first?!
i avoid public toilets as much as possible, but sometimes you have no choice. well, i suppose you do have a choice, but it's an icky choice.
original_prankster
07-31-2005, 04:10 PM
I sat down on a public toilet.
Damn, I'm disgusting.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-31-2005, 04:10 PM
if you sit down on a public toilet
if you don't shower at least once a day
if you don't change your socks and underwear every day
if you scratch your crotch in public no matter whether you're male or female
if you grope me with your old shaky Alzheimer hand
if you think Paris Hilton is hot
if you unhealthily obess over celebrities
if you're a bigot
if your life consists of playing video games
if you sniff on your or other people's used underwear
if you lust after children
if you're an idiot convinced you're smart
if you're a hysterical person with a high-pitched voice
if you're fat, don't do anything about it and can't stop whining
if you cut for attention
if you constantly whine about how much you and everything else sucks
if you reply to this thread making a lame list instead of picking an issue to discuss.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/angry.gif You're really sad. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/angry.gif
Conspiracy of One
07-31-2005, 04:25 PM
Nimrod In Town']http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/angry.gif You're really sad. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/Richie16/angry.gif
whats up with the devil's?????? they koolio
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
07-31-2005, 04:34 PM
whats up with the devil's?????? they koolio
There called Krugs, they rock my socks.
Conspiracy of One
07-31-2005, 04:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']There called Krugs, they rock my socks.
word.......
Amazed
07-31-2005, 04:42 PM
I don't shower every day unless there is a special reason I feel filthy. Such reasons include having exercised or if I'm physically dirty after, I don't know, doing gardening? Or something.
I do shower every other day, naturally to wash my hair.
same here (message too short)
Chris1990
08-01-2005, 07:33 AM
Hurray! I am not a bad, evil or disgusting/sick person. I didn't break any of the rules or whatever!
platinumpt
08-01-2005, 08:12 AM
I broke most of them, I must be an annoying person :mad:
if your life consists of playing video games
hmmm....that's me then..... except for when i'm baned of course
Tizzalicious
08-01-2005, 08:29 AM
if your life consists of playing video games
hmmm....that's me then..... except for when i'm baned of course
I don't understand that. You don't play games ON here, do you?
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-01-2005, 09:36 AM
she has NO ass, that must be it.
Wtf?! She has an ass. She's billion times hotter than you. Don't be hating her, you jealous old woman.
Tizzalicious
08-01-2005, 09:47 AM
Nimrod In Town']you jealous old woman.
Hahahahahaha.
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