View Full Version : I like Vagina (because I play rock and roll)
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 01:38 AM
So guys, condum or the pill?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/sannibear/leeterz/per_is_liek_noodles_lolz.jpg
Ignore the crying girl, she just gets emotional around music.
neocon58
08-04-2005, 02:24 AM
who's the pink haired one in the back? :rolleyes:
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 02:28 AM
The bartender. (She's actually a he)
neocon58
08-04-2005, 02:33 AM
the one on your right, the non-cryer, she's hot. Bangable even.
good day.
barangatang
08-04-2005, 02:45 AM
how tall are you?
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 02:49 AM
I'm 136 centimeters. That's 6 ft. 10 inches.
barangatang
08-04-2005, 02:54 AM
I'm 136 centimeters. That's 6 ft. 10 inches.
im having a hard time beliveing that. You can much much sexier girls in california, those chicks are nothing in terms of looks.
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 02:58 AM
yeah, you can also find certain 50 year old hags.
Besides, even though she's a man with a freakishly huge penis, she's still pretty hawt. So are the chicas on the left. Even though they are typical women who can't control their feelings and belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
barangatang
08-04-2005, 03:07 AM
yeah, you can also find certain 50 year old hags.
Besides, even though she's a man with a freakishly huge penis, she's still pretty hawt. So are the chicas on the left. Even though they are typical women who can't control their feelings and belong in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
fascinating...I would find it rather uncomfortable sitting so close to a hermaphrodite, i mean those things could strike at anytime.
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 03:22 AM
Only if you try and pull it off.
barangatang
08-04-2005, 03:37 AM
Only if you try and pull it off.
yeah, but those things are put on thier firmly, i tried it once with one of those shemale hookers that wander in from oakland to berkeley, my face will never be the same...
neocon58
08-04-2005, 05:25 AM
im having a hard time beliveing that. You can much much sexier girls in california, those chicks are nothing in terms of looks.
Question: Are you a twat for assuming every girl in denmark is sub-par in terms of looks based soley on that one picture of 3 girls you don't find attractive?
Answer: Of course you are, you twat.
are you.. trying.. to make me spank you?
because it's working.
ps. too bad I can't see the picture. =( but the title explains all.
neocon58
08-04-2005, 07:00 AM
are you.. trying.. to make me spank you?
because it's working.
ps. too bad I can't see the picture. =( but the title explains all.
me? messagetooshort
...no, not you. the maker of this topic.
neocon58
08-04-2005, 07:09 AM
...no, not you. the maker of this topic.
ahhh, I see.
good day.
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 11:22 AM
Yeah JoY, that was basically my intent.
Tizzalicious
08-04-2005, 12:16 PM
Omfg. Horrible picture.
Chris1990
08-04-2005, 01:02 PM
The bartender. (She's actually a he)
lol you're lucky Tizz doesn't find that wheelchairman :D
Oopsie I am too late..
Tizzalicious
08-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Oh. but you don't know he speaks the truth.
Chris1990
08-04-2005, 01:05 PM
so you are a bartender? AND YOUR A GUY!?>
Tizzalicious
08-04-2005, 01:14 PM
definitely. didn't you notice my manboobs?
Chris1990
08-04-2005, 01:24 PM
definitely. didn't you notice my manboobs?
I thought they were real boobs, now I am gonna have nightmares for weeks Thanks Tizz and wheelchair >_<
Also Tizz go on msn. I think we have a lot of 'new' things to talk about
wheelchairman
08-04-2005, 07:11 PM
Chris 1990? Jesus Tizz, you sure like 'em younger and younger.
Chris1990
08-05-2005, 04:44 AM
Chris 1990? Jesus Tizz, you sure like 'em younger and younger.
ok I am scared now...
hahahahahaha!!! oh duuude, *wipes away tear*.
I like how WCM has campy trousers on.
Chris1990
08-05-2005, 09:24 AM
lol what an icebreaker
wheelchairman
08-05-2005, 12:49 PM
I like how WCM has campy trousers on.
by Campy do you mean gay?
Dude, I think I went to your show! It fucking rocked, I took this picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/sannibear/izaexplains.jpg
I loved your version of Dirty Magic, it was hot! I think the girl who started crying got really into it by the end, she appears to be singing along to your song in that picture!
When's your album coming out? You should call it, "Wheel the Love".
Chris1990
08-06-2005, 01:59 AM
That would be a cool name, also mail me a copy of your album if it releases :)
the_GoDdEsS
08-06-2005, 02:09 AM
*sighs*
Per, what kinda bitches were you hanging out with again? Absolutely terrible.
*cackles*
billiejoe87
08-06-2005, 02:29 AM
It's nice to see you condoning drug use. Good work.
It's nice to see you condoning drug use. Good work.
good work indeed.
Sim - he just told me they were just a couple of groupies, who kept following him around, until he FINALLY gave them his autograph. they hysterically screamed after that. he said he could've easily taken advantage of the situation by forcing them into an orgy, but he didn't want to get himself into trouble, as he wasn't sure the one with pink hair was over 18.
Tizzalicious
08-06-2005, 06:52 AM
Chris 1990? Jesus Tizz, you sure like 'em younger and younger.
OMFG.
That's all I can say to this really.
the_GoDdEsS
08-06-2005, 07:19 AM
Hell, they do look underage and with all the drugs and alcohol. Creepy.
Yeah, those girls were whack but fuck man, what a show! WCM rocked the house (until he passed out).
Sim - there's alcohol all over the place! but I'm pretty sure the pink haired one couldn't have bought it, though. she's waaay too young, man. maybe WCM bought the stuff to get teh ladiezz drunk &.. well.. you know.
WCM doesn't look like him being surrounded by jailbait makes him uncomfortable in any way. sexy mofo.
I remember him passing out! it was so typically him. guitar on his manly chest, pants unbuttoned & snoring like a saw. he's so artistic & wild. <3
WCM doesn't need alcohol to get bitches, though, I don't think. I mean, if you've heard his crazy ass guitaring you'd know it's all he needs to pull chicks.
All rock gods pass out eventually. And have underage groupies.
Wheel the love.
Tizzalicious
08-06-2005, 04:25 PM
Wheel the love.
*cracks up*
And true, the girls just line up for him.
but doesn't alcohol add a little kinkiness to the occasion?
Chris1990
08-07-2005, 03:47 AM
yes, yes it does
Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 04:28 AM
yes, yes it does
You are way too young to drink!
wheelchairman
08-07-2005, 11:55 AM
When I get back to Denmark. This thread is like...so saved.
Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 12:09 PM
Can I have your autograph?
wheelchairman
08-07-2005, 02:11 PM
I only sign people's body parts.
Tizzalicious
08-07-2005, 03:27 PM
Oh noez.
Oh well...uhm...*gets manboobs out*
wheelchairman
08-07-2005, 06:38 PM
I'd be willing to sign your freakishly huge penis.
what about my huge.. jaw?
wheelchairman
08-07-2005, 09:53 PM
nah it ain't huge, just a little posh maybe. and of course I'd sign it.
Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 01:14 AM
I'd be willing to sign your freakishly huge penis.
What, my boobs aren't good enough?
*pulls down pants*
Omg scan your cock after it's signed, Tizz!
Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 05:02 AM
It doesn't fit on the scanner :o
wheelchairman
08-08-2005, 02:25 PM
I was able to sign
Per Ulrich Deverell Pedersen, son of Mogens Pedersen, son of Axel Pedersen
with enough room to draw a cute little star on the head.
Chris1990
08-08-2005, 02:29 PM
You are way too young to drink!
your never to young to drink!!!
Tizzalicious
08-08-2005, 02:32 PM
I was able to sign
Per Ulrich Deverell Pedersen, son of Mogens Pedersen, son of Axel Pedersen
with enough room to draw a cute little star on the head.
that star isn't all that little!!!
*strokes the autograph*
thank you <3
Chris1990
08-08-2005, 02:39 PM
omg I get over the nightmares of Tizz being a guy and now that >_< BAD PICTURES!!! >_<
You should get it tattoo'ed, Tizz! So it doesn't come off when you have buttsex.
Tizzalicious
08-09-2005, 04:29 AM
Oh yes!!!!!
I only want buttsex with teh wheelchairman though. I want the wheelchairman lovin'.
nah it ain't huge, just a little posh maybe. and of course I'd sign it.
hahaha, I'M NOT POSH! *pulls hair out*
am I?
dude, I'm never gonna wash my jaw again.
Oh yes!!!!!
I only want buttsex with teh wheelchairman though. I want the wheelchairman lovin'.
Wheel the Love?
haha, I loved that comment by Sanni. <3 *giggles like a freak*
wheelchairman
08-10-2005, 04:18 PM
The WCM may flirt with the cock, but he certainly is no cockmaster\Meat Puppet.
Tizzalicious
08-10-2005, 04:19 PM
Are you saying you don't want me?
That made my mood go from :) to :(
Anyone else wants my cock?
*raises hand*
I do, I do!!
Omg Bella your icon. XD!!!
neocon58
08-11-2005, 03:57 AM
Are you saying you don't want me?
That made my mood go from :) to :(
Anyone else wants my cock?
I'll have a crack, darling.
Tizzalicious
08-11-2005, 04:49 AM
Omg Bella your icon. XD!!!
You like? Tizzies made!
Also:
*shamlessly hands out cock to everyone who wants it*
my avatar rules everyone's avatar. & many other things.
*credits to Tizzle*
she's fucking GOD. -ess.
Chris1990
08-11-2005, 03:50 PM
You like? Tizzies made!
Also:
*shamlessly hands out cock to everyone who wants it*
WILL THERE EVER BE A DAY YOU DON'T GIVE ME A NIGHTMARE >_<
Stop whining and deal with it.
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