I kissed my boyfriend. Am I pregnant?

[killer_queen]

This is one of the most famous questions here. In 1975 a girl posted that question to a news paper's writer. Still, people are laughing at how the people used to be ignorant on those days. But I don't think the things have changed. These are the questions on today's newspaper's page about sex problems.

- Dear Sir, we're 15-year-old five girls. Do a man's penis and feet have the same size?

- Hi, I'm 16 year od and I'm virgin. Yesterday while I was showering I washed my vagina with soap. Do you think I lost my virginity?

- Hello, I'm 16 years old and I have a girlfriend at the same age. Whenever I hold her hand I feel my penis get wet. What do you think my problem is?

-I'm a 15-year-old girl and I'm not virgin anymore. I often have sex. Is there something wrong about it?

- Two months ago I had sex with my boyfriend. And now, he always wants to sleep with me. Could you please enlighten us?

- If I have sex twice a week with my husband does the possibility of having twins increase?

- I'm a 20 year old boy. I found a prostitute for my first time but I couldn't score. Do you think I'm gay?

- I have sex twice or three times a day. Would it harm to me or my girlfriend?

-I had anal sex with my girlfriend. My friend says she might be pregnant. Is it true?

I can't decide if it's funny or not.

[SkyRocker]

- If I have sex twice a week with my husband does the possibility of having twins increase?
This is funny but sounds not real...

[Tizzalicious]

We had a worse one in a Dutch magazine:

- I was horny and wanted sex, so I used a frozen sausage, but then it defrosted and it broke. It's still there and I can't get it out. What should I do?

WTF?

[RXP]

HAHHAHAHAHA. Girls are always sticking things up themselves. Why can't they just use their fingers.

[~*hit_that*~]

We had a worse one in a Dutch magazine:

- I was horny and wanted sex, so I used a frozen sausage, but then it defrosted and it broke. It's still there and I can't get it out. What should I do?

WTF?

hahaha, I have one just as good as that!

My dad's a theatre porter in a hospital right, and one night he was on call, and got called out to take a bloke, aged between 20 and 25 who had a dildo stuk in his ass. haha!! He'd been having fun with his girlfriend on the Friday night, and left it until late the following Monday to go into A&E. When the surgeon had finished the operation, the cheeky fuck had the cheek to ask if he could have it back!!!!!

Then again, it was his property afterall!!

[the_GoDdEsS]

- Hello, I'm 16 years old and I have a girlfriend at the same age. Whenever I hold her hand I feel my penis get wet. What do you think my problem is?


Awwwwww. And the one with the twins.. Oh man. Just no.

[~*hit_that*~]

This is one of the most famous questions here. In 1975 a girl posted that question to a news paper's writer. Still, people are laughing at how the people used to be ignorant on those days. But I don't think the things have changed. These are the questions on today's newspaper's page about sex problems.

- Dear Sir, we're 15-year-old five girls. Do a man's penis and feet have the same size?

- Hi, I'm 16 year od and I'm virgin. Yesterday while I was showering I washed my vagina with soap. Do you think I lost my virginity?

- Hello, I'm 16 years old and I have a girlfriend at the same age. Whenever I hold her hand I feel my penis get wet. What do you think my problem is?

-I'm a 15-year-old girl and I'm not virgin anymore. I often have sex. Is there something wrong about it?

- Two months ago I had sex with my boyfriend. And now, he always wants to sleep with me. Could you please enlighten us?

- If I have sex twice a week with my husband does the possibility of having twins increase?

- I'm a 20 year old boy. I found a prostitute for my first time but I couldn't score. Do you think I'm gay?

- I have sex twice or three times a day. Would it harm to me or my girlfriend?

-I had anal sex with my girlfriend. My friend says she might be pregnant. Is it true?

I can't decide if it's funny or not.

Those are kind of ridiculously funny whilst being amusingly serious at the same time!

[Tizzalicious]

hahaha, I have one just as good as that!

My dad's a theatre porter in a hospital right, and one night he was on call, and got called out to take a bloke, aged between 20 and 25 who had a dildo stuk in his ass. haha!! He'd been having fun with his girlfriend on the Friday night, and left it until late the following Monday to go into A&E. When the surgeon had finished the operation, the cheeky fuck had the cheek to ask if he could have it back!!!!!

Then again, it was his property afterall!!

Haha, how would get it stuck there? Hahaha. And he left it there until monday???

Same with the sausage-girl though, I mean, if that'd happen to me (not that it would, no way I'd stick food up there) I'd run to the doctor right away. Probably not my own doctor though, haha, but still.

[~*hit_that*~]

Haha, how would get it stuck there? Hahaha. And he left it there until monday???

Same with the sausage-girl though, I mean, if that'd happen to me (not that it would, no way I'd stick food up there) I'd run to the doctor right away. Probably not my own doctor though, haha, but still.

Well yeah. That's what I'd call "common sense". Though I've not many people who have alot of that!!!

[Sin Studly]

Too many people write to health magazines over shit like that, and wait three weeks for the issue to come out so they can read it, and the advice is invariably the same thing any sane person would scream at them. GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY, FUCKTARD!.

Lolz, dear magazine. I just had a total bowel prolapse. My guts are all over the floor and a dog is gnawing at them. And I accidently slit my throat with a kitchen knife. Wat shud I do?

[~*hit_that*~]

Too many people write to health magazines over shit like that, and wait three weeks for the issue to come out so they can read it, and the advice is invariably the same thing any sane person would scream at them. GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY, FUCKTARD!.

Lolz, dear magazine. I just had a total bowel prolapse. My guts are all over the floor and a dog is gnawing at them. And I accidently slit my throat with a kitchen knife. Wat shud I do?

lol

(10 lettarrrrrs)

[SeX PistoL]

- Hi, I'm 16 year od and I'm virgin. Yesterday while I was showering I washed my vagina with soap. Do you think I lost my virginity?

- Hello, I'm 16 years old and I have a girlfriend at the same age. Whenever I hold her hand I feel my penis get wet. What do you think my problem is?

- If I have sex twice a week with my husband does the possibility of having twins increase?

- I'm a 20 year old boy. I found a prostitute for my first time but I couldn't score. Do you think I'm gay?

-I had anal sex with my girlfriend. My friend says she might be pregnant. Is it true?


I thaught these were funny

[killer_queen]

We had a worse one in a Dutch magazine:

- I was horny and wanted sex, so I used a frozen sausage, but then it defrosted and it broke. It's still there and I can't get it out. What should I do?

WTF?
At least she knows where to put it. Look at this one:

- I heard there are two holes at women's genital area. One for having sex and one for peeing. How can I know where to put my penis? What should I do?

I loved the answer, "Don't worry, your penis knows it."

[Rancid_Guyxxx]

Those have got to be some of the funniest ones I've seen. I can't believe some people are actually that retarted. Why right to a newspaper when you can easily just find the answers on the internet?

[arak0r]

I can't believe some people are actually that retarted.



oh, i can :|

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I kissed my boyfriend

WHORE!! GET THE STONES READY, LADS, THIS ONE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!

[Nirushika6789]

I loved the answer, "Don't worry, your penis knows it."
lol wtf kind of advice is that??

[Tired_Of_You]

At least she knows where to put it. Look at this one:

- I heard there are two holes at women's genital area. One for having sex and one for peeing. How can I know where to put my penis? What should I do?

I loved the answer, "Don't worry, your penis knows it."Hahaha, it's in those times I do really "lol".

All the questions people asked were funny, but it's kind of sad to think there are people who are that stupid.

[Rancid_Guyxxx]

Hahaha, it's in those times I do really "lol".

All the questions people asked were funny, but it's kind of sad to think there are people who are that stupid.

Clearly, they didn't pay attention in health class.

[Offspring7]

clearly, they really didn't. i actually laughed out loud to some of those...amusingly funny and stupid questions at the same time. why would you write to a newspaper where the whole world could see your "problem"

[Mannen som blev en gris]

At least she knows where to put it. Look at this one:

- I heard there are two holes at women's genital area. One for having sex and one for peeing. How can I know where to put my penis? What should I do?

I loved the answer, "Don't worry, your penis knows it."
I think it was two years ago, a friend asked "What happens if a girl forgets the tampon in when she pees?". I told him they were two separate holes, but he wouldn't believe me.
(He still thinks The Blair Witch Project is based on a real story too.)

[killer_queen]

My friend doesn't know what blowjob is. And he decribes himself a real pervert and he's proud of himself for being one. In fact, he's not my friend. I just know him, that's all.

[Sin Studly]

Yeah, but don't Turks get stoned for knowing about sex?

[killer_queen]

Not all of them. Just females.

[Sin Studly]

Surely the fun of stoning women to death isn't worth the bad sex?

[arak0r]

http://ohshi.dyndns.org/testingground/pics/dougrape.gif



interesting.

[killer_queen]

Surely the fun of stoning women to death isn't worth the bad sex?
The weird thing is women stones the whores, not men.

[SeX PistoL]

my friends sister went out with this guy that she totaly hated anyway after about a week or so he say will you suck me off so she starts off then after a few second she bites it and takes a chunk out of his bellend and says "thats for calling me a bimbo"