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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-03-2005, 01:12 PM
For all of you who know who im talking about, let's talk about the Anti-Christ. I think he's already alive. He was born in 19--, somebody says...I forgot who.
Skate Rat 19
10-03-2005, 04:50 PM
I have no idea what your talking about.
But have I got a story for you!!!
I was wlkaing down the street and some random guy comes up to me and is like "where am I, no when am I?" I was like WTF?? "yeah its september 05" he said "My name is Lucas and I am now certain that I have traveled here from the future, from the date something(forgot)/something/2036 to be exact, I have come to warn everyone about how much you are in danger, the future is not good at all starting around 2008 when the first........" and then I just walked away laughing my ass off. Later on I wondered if he was for real, then I slapped myself for considering it. But yeah maybe he was for real and the end is near.
barangatang
10-03-2005, 05:03 PM
I have no idea what your talking about.
But have I got a story for you!!!
I was wlkaing down the street and some random guy comes up to me and is like "where am I, no when am I?" I was like WTF?? "yeah its september 05" he said "My name is Lucas and I am now certain that I have traveled here from the future, from the date something(forgot)/something/2036 to be exact, I have come to warn everyone about how much you are in danger, the future is not good at all starting around 2008 when the first........" and then I just walked away laughing my ass off. Later on I wondered if he was for real, then I slapped myself for considering it. But yeah maybe he was for real and the end is near.
Haha, dude where I live (the hippie/vetniem vet. capitol of the u.s.) Shit like that happens all the time. Some hippie tried to sell me a soggy bible once. He said: "jesus fuckin christ, the best drug you will ever take"
That_Guy91
10-03-2005, 05:26 PM
hes talking about nostradamus' predictions of the third antichrist.
barangatang
10-03-2005, 05:28 PM
OMGARSH! the fourth hourse!
Italia311
10-03-2005, 05:59 PM
so gay.............
Amanda
10-03-2005, 08:24 PM
Hummm, there's one crazy guy in my town who swears the Anti Christ is alive and coming to destroy us all very soon. He goes on about how God revealed this too him. Then again, this same guy puts on a kimono every once in a while and starts going on and on about how he's "the samurai from the future".
Sin Studly
10-04-2005, 07:44 AM
Do you think Linda will come into this thread to bitch you guys out for talking about her?
0r4ng3
10-04-2005, 08:16 AM
Thanks for ruining the joke.
Fuck. Ok, post deleted.
dexterisMYman
10-04-2005, 08:23 AM
Nimrod In Town']For all of you who know who im talking about, let's talk about the Anti-Christ. I think he's already alive. He was born in 19--, somebody says...I forgot who.
He's George W. Bush.
Preocupado
10-04-2005, 12:03 PM
Antichristbortion is the solution.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-04-2005, 02:31 PM
He's George W. Bush.
Shut up, you ignorant fool.
I want smart people in this thread.
Paint_It_Black
10-04-2005, 02:43 PM
You think the anti-christ is alive because someone said he was born in 19-something and you don't remember who. Fucking compelling evidence you got there.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-04-2005, 02:50 PM
You think the anti-christ is alive because someone said he was born in 19-something and you don't remember who. Fucking compelling evidence you got there.
It was my pastor. Also, it states it somewhere in a christian book by a famous guy called "Yiyi Avilla".
DUNCS
10-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Whos to say all these crazy people arent right?
T-6005
10-04-2005, 04:18 PM
Because they all made about 11 million predictions and something like 8 of them have come true.
Italia311
10-04-2005, 04:22 PM
Nimrod In Town']Shut up, you ignorant fool.
I want smart people in this thread.
This thread is ridiculous, and YOU, are a complete fool. You fucking Moron.
Skate Rat 19
10-04-2005, 07:10 PM
if some 'anti christ' tries to kill me foot will fit up his ass(with the proper amount of force and lubrication) lol
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-05-2005, 01:16 PM
He'll bring peace for 3 1/2 years, and after that, 3 1/2 years of suffering.
DUNCS
10-05-2005, 04:12 PM
Because they all made about 11 million predictions and something like 8 of them have come true.
Maybe their other predictions are a just a bit delayed?
Nicole
10-05-2005, 11:19 PM
It sounds more like something religious people made up to convert people rather than a true predicted event. Although I'm still interested to know the specifics.
T-6005
10-06-2005, 01:12 AM
Maybe their other predictions are a just a bit delayed?
No, they have dates attached to them. The thing is that those dates have passed.
Warning, we all appreciate your effort to get rid of your reputation but this thread is one of the most useless in the history of the internet.
Search for the book, read it, for fuck's sake, do fucking something and give us your OWN opinion so we can argue against it or agree to it.
DUNCS
10-06-2005, 05:36 AM
No, they have dates attached to them. The thing is that those dates have passed.
Maybe they got them mixed up :D
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 09:17 AM
Warning, we all appreciate your effort to get rid of your reputation but this thread is one of the most useless in the history of the internet.
Search for the book, read it, for fuck's sake, do fucking something and give us your OWN opinion so we can argue against it or agree to it.
My opinion? Uh, i feel bad for sinners? And it's...very bad?
Are you saying you yourself are not a sinner?
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 10:04 AM
Are you saying you yourself are not a sinner?
No. We all are sinners.
Somebody did their homework at Sunday school!
Sin Studly
10-06-2005, 12:21 PM
I figured that one out when I noticed he hadn't committed suicide already.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 12:56 PM
Somebody did their homework at Sunday school!
I always do. :)
Paint_It_Black
10-08-2005, 08:07 AM
Nimrod In Town']He'll bring peace for 3 1/2 years, and after that, 3 1/2 years of suffering.
So it balances out then. I think I like the guy. God, on the other hand, brings us no peace.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-08-2005, 12:38 PM
So it balances out then. I think I like the guy. God, on the other hand, brings us no peace.
What the hell? Ok, fine.
the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 02:48 PM
I read bits of Nostradamus seven years ago. There should have been a war in 1999 and there should have been many things. And there were not. He was a bit deluded, a writer, loved to exaggerate. Wouldn't it make you feel powerful if you made some people believe all your crap? And some of the writing is too general so basically what apparently did come true is just a matter of interpretation.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-08-2005, 05:14 PM
I read bits of Nostradamus seven years ago. There should have been a war in 1999 and there should have been many things. And there were not. He was a bit deluded, a writer, loved to exaggerate. Wouldn't it make you feel powerful if you made some people believe all your crap? And some of the writing is too general so basically what apparently did come true is just a matter of interpretation.
Uh, Nostradamus sucked. And i didn't do the prediction, it's on the bible.
Skate Rat 19
10-09-2005, 02:14 PM
I was thinking they should make a video game of Dawn Of The Dead, it'd be the 3rd person format like GTA, and more weapons to use than you get in the game Manhunt.
It'd have 3 modes
1. Survive: random weapons scattered around and you win by killing all the zombies. There are about 6 billion people about half a billion zombies would be killed by everyone else on earth. So you get all sorts of weapons and if you survive to wipe out all 5.5 billion you win. There'll also be a multiplayer for this mode
2. Story: You start as one of the characters from the movie, most of the story would be based on what happened to them before arriving at the mall. What the cop was doing when everything was first turning into chaos, the story of the people in the church before they took the truck to the mall, etc....
3. Scenario: (the best in my opinion) you get the map and you put all the weapons you want where you want. Also for realism you set your phyisical self in real life, into the game. So you could see if you could survive the end of the world in real life. Also you have to find water, you have to go to sleep after like 3 days, you need food, everything.
Wouldn't that be sick???
Nimrod In Town']And i didn't do the prediction, it's on the bible.
Well, in the Bible, why, that's even more true than horoscopes!
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-10-2005, 02:22 PM
Well, in the Bible, why, that's even more true than horoscopes!
It is. The horoscope ain't true.
noodlesfan
10-10-2005, 04:01 PM
the anti-christ is here, jesus, its the perfect disguise, no one would ever suspect it, but i did, im smarter than him.
Nimrod In Town']It is. The horoscope ain't true.
You not a big fan of evolution, then, I take it?
Black__ball
10-27-2005, 01:10 PM
wtf are talking about?
its you again hi
HornyPope
10-27-2005, 02:56 PM
Black ball, please don't reply to serial spammers.
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 03:30 PM
You not a big fan of evolution, then, I take it?
Nope. We weren't "apes".
Skate Rat 19
10-27-2005, 03:45 PM
well no, apes and humans could be offspring from a whole nother species. At one time we were probably bacteria....
[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 06:22 PM
Don't call me bacteria, scum. No, im joking. In the bible it says Adam was made out of mud.
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