100 albums that kill anything the Offspring have ever done

[BREAK]

Hallelujah, I am bored.

1. Fugazi - End Hits
2. ABBA - Gold
3. Mission of Burma - Vs.
4. The Appleseed Cast - Low Level Owl vol. 1
5. Faith No More - Angel Dust
6. At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command
7. Radiohead - OK Computer
8. Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante
9. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Source Tags & Codes
10. Pink Floyd - Meddle
11. The Blood Brothers - Burn, Piano Island, Burn
12. Cave In - Jupiter
13. The Beatles - White Album
14. John Lennon - Plastic Ono Band
15. Refused - The Shape Of Punk to Come
16. R.E.M. - Fables of The Reconstruction
17. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
18. Gang of Four - Entertainment!
19. Dinosaur Jr - You're Living All Over Me
20. Converge - Jane Doe
21. Slint - Spiderland
22. Spoon - A Series of Sneaks
23. Quicksand - Slip
24. Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
25. Husker Du - Zen Arcade
26. Unrest - Imperial f.f.r.r.
27. Television - Marquee Moon
28. Wipers - Over The Edge
29. The Jesus Lizard - Goat
30. Rites of Spring - s/t
31. Stereolab - Mars Audiac Quintet
32. Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
33. Planes Mistaken For Stars - s/t
34. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers
35. Botch - We Are The Romans
36. consonant - s/t
37. Murder City Devils - Broken Bottles, Empty Hearts
38. The Birthday Party - Junkyard
39. The Stooges - Fun House
40. Alice Donut - Mule
41. The Pixies - Surfer Rosa
42. Wire - Pink Flag
43. Flipper - Generic
44. Suicidal Tendencies - s/t
45. Cows - Sorry In Pig Minor
46. The Misfits - Walk Among Us
47. Joy Division - Substance
48. The MC5 - Back In The USA
49. Butthole Surfers - Rembrandt Pussyhorse
50. Helios Creed - Planet X
51. Ministry - The Mind Is A Terrible Thing to Taste
52. Jane's Addiction - Ritual De Lo Habitual
53. Bad Religion - Against The Grain
54. Meat Puppets - II
55. The Minutemen - Double Nickels on The Dime
56. King Crimson - Red
57. The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
58. Benton Falls - Fighting Starlight
59. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
60. Led Zeppelin - II
61. Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
62. The Replacements - Hootenanny
63. Social Distortion - Mommy's Little Monster
64. Green River - Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll
65. Tomahawk - Mit Gas
66. Red Animal War - Breaking In An Angel
67. U2 - Boy
68. Soundgarden - Down On The Upside
69. Revolting Cocks - Beers, Steers & Queers
70. The Who - Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
71. Beastie Boys - License To Ill
72. Isis - Panopticon
73. Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance
74. Pearl Jam - Vitalogy
75. The Strokes - Is This It
76. Codeseven - Dancing Echoes/Dead Sounds
77. Stevie Wonder - Talking Book
78. The Evens - s/t
79. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
80. XTC - Drums & Wires
81. The Cure - Pornography
82. Mogwai - Young Team
83. Nirvana - Incesticide
84. The Fall - Perverted By Language
85. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced?
86. Brian Eno - Before And After Science
87. The Doors - s/t
88. Sonic Youth - Confusion Is Sex
89. The Velvet Underground - & Nico
90. Pavement - Slanted & Enchanted
91. Minor Threat - Complete Discography
92. The Police - Outlandos d'Amour
93. Rolling Stones - Beggar's Banquet
94. Clair De Lune - Marionettes
95. Bear Vs. Shark - Terrorhawk
96. Q And Not U - Power
97. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus
98. Skeleton Key - Obtainium
99. Primus - Sailing The Seas of Cheese
100. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven

[Jebus]

umm...yeah...offspring isn't that hard to beat...

I don't think I've heard that amount of albums before. Maybe I have but I certainly wouldn't remember each one of those songs.

[Duracell]

7. Radiohead - OK Computer
10. Pink Floyd - Meddle
30. Rites of Spring - s/t
32. Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
46. The Misfits - Walk Among Us
53. Bad Religion - Against The Grain
59. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
60. Led Zeppelin - II
68. Soundgarden - Down On The Upside
70. The Who - Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
83. Nirvana - Incesticide
87. The Doors - s/t
91. Minor Threat - Complete Discography


I agree with those.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I agree with a lot of this, but:


75. The Strokes - Is This It

This should never be put on any list without the title "WORST FUCKING ALBUMS/BANDS EVER".

[bd007h]

Where's Weezer's Blue album???

[neocon58]

at the store.

OMGZ PWN3D!!!

[0r4ng3]

Only one I remember listening to is Against the Grain, which I agree is better than the Offspring.

[coke_a_holic]

Only Zeppelin II? I think every Led Zeppelin cd is 100 times better than anything Offspring has ever dreamed of making.

[Duracell]

30. Rites of Spring - s/t


/\ this should be number one. Rites of Spring might possibly be the best emo band of all time.

[bd007h]

I still think Weezer's Blue album should be on there

[barangatang]

You forgot Tommy!!!

EDIT: And sticky fingers! The clash(s/t)!!!

[BREAK]

Only Zeppelin II? I think every Led Zeppelin cd is 100 times better than anything Offspring has ever dreamed of making.

It's obviously just a starter list. As random and off the top of my head as possible. Besides, I didn't want to repeat any bands/artists.

bd007h, shut the fuck up. I hate Weezer and every last one of their fans.

Especially YOU.

Asshole.

[bd007h]

It's obviously just a starter list. As random and off the top of my head as possible. Besides, I didn't want to repeat any bands/artists.

bd007h, shut the fuck up. I hate Weezer and every last one of their fans.

Especially YOU.

Asshole.

Weezer's Blue album has been on numerous lists of best albums of all time

[Amanda]

Only Zeppelin II? I think every Led Zeppelin cd is 100 times better than anything Offspring has ever dreamed of making.
Amen!!!!

..

[BREAK]

Weezer's Blue album has been on numerous lists of best albums of all time

Somehow that doesn't seem to detract from the fact that it's a bunch of shitty, soporific songs for clueless, tasteless idiots.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Indeed, Weezer's blue album is unbelievably overrated. I like it quite much, but it's still quite overrated.

As much as I want to sex BREAK for his incredibly awesome last few posts in this thread, I still want to officially flip him the bird for including The Strokes on that list. Fuck. Ing. HELL, they need to die, repeatedly and painfully.

*mutters* Derivative unoriginal denim clad hipster pieces of motherfucking holy shit urge to kill RISING!!!

[Duracell]

As much as I want to sex BREAK for his incredibly awesome last few posts in this thread, I still want to officially flip him the bird for including The Strokes on that list. Fuck. Ing. HELL, they need to die, repeatedly and painfully.

*mutters* Derivative unoriginal denim clad hipster pieces of motherfucking holy shit urge to kill RISING!!!

It's ok. Any list with, Rites of Spring, on it is a quality list.

[BREAK]

Anybody can feel free to add or subtract from this list. That was the point of me posting it, I think. As long as you're not as ignorant and misguided as bd007h.

[bd007h]

Abba was a fucking joke.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Abba was a fucking joke.


...said the Third Eye Blind fan.

[bd007h]

...said the Third Eye Blind fan.

can't deny the amazing lyrics

[Rag Doll]

yeah, my biggest disagreement is ABBA...not like i've ever really heard much of the other stuff (except what you've given me). but ABBA makes me wanna claw my eyes out.

and you hate weezer fans?? =(

[coke_a_holic]

I definitely think The Clash's s/t and Dead Kennedys' Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables should be there.

[That_Guy91]

im not sure how many of you will agree, but i think Black Flag-Damaged should definately be there.

[PilZ-E]

System of a Down - Self-Titled
Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
Pink Floyd - The Wall
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik

[bd007h]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik

definitely

[BREAK]

Abba was a fucking joke.

I'm glad you don't like them because everything you like is the antithesis of "good".


and you hate weezer fans?? =(

Shhhh, don't tell nieh!!!! :/

I definitely think The Clash's s/t and Dead Kennedys' Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables should be there.

I prefer London Calling, but thanks for the reminder. You're acceptable.

im not sure how many of you will agree, but i think Black Flag-Damaged should definately be there.

As long as you don't try to make any other suggestions, you're acceptable.

System of a Down - Self-Titled
Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
Pink Floyd - The Wall
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik

No, no way, yes but I've already listed an album by them, FUCK no.

[PilZ-E]

There all better then most Offspring stuff but it's your list so whatever.

[Betty]

Some albums that I think are very good (a lot were mentionned by Break and/or others)

Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
Sleater-Kinney - One Beat
Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Alanis Morrissette - Jagged Little Pill
The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic
The Vindictives - The Many Moods of the Vindictives
The Weakerthans - Reconstruction Site

I still think the Offspring are pretty fantastic however.

[ninthlayer]

Definitely Fleetwood Mac, but Modest Mouse? No fucking way.

[Betty]

These aren't my "greatest albums ever" cause then I wouldn't include Modest Mouse, or a lot of the others, but really, in comparison with some of Jake's totally random choices, I think it's fair. Rumours is definitely on the best ever list though.

When I first listened to Good News... I had heard all these negative opinions about the CD... so I was prepared for the worst, but as it turns out I really enjoy it.

[ninthlayer]

Another long-ish list of albums better than anything done by the Offspring (only two repeat bands from BREAK's list, I believe):


Matthew Good Band - Beautiful Midnight
Further Seems Forever - Moon Is Down
Joy Division - Closer
Scatman John - Scatman's World
Elliot Smith - from a basement on the hill
Our Lady Peace - Happiness Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch
Son of Sam - Songs From The Earth
Enrique Iglesias - Escape
mewithoutYou - Catch For Us The Foxes
Matchbox Twenty - Mad Season
Horrorpops - Hell Yeah!
Kenna - New Sacred Cow
Horse the Band - R. Borlax
GWAR - Violence Has Arrived
the Get Up Kids - Something To Write Home About
the Flaming Lips - the Soft Bulletin
Yesterday's Rising - When We Speak We Breathe
the Faint - Wet From Birth
Everclear - So Much For The Afterglow
the Cure - Disintegration
the Cranberries - Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?
Bright Eyes - Fevers and Mirrors
Brand New - Your Favorite Weapon
the Blood Brothers - Crimes
Bon Jovi - New Jersey
Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends
the Killers - Hot Fuss
Tiger Army - II, Power of Moonlight
Thursday - Waiting
afireinside - the Art of Drowning

[Weedz]

Where is GNR Appetite For Destruction?

[ninthlayer]

Not on anyone's list, apparently.

[Weedz]

pretty much should be

[nieh]

I agree with a lot of this, but:

This should never be put on any list without the title "WORST FUCKING ALBUMS/BANDS EVER".

The Strokes are probably the only modern 'retro' band I actually like. They're song-writing isn't quite as derivative and retro as it sounds. While there is a good deal of older influences, it's mostly just muddled by the retro production. You can't listen to a Strokes song and say "Hey, this song sounds identical to something (insert band-name here) would've written" but you can listen to someone like Jet and go "this sounds identical to Iggy Pop and AC/DC" or the Vines and go "each song on this album sounds identical to some other brit-rock band from the 60s/70s". The Strokes are really no more retro than bands like Soundgarden (with all their Zeppelin influence) and early Pearl Jam (with all their 70s era Aerosmith influence) were in the early 90s. Plus their first album was just so friggen catchy that I don't really care either way.


bd007h, shut the fuck up. I hate Weezer and every last one of their fans.


...*sobs*

[Tizzalicious]

Another long-ish list of albums better than anything done by the Offspring (only two repeat bands from BREAK's list, I believe):


Matchbox Twenty - Mad Season
Horrorpops - Hell Yeah!



<3 I love both.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Another long-ish list of albums better than anything done by the Offspring (only two repeat bands from BREAK's list, I believe):


Kenna - New Sacred Cow
the Faint - Wet From Birth
Tiger Army - II, Power of Moonlight
afireinside - the Art of Drowning


Yes, oh fucking yes, oh fucking hell yes, and oh my god yes yes yes.

Those four albums are great, and the last three are orgasmic.

[Cejus]

Yes, oh fucking yes, oh fucking hell yes, and oh my god yes yes yes.

Those four albums are great, and the last three are orgasmic.
I've never heard of those groups :o What music-genre are they?

[HeadAroundU]

Silverchair - Diorama
No doubt - Return of saturn
A perfect circle - Mer de noms
AFI - Sing the sorrow
Bush - Sixteen stone
Offspring - Smash
.
.
.
:)

[0r4ng3]

Offspring - Smash
Way to miss the point of the thread.

[HeadAroundU]

Way to miss the point of the thread.
I thought some nerd will complain about it.

[BREAK]

Another long-ish list of albums better than anything done by the Offspring (only two repeat bands from BREAK's list, I believe):


Joy Division - Closer
the Cure - Disintegration
the Blood Brothers - Crimes


I count 3, but thanks for the effort. Also, there are so many things wrong with your list I don't even know where to begin. Props for mentioning Horse The Band though.


When I first listened to Good News... I had heard all these negative opinions about the CD... so I was prepared for the worst, but as it turns out I really enjoy it.

The Moon & Antarctica >>>>>>>>>>>>> GNFPWLBN. Not that I'm a big enough fan to include them or anything.

Where is GNR Appetite For Destruction?

Ha ha.

Silverchair - Diorama
No doubt - Return of saturn
A perfect circle - Mer de noms
AFI - Sing the sorrow
Bush - Sixteen stone
Offspring - Smash
.
.
.
:)

You're funny. Please keep doing that.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm still laughing about Guns n Roses being suggested.

Depeche Mode - Violator should be on the list too though. u suxorz for not putting it on.

[Dex90]

No Album Is Better Than Any Offspring Album!!!!!!!! The Only One That Can Be Beaten Is S/t

[The meaning of life]

I don't think Nirvana can beat the Offspring,
And i don't think Emo band can beat the worst band

[offspring fan]

Hallelujah, I am bored.

1. Fugazi - End Hits
2. ABBA - Gold
3. Mission of Burma - Vs.
4. The Appleseed Cast - Low Level Owl vol. 1
5. Faith No More - Angel Dust
6. At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command
7. Radiohead - OK Computer
8. Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante
9. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Source Tags & Codes
10. Pink Floyd - Meddle
11. The Blood Brothers - Burn, Piano Island, Burn
12. Cave In - Jupiter
13. The Beatles - White Album
14. John Lennon - Plastic Ono Band
15. Refused - The Shape Of Punk to Come
16. R.E.M. - Fables of The Reconstruction
17. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
18. Gang of Four - Entertainment!
19. Dinosaur Jr - You're Living All Over Me
20. Converge - Jane Doe
21. Slint - Spiderland
22. Spoon - A Series of Sneaks
23. Quicksand - Slip
24. Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
25. Husker Du - Zen Arcade
26. Unrest - Imperial f.f.r.r.
27. Television - Marquee Moon
28. Wipers - Over The Edge
29. The Jesus Lizard - Goat
30. Rites of Spring - s/t
31. Stereolab - Mars Audiac Quintet
32. Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
33. Planes Mistaken For Stars - s/t
34. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers
35. Botch - We Are The Romans
36. consonant - s/t
37. Murder City Devils - Broken Bottles, Empty Hearts
38. The Birthday Party - Junkyard
39. The Stooges - Fun House
40. Alice Donut - Mule
41. The Pixies - Surfer Rosa
42. Wire - Pink Flag
43. Flipper - Generic
44. Suicidal Tendencies - s/t
45. Cows - Sorry In Pig Minor
46. The Misfits - Walk Among Us
47. Joy Division - Substance
48. The MC5 - Back In The USA
49. Butthole Surfers - Rembrandt Pussyhorse
50. Helios Creed - Planet X
51. Ministry - The Mind Is A Terrible Thing to Taste
52. Jane's Addiction - Ritual De Lo Habitual
53. Bad Religion - Against The Grain
54. Meat Puppets - II
55. The Minutemen - Double Nickels on The Dime
56. King Crimson - Red
57. The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
58. Benton Falls - Fighting Starlight
59. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
60. Led Zeppelin - II
61. Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
62. The Replacements - Hootenanny
63. Social Distortion - Mommy's Little Monster
64. Green River - Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll
65. Tomahawk - Mit Gas
66. Red Animal War - Breaking In An Angel
67. U2 - Boy
68. Soundgarden - Down On The Upside
69. Revolting Cocks - Beers, Steers & Queers
70. The Who - Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
71. Beastie Boys - License To Ill
72. Isis - Panopticon
73. Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance
74. Pearl Jam - Vitalogy
75. The Strokes - Is This It
76. Codeseven - Dancing Echoes/Dead Sounds
77. Stevie Wonder - Talking Book
78. The Evens - s/t
79. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
80. XTC - Drums & Wires
81. The Cure - Pornography
82. Mogwai - Young Team
83. Nirvana - Incesticide
84. The Fall - Perverted By Language
85. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced?
86. Brian Eno - Before And After Science
87. The Doors - s/t
88. Sonic Youth - Confusion Is Sex
89. The Velvet Underground - & Nico
90. Pavement - Slanted & Enchanted
91. Minor Threat - Complete Discography
92. The Police - Outlandos d'Amour
93. Rolling Stones - Beggar's Banquet
94. Clair De Lune - Marionettes
95. Bear Vs. Shark - Terrorhawk
96. Q And Not U - Power
97. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus
98. Skeleton Key - Obtainium
99. Primus - Sailing The Seas of Cheese
100. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven
no................................................ ..offspring beats that.

[killer_queen]

I'd say all Beatles and Queen albums. And everythnig Manhattan Transfer did.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
Megadeth - Cryptic Writings
Mars Volta - Deloused in the Comatorium

.. are all not on there. This saddens me.

[HeadAroundU]

I count 3, but thanks for the effort. Also, there are so many things wrong with your list I don't even know where to begin. Props for mentioning Horse The Band though.



The Moon & Antarctica >>>>>>>>>>>>> GNFPWLBN. Not that I'm a big enough fan to include them or anything.



Ha ha.



You're funny. Please keep doing that.
I hate you :) :D :cool: :(

[offspring fan]

nothing is better than the offspring
offspring is best

[Trippy]

Silverchair - Diorama
No doubt - Return of saturn
A perfect circle - Mer de noms
AFI - Sing the sorrow
Bush - Sixteen stone
Offspring - Smash
.
.
.
:)

what. :eek:

dont you think the offspring are the best? bad boy, bad boy mr. headaroundu.

[coke_a_holic]

I also think that Primus' Frizzle Fry > Sailing Seas of Cheese, but they're both amazing cds. I <3 Primus.

[HeadAroundU]

what. :eek:

dont you think the offspring are the best? bad boy, bad boy mr. headaroundu.
no,I'm only having fun....with babies

[Weedz]

I'm still laughing about Guns n Roses being suggested.

I dont see why...

[T-6005]

I'll admit to still having the Offspring as my favorite band and loving almost all of their stuff. However, when it comes to good albums that can rival or beat The Offsprings', a few come to mind.

Chevelle - This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Muse - Origin Of Symmetry
Kyo - 300 Lesions
Swordfish - The Album
Flashlight Brown - My Degeneration
Papa Roach - Infest

Whatever - this tires me out. All great albums, though.

[nieh]

I also think that Primus' Frizzle Fry > Sailing Seas of Cheese, but they're both amazing cds. I <3 Primus.

Yay, I'm not the only one that thinks Sailing the Seas of Cheese is slightly overrated! It's still good, but I prefer Pork Soda. I also came to the conlusion that Tales from the Punchbowl would probably be my favorite if they cut like 3-4 songs from it.

no................................................ ..offspring beats that.

You haven't even heard 'that', have you?

89. The Velvet Underground - & Nico
90. Pavement - Slanted & Enchanted
100. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven

Wait...I thought you hated these guys? And you put Pavement above Primus? I don't know you anymore!

[BREAK]

Regardless of any negative things I may have said about any of the bands on the list, they still kill the Offspring & 99% of the stuff 99% of the idiots here listen to. I stand by my list.

C'mon people, I left a TON of great albums off the list. Surely you can do better than that.

[coke_a_holic]

Operation Ivy's Energy (later had an EP added to it and became their s/t) should definitely be on there. I also think Black Sabbath's Paranoid should be there. I can't think of anymore at this moment, but it's not that hard to liquidate anything Offspring's made...

[nieh]

I'm not gonna stick to the one album per band rule

Mars Volta - Deloused in the Comatorium
Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante; California
ATDI - In/Casino/Out; Vaya; Relationship of Command
Minus the Bear - Everything except maybe their first EP
Dillinger Escape Plan - Calculating Infinity
Blood Brothers - Burn, Piano Island, Burn
Blind Melon - Soup; Nico (even though half of it's only 'meh', the good half is great)
Cursive - Domestica; Burst and Bloom
Dismemberment Plan - Change
Flaming Lips - Clouds Taste Metallic, Transmissions from the Satellite Heart
Guster - Keep It Together, plus a mix cd of the best songs from their first 3 albums
Isis - Panopticon
Jets to Brazil - Orange Rhyming Dictionary; maybe Four Cornered Night as well
New Pornographers - everything
The Notwist - Neon Golden
Pearl Jam - pretty much everything after Vs except for Binaural
Presidents - Freaked out and Small
Primus - Frizzle Fry, Sailing the Seas of Cheese, Pork Soda, Tales from the Punchbowl
Queens of the Stoneage - Rated R; Songs for the Deaf; Lullabies to Paralyze
Radiohead - Ok Computer; Amnesiac; half of Kid A
Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come
Sleater Kinney - All Hands on the Bad One
The Vandals - Live Fast Diarrhea (the rest of their catalog could disappear off the face of the earth so long as I could still listen to this album)
System of a Down - s/t and Steal this Album
Unwritten Law - Elva
Tomahawk - both albums. I'm the only person in the world that likes their first more than their second.
Weezer - Pinkerton
Outkast - Aquemeni; 1/2 of Stankonia (This would have made one of the greatest 30-40 minute albums ever, but they threw too many shitty songs on it)
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Shake the Sheets
Devo - Are we not Men? We are DEVO!
The Cardigans - Life

[That Punk Kid You Love]

ABBA? Pffttt. Yes I just farted on that idea.

[BREAK]

nieh:
I'm not going to point out everything I disagree with on your list, but I applaud the effort. I think I can safely say half of our music tastes are uniform.

coke_dude:
The point of this list really wasn't to point out how many things pwn the Offspring, it's just to open other, less fortunate people's eyes to the possibility that yes, there is a lot of good music out there that you've never heard because you suck. Hell, my list barely even scratches the surface of good music. There's a whole lot of lesser-known stuff out there. Deal with it.

[glescapunk]

how can you not include never mind the bollocks or london calling by the
clash?

[ninthlayer]

how can you not include never mind the bollocks or london calling by the clash?
Probably because those albums aren't very good.

[Vera]

Those who still think The Offspring is the best music ever produced on this Earth probably just haven't heard enough bands.

That said, BREAK, you're not proving anything.

[Flexing Wings]

It's alll relative, but I think few of those can be compared regardless... as they're completely different styles.

I don't know why I even bother saying this.

Woo, let's compare Bach to Metallica...

[Kerr]

ATDI - Relationship of Command
That album is great.

[Trippy]

Those who still think The Offspring is the best music ever produced on this Earth probably just haven't heard enough bands.

Why it couldn't be the best for some people? How do you define "the best"? Why The Offspring couldn't be the best? Does "the best" mean the same to everyone? Tell me, bacause I think that's very childishly said.

[offspring fan]

nothing beats the offspring

[HeadAroundU]

Why it couldn't be the best for some people? How do you define "the best"? Why The Offspring couldn't be the best? Does "the best" mean the same to everyone? Tell me, bacause I think that's very childishly said.
I second that!

I heard bach ,metalica,everything ;)
The offspring are simply the best for me :)

[Trippy]

well i have heard thousands of bands too, but offspring - simply the best. the comment i quoted made me fucking puke.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

Stop arguing with yourself.

[Betty]

I really like probably a little more than half of Josh's list and a little less than half of Jake's. But both list a lot of really good stuff.

My list wasn't very long since I didn't want to repeat everything. And I didn't include things that I think are really good, just not fantastic.

And London Calling IS one of the best albums ever.

[Endymion]

burn piano island, burn is -much- better than crimes, though admittedly i have a soft spot for 'love rhymes...'.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

burn piano island, burn is -much- better than crimes, though admittedly i have a soft spot for 'love rhymes...'.

^Yep. Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck is catchy as hell, but the rest of the album wasn't as strong. Man, I've been addicted to that song lately.

[BREAK]

burn piano island, burn is -much- better than crimes, though admittedly i have a soft spot for 'love rhymes...'.

Have you heard March On Electric Children or This Adultery Is Ripe? Those both seem a lot more geared to your tastes than their last 2 albums. Hell, you might even be one of those weird people who think Rumors Laid Waste is their best material. Aren't you?

[Endymion]

Have you heard March On Electric Children or This Adultery Is Ripe? Those both seem a lot more geared to your tastes than their last 2 albums. Hell, you might even be one of those weird people who think Rumors Laid Waste is their best material. Aren't you?
i've listened to those three a couple times, but i feel they lack as much style as piano island. the older stuff is all fine and dandy, but it doesn't seem as defined as burn piano island burn. and crimes sounds good and although i don't think it has any particular faults it just isn't as strong as the previous.

[BREAK]

Funnily enough, I agree with you completely.

Let's have mathsex.

[GBH2]

static age is better than walk among us.
and everything but mainliner and prison bound is better than mommys little monster

[BREAK]

You're silly. Get dead.

[Offspring-Fanatic]

to me..absolutely nothing can beat the offspring.. why? b/c im obsessed!!

[GBH2]

You're silly. Get dead.
how so?

....

[Original prankstA]

the idividual who made this thread has been officially declared "cracked" now go fuck yourself junior

[coke_a_holic]

the idividual who made this thread has been officially declared "cracked" now go fuck yourself junior
Go listen to music that isn't extremely repetitive and boring, junior.

[JohnnyNemesis]

the idividual who made this thread has been officially declared "cracked" now go fuck yourself junior

Holy god, you're a fucking idiot.

[That Punk Kid You Love]

the idividual who made this thread has been officially declared "cracked" now go fuck yourself junior


Once you go ABBA you never go back. Woo so hot! Just hearing them makes me want to sex the Dutch.

[bd007h]

Once you go ABBA you never go back. Woo so hot! Just hearing them makes me want to sex the Dutch.

They were from Sweden, not Holland

[T-6005]

Who gives a shit, ABBA fucking owns.

Too many of the people on this forum refuse to listen to anything that's not in a similar genre to the offspring - they're elitists in probably the most oxymoronic sense of the word ever.

They're just missing out on a lot of great music. And by a lot, I mean pretty much all of it.

Including The Eurythmics and Blondie.

[bd007h]

Who gives a shit, ABBA fucking owns.

Too many of the people on this forum refuse to listen to anything that's not in a similar genre to the offspring - they're elitists in probably the most oxymoronic sense of the word ever.

They're just missing out on a lot of great music. And by a lot, I mean pretty much all of it.

Including The Eurythmics and Blondie.

The Eurythmics and Blondie were good. ABBA, at least in my opinion, wasn't.

[BREAK]

You're entitled to your opinion. Your dislike of them is as perfectly valid as my dislike of whatever shitty music you listen to.

Now go make an honest effort to hear more different stuff. I implore you. There are entire musical universes out there begging to be discovered.

[Endymion]

you could do with some ELO.

[dalaksta]

Hallelujah, I am bored.

1. Fugazi - End Hits
2. ABBA - Gold
3. Mission of Burma - Vs.
4. The Appleseed Cast - Low Level Owl vol. 1
5. Faith No More - Angel Dust
6. At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command
7. Radiohead - OK Computer
8. Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante
9. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Source Tags & Codes
10. Pink Floyd - Meddle
11. The Blood Brothers - Burn, Piano Island, Burn
12. Cave In - Jupiter
13. The Beatles - White Album
14. John Lennon - Plastic Ono Band
15. Refused - The Shape Of Punk to Come
16. R.E.M. - Fables of The Reconstruction
17. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
18. Gang of Four - Entertainment!
19. Dinosaur Jr - You're Living All Over Me
20. Converge - Jane Doe
21. Slint - Spiderland
22. Spoon - A Series of Sneaks
23. Quicksand - Slip
24. Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
25. Husker Du - Zen Arcade
26. Unrest - Imperial f.f.r.r.
27. Television - Marquee Moon
28. Wipers - Over The Edge
29. The Jesus Lizard - Goat
30. Rites of Spring - s/t
31. Stereolab - Mars Audiac Quintet
32. Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
33. Planes Mistaken For Stars - s/t
34. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers
35. Botch - We Are The Romans
36. consonant - s/t
37. Murder City Devils - Broken Bottles, Empty Hearts
38. The Birthday Party - Junkyard
39. The Stooges - Fun House
40. Alice Donut - Mule
41. The Pixies - Surfer Rosa
42. Wire - Pink Flag
43. Flipper - Generic
44. Suicidal Tendencies - s/t
45. Cows - Sorry In Pig Minor
46. The Misfits - Walk Among Us
47. Joy Division - Substance
48. The MC5 - Back In The USA
49. Butthole Surfers - Rembrandt Pussyhorse
50. Helios Creed - Planet X
51. Ministry - The Mind Is A Terrible Thing to Taste
52. Jane's Addiction - Ritual De Lo Habitual
53. Bad Religion - Against The Grain
54. Meat Puppets - II
55. The Minutemen - Double Nickels on The Dime
56. King Crimson - Red
57. The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
58. Benton Falls - Fighting Starlight
59. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
60. Led Zeppelin - II
61. Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
62. The Replacements - Hootenanny
63. Social Distortion - Mommy's Little Monster
64. Green River - Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll
65. Tomahawk - Mit Gas
66. Red Animal War - Breaking In An Angel
67. U2 - Boy
68. Soundgarden - Down On The Upside
69. Revolting Cocks - Beers, Steers & Queers
70. The Who - Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
71. Beastie Boys - License To Ill
72. Isis - Panopticon
73. Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance
74. Pearl Jam - Vitalogy
75. The Strokes - Is This It
76. Codeseven - Dancing Echoes/Dead Sounds
77. Stevie Wonder - Talking Book
78. The Evens - s/t
79. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
80. XTC - Drums & Wires
81. The Cure - Pornography
82. Mogwai - Young Team
83. Nirvana - Incesticide
84. The Fall - Perverted By Language
85. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced?
86. Brian Eno - Before And After Science
87. The Doors - s/t
88. Sonic Youth - Confusion Is Sex
89. The Velvet Underground - & Nico
90. Pavement - Slanted & Enchanted
91. Minor Threat - Complete Discography
92. The Police - Outlandos d'Amour
93. Rolling Stones - Beggar's Banquet
94. Clair De Lune - Marionettes
95. Bear Vs. Shark - Terrorhawk
96. Q And Not U - Power
97. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds - Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus
98. Skeleton Key - Obtainium
99. Primus - Sailing The Seas of Cheese
100. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven
u should put the original misfits album on there. ONE OF THE GREATEST!!!

[Endymion]

u should put the original misfits album on there. ONE OF THE GREATEST!!!
not really... it's enjoyable but not all that good.

[GBH2]

static age is the best

[coke_a_holic]

static age is the best

Yes, yes, you've already explained that...
static age is better than walk among us.

[GBH2]

Yes, yes, you've already explained that...
no shit.
but the BREAK disagreed (told me to "get dead") , so i asked him to explain his reasoning, and he did not answer, so i re-posted

[pretty fly 88]

If you're going to mention a Social Distortion album, you should've mentioned "White Light, White Heat, White Trash." I think that might be better than anything Offspring has ever then, but I wouldn't say that about Moomy's Little Monster.


Other albums that should've been on that list:
1. Guns n Rose-Appetite For Destruction
2. Nirvana-Nevermind
3. KISS- Creatures Of The Night
4. Queens Of The Stone Age- Songs For The Deaf
5. Velvet Revolver- Contraband

[BREAK]

no shit.
but the BREAK disagreed (told me to "get dead") , so i asked him to explain his reasoning, and he did not answer, so i re-posted

I didn't tell you to get dead because I disagreed with you, I said it because I just don't like you & your odious, cancerous presence was ruining my topic.

[GBH2]

I didn't tell you to get dead because I disagreed with you, I said it because I just don't like you & your odious, cancerous presence was ruining my topic.
i'm sorry. i'll remember that next time.

[Not Ozymandias]

Down On The Upside was pretty whack, it couldn't kill anything. The White Album was half filler.
I agree with every other album you mentioned that I've heard.

I don't care enough to read other peoples' lists.