hey noodles, i know i sound like a bum but...

[lost_nvrfound]

can you help me?

i do a lot of drawings, many of which can be found floating around the boards. i have plans to sell them because my job options are limited because of school, and i need a new car. i know they won't go for much, because, well, let's face it, a 16 year old kid's art is not exactly what one would consider priceless.

well, i had this idea. get 'em signed! i'd be able to actually make enough to count. but seeing as you guys don't live near here and your not going to be touring for a while, it makes it kind of hard. so i was wondering if there was any way you'd be willing to help me out? maybe i could send them to you... or something...

i know this is kind of a difficult thing to do because if you say yes, then everyone else will be like "noodles, me too!" so maybe you could email me or something...

if, of course, you are willing

almightykklown@yahoo.com or lost_nvrfound@hotmail.com

EDIT: the intent of all this was that i have no car and this would help me be able to save up enough to get one before you guys go on tour again. i missed two shows last summer that i had tickets for (dew action sports and warped tour charlotte), because i didn't have one. i am dead serious. that is the main reason i bothered asking. i waited 8 years for you to do a show in nc and i couldn't go because of car crap. well, when you guys did the dew action sports tour show in louisville, i would've been able to go if i had known a little sooner that i had won tickets, or so my dad informed me after the show had taken place.

[SplinterByMyOwnDesign]

ME TOO! SIGN MY GUITAR PLEASE NOODLES!!! :rolleyes:

sign mine first as a present!...it's my 17th birthday in 8 days :D

[JohnnyNemesis]

You should have e-mailed, or maybe snail mailed this to him instead...

[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Send the pictures through the fan mail thing. Might work :rolleyes:

[ninthlayer]

Hay Noodels sign my fruitcock wrapper.

[Gone_AwayUK]

He might appreciate it a little better if you could spell his name right dumbass. Shouldn't you be doing your English homework??

[its one fine day]

do you have a dictionary by any chance?

[YODAvid]

Yeah Noodles sign my bowl of spaghetti as well, ok?!?

no way anybody of you will get something returned with an autograph... :rolleyes:

[ruroken]

You should have e-mailed, or maybe snail mailed this to him instead...
He should have snail mailed it.

[ofsmurfsandpixies]

He might appreciate it a little better if you could spell his name right dumbass. Shouldn't you be doing your English homework??

im seein kaiser cheifs live in leeds soon

[shnooble]

im seein kaiser cheifs live in leeds soon

Erm good for you... :rolleyes:

[lost_nvrfound]

You should have e-mailed, or maybe snail mailed this to him instead...i don't have his email... nor dexter's... and it says on the site not to send anything to be signed there...

[H1T_That]

im seein kaiser cheifs live in leeds soon

how was that related to anything?

[Dante]

Yeah Noodles sign my bowl of spaghetti as well, ok?!?

That was pretty stupid to say

[Zee]

Well well, not as crazy idea as one Polish girl asking here if Dexter could record vocals to her song.

[lost_nvrfound]

that was pretty funny

[icklebabygremlin]

he noodles if u read this aswel as the thread tell atom to get his ass online :D

[Rufus]

and Greg, has Greg ever come on here?

[georgie/dexter]

poor greg gets no credit

dexter and noodles hog it all

[shnooble]

poor greg gets no credit

dexter and noodles hog it all

Yeah but its part of his plan for world domination :D

[shnooble]

and Greg, has Greg ever come on here?

I don't think so but he should, he's missing out on all the fun :p

[Nirushika6789]

Yeah but its part of his plan for world domination :D
EXACTLY...

This calm person we see really isn't the real Greg ... Its all a trick to try and fool us

This is the REAL Greg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/satcheson/1a39b2fb.jpg

btw that really is Greg lol

[shnooble]

^^You can tell because of the converse at the bottom :p

[Nirushika6789]

^^You can tell because of the converse at the bottom :p
haha yea...and mainly because it says lol...well it did before i cut the picture :p

[shnooble]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/satcheson/1a39b2fb.jpg


"Fuck you! This world will soon be mine!!! Muhahahahaaa!!!!!"

[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Haha. Thats in my avatar

[lost_nvrfound]

ME TOO! SIGN MY GUITAR PLEASE NOODLES!!! :rolleyes:

sign mine first as a present!...it's my 17th birthday in 8 days :D
when i posted this, i was more thinking about the fact that i have no car and thats the reason i missed two shows just this past summer that i had tickets for. i thought this was a reasonable idea, seeing as it wouldn't cost him anything and it wouldn't take much time since he probably sees dexter, greg, and adam on a regular basis (you know, since they are working on writing an album and all)...
i knew i'd get some assholic responses that would only keep it bumped, so that it is almost a sure thing that he'll see it the next time he signs on, but seriously dude, sign my guitar? at least "sign my bowl of spagetti was remotely funny in a stupid way...i can't remeber, does "spagetti" have an "h"? spaghetti? i don't know

[lost_nvrfound]

EXACTLY...

This calm person we see really isn't the real Greg ... Its all a trick to try and fool us

This is the REAL Greg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/satcheson/1a39b2fb.jpg

btw that really is Greg lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! just saw this...lol... i love that guy...

[Awesomo]

Wouldn't it make more sence to try and find another way to go to a show than driving yourself. I mean drawing pics of band members and getting them to sign them and selling them is kinda farfetched. Or is it just me?

[lost_nvrfound]

Wouldn't it make more sence to try and find another way to go to a show than driving yourself. I mean drawing pics of band members and getting them to sign them and selling them is kinda farfetched. Or is it just me?
tried and failed... anytime there's a show, i can't get a ride and i have no way of getting to a bus station or any crap like that... worst town on earth for public transportation... i've put a lot of thought into it... don't take me for some moron who was too lazy to try something else... it was just an idea i had...

[Drummerguy123]

EXACTLY...

This calm person we see really isn't the real Greg ... Its all a trick to try and fool us

This is the REAL Greg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/satcheson/1a39b2fb.jpg

btw that really is Greg lol

Greatest picture of all time.

[lost_nvrfound]

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[icklebabygremlin]

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Damn right bump

Noodles post in this thread and tell dexter,greg and atom to get there damn selfs online :D

[crazyBigDan]

mayb you should give up your house and embark on a holy pilgrimage to see the offspring live... or do they not mean that much to you?

[Auto]

Wouldn't it make more sence to try and find another way to go to a show than driving yourself. I mean drawing pics of band members and getting them to sign them and selling them is kinda farfetched. Or is it just me?

I am a artist aswell and I have sold a few airbrushed portraits of people and animals works out sometimes but never got any one famous to sign ne thing. If I did have the oppertunity to get Noodles to even glance upon me work I would give it to him as a token of appreciation... I would love to Airbrush a surfboard for him just to say thanx for the awesome music. bleh keep trying and dont give up thats the only way to make money in the art world.... sigh

[lost_nvrfound]

mayb you should give up your house and embark on a holy pilgrimage to see the offspring live... or do they not mean that much to you?hahaha! read the rest of the damn topic...

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[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Damn you Noodles, this girl [I think?] is trying to make some money! Help her out man! By the way, if you do read this, I wanna bang your new guitar...hot damn its sexy

[lost_nvrfound]

Damn you Noodles, this girl [I think?] is trying to make some money! Help her out man! By the way, if you do read this, I wanna bang your new guitar...hot damn its sexycongrats! you successfully identified me as female...

crap! i forgot about the new guitar! i must check it out

[Amazed]

Am I the only one who can't see the pic of Greg everyone's laughing at? :(

[lost_nvrfound]

he/she(i don't remember who's pic it was) had it on photobucket but then they deleted it so nobody can see it anymore

[Jase]

If you want to see them bad enough then why not walk to the nearest public transportation... or get a real job like everyone else :p

[lost_nvrfound]

If you want to see them bad enough then why not walk to the nearest public transportation... or get a real job like everyone else :p
try reading the whole topic

[lost_nvrfound]

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