I'm turning into a wigger

[Sin Studly]

Yes. I'm white, but I'm beginning to adopt the social characteristics and attributes of niggers. It's insane and embarrassing. For instance, I've started eating the food of the niggers, listening to nigger-music, learning the speech-mannerisms of niggers. I'm even beginning to think like a nigger, and I'm making plans to move and start a new life in the Mother Country. I'm turning into a damned wigger.

For instance...

I've started eating insane amounts of klobasa, bacon, sour cream, cabbage and potatoes. Even though I live in a country that has perhaps the freshest and best seafood in the world, I'm starting to prefer river fish like cod and trout. I'm learning their filthy piglanguages. I have "Kalinka", "Boatmen of the Volga", and "Katyushka" on repeat.... all day. I love vodka, absinthe and sliv, and I drink them in shots with beer chasers. I caught myself insulting somebody for being a Westerner. Seriously, I'm turning into a bigger race-traitor than Jenny. What the fuck should I do???

[coke_a_holic]

Get a job as a banker and change your name to Collin. It's the only way.

[sKratch]

Does your garage have rafters?

[the_GoDdEsS]

I wanted to say nothing wrong with those but then I realised I'm not white.

Wanna like, plant potatoes together?

[Sin Studly]

Does your garage have rafters?

Yeah, but I'm afraid I'll cossack dance instead of hempen jig when I jump off the stool.

[sKratch]

Sit your feet in cement whilst standing on the stool, friend.

[Sin Studly]

I figured if I just covered myself in bacon grease and stopped bathing, I wouldn't smell white and nobody would realise I was a wigger.

[sKratch]

Have you considered embracing it internally while still denying it to the world and flogging anyone who doubts you?

[the_GoDdEsS]

I figured if I just covered myself in bacon grease and stopped bathing, I wouldn't smell white and nobody would realise I was a wigger.

Slivbreath and slivsweat should work better than that.

[Sin Studly]

Have you considered embracing it internally while still denying it to the world and flogging anyone who doubts you?

Yes, but beating people up for ones own hidden inadequacies... fuck, that's like, the most Slavic thing anybody can do.

[wheelchairman]

You wanna be my serf?

[Sin Studly]

Maybe 1500 years ago. Not anymore. (Wanna invent legos and ikea?)

[wheelchairman]

Maybe 1500 years ago. Not anymore. (Wanna invent legos and ikea?)
Yes. And rape and rob the christian brits.

[HeadAroundU]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/aldonoba-you_win_the_prize.jpg

[Sin Studly]

yo mother******, yo a nigga now, you should keep it gangsta in the hood, peace A town shorty G, *bam bam*

i might be turning african american too

You're an idiot.