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Duskygrin
03-23-2006, 04:10 AM
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wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 04:13 AM
eww. why would you share that?
Paint_It_Black
03-23-2006, 04:18 AM
I can't read that link, it seems to be written in some sort of gibberish.
wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 04:23 AM
48% of the British don't wear underwear when they go out at night.
Tijs
03-23-2006, 04:49 AM
Haha, coincidently I read a article about it today in the train on my way to school.

Apperently most Brits wear underwear for about 3 days. One in 20 Brits turns it inside out after the 3 days so they can wear it another 3 days.
Lars
03-23-2006, 04:52 AM
:/

I'll probably end up thinking of this riding on public transport now.
JoY
03-23-2006, 05:15 AM
oh dear god, that's incredibly disgusting.
Nicole
03-23-2006, 05:24 AM
Haha, coincidently I read a article about it today in the train on my way to school.

Apperently most Brits wear underwear for about 3 days. One in 20 Brits turns it inside out after the 3 days so they can wear it another 3 days.

& apparently they need to be taught the not to be taken seriously rule of forwards, backwards, inside-out forwards and inside-out backwards.

This whole topic has the same affect as a cold shower.
Sin Studly
03-23-2006, 05:40 AM
Australians are more civilised, yes. 4 days maximum.

Fowards. Backwards. Inside-out fowards. Inside-out backwards.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 08:38 AM
Apperently most Brits wear underwear for about 3 days. One in 20 Brits turns it inside out after the 3 days so they can wear it another 3 days.

I'd just like to jump in and say I am not one of "most" or "one in 20".

And I'm also not one of the 48%.
Vera
03-23-2006, 08:43 AM
This whole topic has the same affect as a cold shower.
I don't know, it sure made me want to change my underwear. And I took a shower like less than 2 hrs ago.

Dirty Dave.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 08:45 AM
My underwear is never anything less than sparkling.

Don't make me prove it.
Tizzalicious
03-23-2006, 08:47 AM
Lolz, I'm picturing dave in a sparkly thong.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 08:49 AM
Lolz, Elton John pants.
Vera
03-23-2006, 09:00 AM
Lolz ghey.
the_GoDdEsS
03-23-2006, 09:37 AM
Oh how icky. That's like the gypsies.
JoY
03-23-2006, 09:56 AM
http://www.antimatteruniverse.com/davidhasslehoff-loves-teh-c.gif
Tizzalicious
03-23-2006, 09:57 AM
Shit Bella. WHYYYY?
JoY
03-23-2006, 09:59 AM
teh underpantz, of course!
Lithuanian Offspring
03-23-2006, 11:32 AM
http://www.antimatteruniverse.com/davidhasslehoff-loves-teh-c.gif
That is so fuheezing hypnotic. And it's funny cause that is Dave too.
Preocupado
03-23-2006, 11:37 AM
This thread is a mind BLARGH

bah! go to hell!
Andy
03-23-2006, 03:50 PM
To fight against bad odours, 19% of men don't hesitate to spray their underwear with their after-shave.

Guilty as charged.
T-6005
03-23-2006, 04:20 PM
Guilty as charged.
No fucking way.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 04:23 PM
Guilty as charged.

Eesh, man, seriously?
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 04:27 PM
I'm known for being too much of a cleanliness Nazi on this shower/underwear subject, so I probably shouldn't say much. However, I would like to say...

Britishers? Huh?!
Andy
03-23-2006, 04:30 PM
Eesh, man, seriously?
Noooononono I know what you're all thinking: No the spray isn't used to COVER the smell of dirty underwear (i'm clean as a whistle, me). I spend almost 4 hours a day on public transport and have a very high-fibre diet so it's for the benefit of others, kapiche?

Haha, I used kapiche.

Plus, if any laydeez care for a peruse of my nether regions, it's only manners to give them a nice scent! Haha, I fucking wish that's the reason anyway.
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 04:48 PM
That reminds me of Dennis Farina's line in Sidewalks of New York:

"Girls love it when you spray cologne on the balls. Shows them you care."
Andy
03-23-2006, 04:51 PM
That reminds me of Dennis Farina's line in Sidewalks of New York:

"Girls love it when you spray cologne on the balls. Shows them you care."
He seems a wise man.
JoY
03-23-2006, 04:53 PM
just wash your privates. they don't have to taste like fucking flowers, those can be delivered to my door the day after.
Andy
03-23-2006, 04:54 PM
just wash your privates. they don't have to taste like fucking flowers, those can be delivered to my door the day after.
Oh, that's so being quoted.

EDIT: No it's not. It's making my sig too big. I prefer minimalism.
JoY
03-23-2006, 04:59 PM
oh god, did I just say "taste"?
hahahahahaha, that's not exactly what I meant, but close enough & I guess it's included.

*Edit: dammit, it *should* be sigged.
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 05:01 PM
I prefer minimalism too, but that was definitely worthy of siggery.

*beams with pride*

Aww, I luvz u.
Andy
03-23-2006, 05:04 PM
Yet again I give into peer pressure
JoY
03-23-2006, 05:05 PM
yay! does that mean I get Bella-lovin'?
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 05:08 PM
If you're talkin' to me, then yes, always always.
Andy
03-23-2006, 05:12 PM
If you're talkin' to me, then yes, always always.
She was obviously talking to me. I've got sweet smelling 'nads, remember? Guh! :rolleyes:
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 05:14 PM
I can smell the sweet scent from over here.

...
Andy
03-23-2006, 05:15 PM
Is it alluring?
JoY
03-23-2006, 05:16 PM
She was obviously talking to me. I've got sweet smelling 'nads, remember? Guh! :rolleyes:
hahahaha!
I don't know if I dig the taste of after-shave, though. I usually don't spray that over breakfast.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 05:20 PM
hahahaha!
I don't know if I dig the taste of after-shave, though. I usually don't spray that over breakfast.

You mean like you spray flowers?

;)
Andy
03-23-2006, 05:21 PM
Exactly! Or Febreeze could be utilised.
JoY
03-23-2006, 05:24 PM
or strawberries with chocolate.
Andy
03-23-2006, 05:28 PM
Is that a new scent?
JoY
03-23-2006, 05:31 PM
no, it's relatively pretty old & rather world-wide & shit. I don't know when exactly they found out strawberries & chocolate are a fantastic combination, but seperately they're both old concepts.
Sin Studly
03-23-2006, 07:40 PM
Andy, it's capisce.
Tizzalicious
03-24-2006, 12:35 AM
Lolz, Bella eats flowers. And private parts. Yumz

Maybe you can have them with penisbutter. (A word I actually accidently used the other day :o)
JoY
03-24-2006, 05:55 AM
"piemelboter"? or just "penisbutter"? as in cacaobutter for chocolate penises, or what? HOW does a person come up with wordcombinations like that? I'm beginning to think I don't want to know what you & Per are upto between the sheets.

Tizz, who doesn't eat privates? since the meet up, I know you do!

Justin -I noticed that too, but Andy's way of spelling it was kind of cute.
wheelchairman
03-24-2006, 06:48 AM
She was here, and she was trying to say peanut butter. She lost her English.
Tizzalicious
03-24-2006, 07:00 AM
Freudian slip is what whey call that :o
Andy
03-24-2006, 10:54 AM
Andy, it's capisce.
Thanks, although I think I prefer my version.
Sin Studly
03-24-2006, 03:06 PM
Thanks, although I think I prefer my version.

Learn English, you ig'nant wretch!
Andy
03-24-2006, 08:45 PM
Learn English, you ig'nant wretch!
Isn't it an Italian hybrid word?