You know you're addicted to The Offspring when...

[Mr. Noodles]

My hair's longer than Dex's was back when he had dredlocks. I don't care! I still wanna spike my hair... And then dye it red and black, cuz that would be awsome...
I'd love to see that!

[Bloodstains]

I'd love to see that!
I won't be able to do it till I'm eighteen. Just like I can't have below 12 gauge ear rings till then. Or get my nose pierced. Or get a tattoo. Man, life as a teenager sucks sometimes...

Oh well! At least I don't have school for another few months! HOORAY FOR SUMMER VACATION! :D Then I get to be in high school rather than middle school when I get back! yay...

-When you plan on listening to The Offspring for at least four hours every day durring your summer vacation :D

[Mr. Noodles]

I won't be able to do it till I'm eighteen. Just like I can't have below 12 gauge ear rings till then. Or get my nose pierced. Or get a tattoo. Man, life as a teenager sucks sometimes...

Oh well! At least I don't have school for another few months! HOORAY FOR SUMMER VACATION! :D Then I get to be in high school rather than middle school when I get back! yay...

-When you plan on listening to The Offspring for at least four hours every day durring your summer vacation :D
Are you already on Summer Vacation?
Mine doesn't start until June 9th.

[Bloodstains]

Are you already on Summer Vacation?
Mine doesn't start until June 9th.
Yeah. But you probably don't have to go back to school till September, correct? We start back school in August. EARLY August. That's why South Carolina sucks.

[Mr. Noodles]

Yeah. But you probably don't have to go back to school till September, correct? We start back school in August. EARLY August. That's why South Carolina sucks.
You're right. Not until September. I guess I'm kinda lucky.

[Bloodstains]

You're right. Not until September. I guess I'm kinda lucky.
Yeah... I'd prefer not getting back in school till September, even if that meant not getting out till June. My cousins in New York have that scheduale. Lucky them. That's exactly why I miss living there. Plus I'll bet The Offspring went to New York on tour a hell of alot more times than South Carolina!

[Mr. Noodles]

Yeah... I'd prefer not getting back in school till September, even if that meant not getting out till June. My cousins in New York have that scheduale. Lucky them. That's exactly why I miss living there. Plus I'll bet The Offspring went to New York on tour a hell of alot more times than South Carolina!
South Carolina must suck if they don't want to go there.

[Bloodstains]

South Carolina must suck if they don't want to go there.
I never heard of The Offspring being in SC. Nor has my brother, and he's been a fan for longer than I have. South Carolina does suck. You know that southern yahoo accent that George W. Bush has? Picture a whole STATE full of people who talk like that. :eek: It's scary. Horror movie material. I've been here since I was four, and luckily for me, I never picked up on it.

[Mr. Noodles]

I never heard of The Offspring being in SC. Nor has my brother, and he's been a fan for longer than I have. South Carolina does suck. You know that southern yahoo accent that George W. Bush has? Picture a whole STATE full of people who talk like that. :eek: It's scary. Horror movie material. I've been here since I was four, and luckily for me, I never picked up on it.
That's just . . . . . creepy.

[Bloodstains]

That's just . . . . . creepy.
It really is. And even scarier: 3/4 of the state actually LIKES Bush! :eek:

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you have a dream about them. A very creepy dream. I had a dream in which I was on my computer and all of a sudden, The Offspring appeared on the monitor and said they got sucked into the Internet and couldn't get out. I woke up when Greg suddenly yelled "BOO!" and I screamed. Very creepy and very weird.

[Bloodstains]

I had a dream they died and came back as zombies... probably a combination of too many zombie movies verses too much Offspring music. Noodles ended up getting beheaded and carrying around his head, and the rest got set on fire... I woke up at right around the part where someone pressed the big red button and New York City exploded and killed all the zombies, because they had all gathered in the Empire State building... strange dream. I woke up and had to get on the computer to make sure that The Offspring hadn't died :p ...

[Ninty Man]

When you are nearly not doing your homework for doing a parody of an Offspring song

[offspring_freak_3]

when you're in class and listen to the offspring durring it :p

[melkumel]

when you want to tatoo your girlfriend's name on your hand and you accidentally write the offspring. And you don't notice it until you show it to your girl and she leaves you

[Bloodstains]

when you're in class and listen to the offspring durring it :p
Guilty! I couldn't make it through school without my CD player and my Offspring CDs!

[offspring_freak_3]

when you want to tatoo your girlfriend's name on your hand and you accidentally write the offspring. And you don't notice it until you show it to your girl and she leaves you
hahahahahahahahaha sorry but i couldnt stop laughing. lol

[Emily_offspring_fan]

when you want to tatoo your girlfriend's name on your hand and you accidentally write the offspring. And you don't notice it until you show it to your girl and she leaves you
looool!!! :p did it really happen to you? lmao!

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you write this poem

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

[Bloodstains]

-When you write this poem

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785
That's beyond addicted. That's beyond obsession. There is not yet a word for it...

[Mr. Noodles]

That's beyond addicted. That's beyond obsession. There is not yet a word for it...
In love? Would that describe it?

[no_way]

In love? Would that describe it?

no, I don't think so... mentalism? (wait, does that word even exist?)

[Mr. Noodles]

no, I don't think so... mentalism? (wait, does that word even exist?)
Meantally insane? BTW, sometimes I feel that way about things/people. (Not that I'd write a poem about any of it.)

[no_way]

Mentally insane? BTW, sometimes I feel that way about things/people. (Not that I'd write a poem about any of it.)

yeah I know me too, not things, but people. Actually about only one person so far, but yeah, it's happened here too.

[Bloodstains]

yeah I know me too, not things, but people. Actually about only one person so far, but yeah, it's happened here too.
Same here, but, still, that poem was crazy. Clinicly insane was probably the word I was looking for.

[F@ BANKZ]

You listen to a song which was written by Dexter for and extra 3 hours after you should've gone to sleep to stop yourself reviveing an illness you just missed school for.

[leo3375]

You're willing to shell out $500 for stinky-ass sneakers on eBay beacause they were worn by—and signed by—Dexter.

[Bloodstains]

You're willing to shell out $500 for stinky-ass sneakers on eBay beacause they were worn by—and signed by—Dexter.
Well, if I had $500...

[Evka.pl]

You're willing to shell out $500 for stinky-ass sneakers on eBay beacause they were worn by—and signed by—Dexter.


-u're addicted when u're convinced that dexter's stinky-ass sneakers have the best smell u've ever smelled. :p

[Bloodstains]

-When you get very VERY pissed off because you can't access your Offspring fan page on Myspace because myspace is fucked up and it updated 50 thousand times a day!

GRRR! I wanna get on my Offspring page! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Stupid myspace...

[Ninty Man]

When you're trying to download every MP 3 you found about them

When you're trying make an Offspring parody:

If you could only read my mind

You'll know that I'm drooling for you

I know you look me only like a pal

But you're so hot that can't be denied

My one vice

Is you're sexy butt

Come over and shake that ass

I want you, In my legs

I want you dirty

Come on hit me

Shake it to me

I want you dirty, dirty dirty

[Evka.pl]

When you're trying to download every MP 3 you found about them

When you're trying make an Offspring parody:

If you could only read my mind

You'll know that I'm drooling for you

I know you look me only like a pal

But you're so hot that can't be denied

My one vice

Is you're sexy butt

Come over and shake that ass

I want you, In my legs

I want you dirty

Come on hit me

Shake it to me

I want you dirty, dirty dirty


:confused: i won't dare comment on that one....

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

- When you write on your RS exam the Christian are on a mission from god sounds kinda crazy but they like it alot.

- When you finish the exam early so you draw The Offspring's skull on the desk and get told off for graffitying over the desk.

[Fox J.]

when your english teacher asks you to write about your deepest fear... and you write the lyrics of gotta get away :P

[Bloodstains]

-When you wrote the lyrics to an Offspring song up your arm in permanent marker after a test at school because you were bored.

[Emily_offspring_fan]

- When you write on your RS exam the Christian are on a mission from god sounds kinda crazy but they like it alot.

LMAO! :p
(10 characteeeeeeerrssss)

[Ninty Man]

:confused: i won't dare comment on that one....


Don't do it.. seriously XD

[Evka.pl]

Don't do it.. seriously XD

or what? u gonna hit me>? XP

[Mr. Noodles]

When you're trying to download every MP 3 you found about them

When you're trying make an Offspring parody:

If you could only read my mind

You'll know that I'm drooling for you

I know you look me only like a pal

But you're so hot that can't be denied

My one vice

Is you're sexy butt

Come over and shake that ass

I want you, In my legs

I want you dirty

Come on hit me

Shake it to me

I want you dirty, dirty dirty
I've made a more perverted one! Chicks actually like mine :eek:
I need to keep writting the Courtney Sucks song!

[Ninty Man]

or what? u gonna hit me>? XP

NO, I will make a song about that dirty moments with you last night :P

Mr Noodles... TEACH ME

[Mr. Noodles]

Mr Noodles... TEACH ME
How would I do that? They just happened to like it, even after explaining what it was about. And explaining that it was about a chick, they still found it funny.

[Ninty Man]

How would I do that? They just happened to like it, even after explaining what it was about. And explaining that it was about a chick, they still found it funny.


MMM.. dammit

You're addicted

When it's 1:03 AM in Mexico, and you're in Offspring forums

[Mr. Noodles]

MMM.. dammit

You're addicted

When it's 1:03 AM in Mexico, and you're in Offspring forums
Actually, here right now it's 2:06AM.
Also, I had to find locations on the map and list the city names and their time zone during Geography class. You're online really early, so that means you're addicted too.
And don't be pissed off 'cuz chicks hate your songs and like mine. That never helps.

-When you come onto the forums at 2AM

-When you burn their CD(s) onto your X-box

[Ninty Man]

Actually, here right now it's 2:06AM.
Also, I had to find locations on the map and list the city names and their time zone during Geography class. You're online really early, so that means you're addicted too.
And don't be pissed off 'cuz chicks hate your songs and like mine. That never helps.

-When you come onto the forums at 2AM

-When you burn their CD(s) onto your X-box


When you play live, you hear Offspring albums

And don't worry, I'm not pissed

[Mr. Noodles]

When you play live, you hear Offspring albums

And don't worry, I'm not pissed
OK, never mind.

-When the songs play in your head when you try to sleep or think.
That happens to me all the time.

[Ninty Man]

OK, never mind.

-When the songs play in your head when you try to sleep or think.
That happens to me all the time.


When you fill your Ipod with every Offspring song you know

[Evka.pl]

NO, I will make a song about that dirty moments with you last night :P




ok ok, fair enough! u've won, i won't say a word...geeeez :rolleyes:

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

- When you set your little brother's furby on fire while singing Burn It Up

[Mr. Noodles]

- When you set your little brother's furby on fire while singing Burn It Up
I should try that some time. Or it will work with "Fire It Up" by Black Label Society.

[Ninty Man]

- When you set your little brother's furby on fire while singing Burn It Up


When you want To behead that girl... and then song gone away

[Ocupation: Offspring]

-When you make a copy of every CD the have in case you loose on or give it to a friend so you have a spare or a backup.

[Marco]

-When, if someone wants to know something about the Offspring, they ask just to you.

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you make a copy of every CD the have in case you loose on or give it to a friend so you have a spare or a backup.
I should actually try that. Thanks for the idea.

[Bloodstains]

-When, if someone wants to know something about the Offspring, they ask just to you.
When people get annoyed because you tell them about The Offspring without them wanting to know :D :D

[Marco]

When people get annoyed because you tell them about The Offspring without them wanting to know :D :D
SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[Evka.pl]

When people get annoyed because you tell them about The Offspring without them wanting to know :D :D


...and you're doing it constantly for over 10 years :D

[forcyn]

when people take away form you your guitar because you're playing only Offspring songs

[Mr. Noodles]

when people take away form you your guitar because you're playing only Offspring songs
That must suck.

-When you blast their songs at full volume!
That's what I'm doing right now!

[Evka.pl]

That must suck.

-When you blast their songs at full volume!
That's what I'm doing right now!

that's the reason why my parents want me to move out as soon as possible:D

[Bloodstains]

That must suck.

-When you blast their songs at full volume!
That's what I'm doing right now!
I do that quite often...

-When you planned on blasting Bad Habit over the school intercom on your last day of school. :D :D

-You got pissed off because someone turned you in at the last minute :(

It absolutely SUCKED when that happened!!!!!

[Evka.pl]

I do that quite often...

-When you planned on blasting Bad Habit over the school intercom on your last day of school. :D :D

-You got pissed off because someone turned you in at the last minute :(

It absolutely SUCKED when that happened!!!!!


oh man, that must have been bad....

at least u tried..it was a good idea though...

[forcyn]

when you're replying to this thread instead of writting application to high school

[Bloodstains]

oh man, that must have been bad....

at least u tried..it was a good idea though...
Oh well, I didn't get into trouble. It was the last day of school, tey couldn't suspend me :p Besides, it was funny enough when I played it on the Agriculture Teacher's stereo when he left the room :rolleyes: and I got caught at it and didn't get into trouble because me and two of my friends were the favorite students of that class :D

[Evka.pl]

u got lucky this time :)

[Bloodstains]

u got lucky this time :)
Yeah, this time :D
I'm smart, though. I plan all of my pranks for the end of the school years so I can't get suspended or get in trouble. And it always works. Except for this time. But oh well, there's always next year! :D

[Evka.pl]

Yeah, this time :D
I'm smart, though. I plan all of my pranks for the end of the school years so I can't get suspended or get in trouble. And it always works. Except for this time. But oh well, there's always next year! :D


you're an original prankster huh? maybe make a shitty sandwich 4 your teacher?:D

[Bloodstains]

you're an original prankster huh? maybe make a shitty sandwich 4 your teacher?:D
Naaaaah, not "original" enough. It was in an Offspring video. I prefer for my ideas to be as unique as possible.

[Mr. Noodles]

-When the person above your post wants this for a tatoo
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/305/offspring19ab9kg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Bloodstains]

-When the person above your post wants this for a tatoo
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/305/offspring19ab9kg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hey, wow, that's me! Haha... that would STILL be an awsome tattoo, though!!!!!!

[Mr. Noodles]

Hey, wow, that's me! Haha... that would STILL be an awsome tattoo, though!!!!!!
Did you ever get that Bad Habit shirt?

[Bloodstains]

Did you ever get that Bad Habit shirt?
Yeah, I'm wearing it right now, too :p I got it yesterday afternoon, my friend did order it like she said, but there was a mix-up in the order and she had to re-order it, it's too confusing to explain in depth, especially for me at the moment because I've had about five double shots of espresso and I'm hyper out of my mind and I have a very short attention span at the moment. So... yeah.

[Mr. Noodles]

Yeah, I'm wearing it right now, too :p I got it yesterday afternoon, my friend did order it like she said, but there was a mix-up in the order and she had to re-order it, it's too confusing to explain in depth, especially for me at the moment because I've had about five double shots of espresso and I'm hyper out of my mind and I have a very short attention span at the moment. So... yeah.
Cool. I was wearing mine (the one with the logo) yesterday. Right now, I'm still in my pajamas.

[Bloodstains]

Cool. I was wearing mine (the one with the logo) yesterday. Right now, I'm still in my pajamas.
Which logo? I have four Offspring shirts now and one's custom because I designed it myself and I'm the only one that has one like it. The other three came from online (that includes the Bad Habit shirt).

[Mr. Noodles]

Which logo? I have four Offspring shirts now and one's custom because I designed it myself and I'm the only one that has one like it. The other three came from online (that includes the Bad Habit shirt).
The C01 skull logo.

[Bloodstains]

The C01 skull logo.
Sweetness, I have one with the skull on it, seen here:

http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=125754

[Mr. Noodles]

Sweetness, I have one with the skull on it, seen here:

http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=125754
I have the grey one that says "The Offspring" but the O is replaced by the skull logo. It was the only one I could find. I want the silver or orange one that has the skull on it. The skull is big and covers most of it. "The Offspring" is directly above the skull.

[Bloodstains]

I have the grey one that says "The Offspring" but the O is replaced by the skull logo. It was the only one I could find. I want the silver or orange one that has the skull on it. The skull is big and covers most of it. "The Offspring" is directly above the skull.
Sweetness *wow, I use that word alot...* Where'd you find it at? I have to order most of mine online except the one at the link, that was actually at a Hot Topic store close by where I live, so I was lucky when I found it.

[Mr. Noodles]

Sweetness *wow, I use that word alot...* Where'd you find it at? I have to order most of mine online except the one at the link, that was actually at a Hot Topic store close by where I live, so I was lucky when I found it.
One day, I was just searching online for Offspring t-shirts and it was one of the best that I came across. I don't remember what website it was though. You might be able to find at the store at offspring.com
I haven't checked but I will in a second.

[Bloodstains]

One day, I was just searching online for Offspring t-shirts and it was one of the best that I came across. I don't remember what website it was though. You might be able to find at the store at offspring.com
I haven't checked but I will in a second.
It probably is on there, but the coffee I drank killed my memory, so I don't remeber whether or not it is :p I'm about to go check, I don't have much of anything better to do at the moment.

[Mr. Noodles]

It probably is on there, but the coffee I drank killed my memory, so I don't remeber whether or not it is :p I'm about to go check, I don't have much of anything better to do at the moment.
I found it
http://store.merch.com/offspring/prodinfo.asp?number=A30.01.JTX

[Bloodstains]

I didn't see it on there, but I found my next goal:

http://store.merch.com/images/a30.21.hun.jpg

I need to get that one now!... crap, it's only in XLarge... damn, now I have to find a different one...

[Bloodstains]

I found it
http://store.merch.com/offspring/prodinfo.asp?number=A30.01.JTX
Oh, that one. I didn't see that one, what page was it on? Meh, I can find it, never mind.

[Mr. Noodles]

I didn't see it on there, but I found my next goal:

http://store.merch.com/images/a30.21.hun.jpg

I need to get that one now!... crap, it's only in XLarge... damn, now I have to find a different one...
How many shirts do you have? I already know about the Bad Habit one.

[Bloodstains]

How many shirts do you have? I already know about the Bad Habit one.
Offspring shirts? Four, including the Bad Habit one, and one of them I custom made. Just shirts in general, I have absolutely no clue, and I don't wanna count them.

[Ninty Man]

I didn't see it on there, but I found my next goal:

http://store.merch.com/images/a30.21.hun.jpg

I need to get that one now!... crap, it's only in XLarge... damn, now I have to find a different one...


In Xlarge??? Well... I'm fat, then It will fit me... men..no money

[Bloodstains]

In Xlarge??? Well... I'm fat, then It will fit me... men..no money
I have enough money for it, but I wear small and medium in guys shirts, so that's the problem for me.

[Ninty Man]

I have enough money for it, but I wear small and medium in guys shirts, so that's the problem for me.


Give me the money, and I will show you a photo of me wearing the shirt.. it's a good deal :P

[Evka.pl]

that's sounds like a great bargain bloodstains. don't miss that chance :D

[Bloodstains]

that's sounds like a great bargain bloodstains. don't miss that chance :D
Suuuuuuuuurrrrre...

Actually, I should buy the shirt and hang it on my wall to help the spreading of my Offspring wall paper!!! :D

[Mr. Noodles]

-When your wallpaper (not desktop wallpaper, real wallpaper) is Offspring pictures.
Yep, I'm talking about Bloodstains.
How much of the wallpaper has been done so far?

[Bloodstains]

-When your wallpaper (not desktop wallpaper, real wallpaper) is Offspring pictures.
Yep, I'm talking about Bloodstains.
How much of the wallpaper has been done so far?
Not much, just about half of one of my walls. I haven't gotten around to printing out many photos. We've had to reboot this computer twice in the past WEEK. Luckily, I didn't loose anything... except the printer, which I don't know how to re-install. I tried to yesterday, but halfway through it came up with an error and started un-instaling... it sucked... I'm gonna try to fix it again sometime today and hopefully finish at least the one wall I've started before the end of this month.

[Mr. Noodles]

Not much, just about half of one of my walls. I haven't gotten around to printing out many photos. We've had to reboot this computer twice in the past WEEK. Luckily, I didn't loose anything... except the printer, which I don't know how to re-install. I tried to yesterday, but halfway through it came up with an error and started un-instaling... it sucked... I'm gonna try to fix it again sometime today and hopefully finish at least the one wall I've started before the end of this month.
I haven't used my printer in a whole year. I had to wipe out the computer last summer. Last time I used the printer, it got all the colors mixed up. (I was printing out an Offspring autograph saved on my computer.) At least with the mixed-up colors, it looked like it was done in negative art mode. I don't know where it is. :(

[Bloodstains]

I haven't used my printer in a whole year. I had to wipe out the computer last summer. Last time I used the printer, it got all the colors mixed up. (I was printing out an Offspring autograph saved on my computer.) At least with the mixed-up colors, it looked like it was done in negative art mode. I don't know where it is. :(
My printer works really good... when it's installed :rolleyes: This is my wall from about a month or two ago (I'm not quite sure when I took this pic):
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4394/mvc006f5iy.jpg

Haha, I can see my Dawn of the Dead poster!

[Mr. Noodles]

My printer works really good... when it's installed :rolleyes: This is my wall from about a month or two ago (I'm not quite sure when I took this pic):
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4394/mvc006f5iy.jpg

Haha, I can see my Dawn of the Dead poster!
Hey, look at that pic of Noodles (right under the 2nd pic)!
I used that as a birthday card a year ago!

[Bloodstains]

Hey, look at that pic of Noodles (right under the 2nd pic)!
I used that as a birthday card a year ago!
Sweetness *I NEED to stop using that word...*

Hey... the third down from the first two used to be the background pic on mine and one of my friend's myspace pages... wow, I can't believe I remembered that...

[Mr. Noodles]

-When your avatar is taken from a shirt that Noodles wears.
I just noticed what your avatar is.

[Bloodstains]

-When your avatar is taken from a shirt that Noodles wears.
I just noticed what your avatar is.
I wanted to put this one as my avatar:
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5907/378576vw.gif
But it was too big and I didn't know how to resize it so it still kept the animation.

[Mr. Noodles]

I wanted to put this one as my avatar:
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5907/378576vw.gif
But it was too big and I didn't know how to resize it so it still kept the animation.
I hate the limitations of the avatar sizes! 80X80 is just way too small. Why not at least 80X100? That way, you could just use imageshack.us to automatically re-size a pic for avatar size.

[Bloodstains]

I hate the limitations of the avatar sizes! 80X80 is just way too small. Why not at least 80X100? That way, you could just use imageshack.us to automatically re-size a pic for avatar size.
Yeah, it really sucks... I vote for a not-so-restrainful avatar size!

[Mr. Noodles]

Yeah, it really sucks... I vote for a not-so-restrainful avatar size!
Me too .

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you hate Bush just like Noodles.
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5907/378576vw.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9117/395109fx.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4489/383987tn.gif (http://imageshack.us)
I just had to bring those pics up! They're funny!

[Bloodstains]

-When you hate Bush just like Noodles.
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/5907/378576vw.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9117/395109fx.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4489/383987tn.gif (http://imageshack.us)
I just had to bring those pics up! They're funny!

WOOT! I posted all those in the "Post Every Pics" thread. I hate Bush! Yay! Wait, no, not yay, Bush sucks too much to be "Yay!"ed for for anything!

[Mr. Noodles]

WOOT! I posted all those in the "Post Every Pics" thread. I hate Bush! Yay! Wait, no, not yay, Bush sucks too much to be "Yay!"ed for for anything!
Yeah, I know. That's where I found them. My fav is the first one (the spidey sense one).

[Bloodstains]

Yeah, I know. That's where I found them. My fav is the first one (the spidey sense one).
More:
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[Mr. Noodles]

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Ha, the fourth one is one of the best!
About the third one... I actually had to write about the outlawing of Christianity in the Holy Roman Empire for Geography a few months ago.

[Bloodstains]

Ha, the fourth one is one of the best!
About the third one... I actually had to write about the outlawing of Christianity in the Holy Roman Empire for Geography a few months ago.
That sounds... a bit boring. The most of anything I ever had to do on Rome was a report on the Roman/Greek Gods and Goddesses, which was actually fairly interesting. And the fourth one amuses me, I tried to resize in on paint to put it on here, but it made the words all blurry...

[Bloodstains]

-When you're still wearing your Offspring shirt that you were wearing yesterday :rolleyes:
It's my new favorite shirt 'cause my brother's mother-in-law hates it, and I hate her, so it keeps her away from me :D

[Marco]

-When you're still wearing your Offspring shirt that you were wearing yesterday :rolleyes:
It's my new favorite shirt 'cause my brother's mother-in-law hates it, and I hate her, so it keeps her away from me :D
Same here!!! lol :D

[Bloodstains]

-When you know Dexter Holland's shoe size and where he is at this exact moment and his wife's name and when he got married and his daughter's name and how old she is and and his height and where he was born and where he went to school and what town he grew up in and where he lives no and his grades from middle school through college and *rambles on aimlessly*

Okay, sorry about that, I'm bored.

[Fox J.]

-When you know Dexter Holland's shoe size

When you win an e-Bay auction of his autographed tennis shoes to know this :p

[Bloodstains]

When you win an e-Bay auction of his autographed tennis shoes to know this :p
But I knew it before the auction even came up :D

[-- Amazed --]

LMAO...thats the best one yet... oh and kicking/plane landing :P :D

Hey! The Offspring and Green Day are my 2 favorite bands!!

[no_way]

Hey! The Offspring and Green Day are my 2 favorite bands!!

congratulations!.....

[Bloodstains]

-When you haven't listened to The Offspring in a while you tend to burst out singing any part of any of their songs at any given moment.

[SkunkIt]

-When you know what high school Dexter went to, what food he hates, when his birthday is, etc.

- When you print out a picture of dexter to prove to your brother he isn't even remotely ugly, and then fold that picture and hide it in a box for years, right after keeping it under your pillow for a few days....what?

- When you draw Noodles on your math folder

- when almost all of your notebooks say, "The Offspring" in them or have a flaming skull.

- When you attempt to carve out the flaming skull for Halloween

-When you write a poem about Dexter's man boobs and having 100 posters of him on your wall (COG, I think)

[Bloodstains]

-When you know what high school Dexter went to, what food he hates, when his birthday is, etc.

- When you print out a picture of dexter to prove to your brother he isn't even remotely ugly, and then fold that picture and hide it in a box for years, right after keeping it under your pillow for a few days....what?

- When you draw Noodles on your math folder

- when almost all of your notebooks say, "The Offspring" in them or have a flaming skull.

- When you attempt to carve out the flaming skull for Halloween

-When you write a poem about Dexter's man boobs and having 100 posters of him on your wall (COG, I think)
All of those except for half of the second one and a bit of the last one qualify for me. I do have a 10 pics of the band on my wall, but that's it for the last one. And my brother actually likes The Offspring, so I don't gotta prove anything, but that hasn't stopped me from printing out pics of the band...

[Emily_offspring_fan]

-When you write a poem about Dexter's man boobs and having 100 posters of him on your wall (COG, I think)
That poem, lol. That poem has passed at the history of the BBS, it's famous here, it's named continuosly. Lol, that girl dexterisMYman must be really obsessed.

[Bloodstains]

That poem, lol. That poem has passed at the history of the BBS, it's famous here, it's named continuosly. Lol, that girl dexterisMYman must be really obsessed.
Beyond obsessed. I'm obsessed (yes, I admit! I actually freaked someone out by that today...), she just... that poem *shudders in fear* that's not obsessed, that's... stalker, maybe?

[Ninty Man]

When you've listen to ALL offspring discography on your Xbox while playing Live, again.

[Bloodstains]

-When you're about positive that you have every Offspring song downloaded. Ever. In existance.
-When you have memorized the tracklistings of every CD, in order, and you know the exact day that each of them came ou WITHOUT looking it up.

[Bloodstains]

-When you read all of the you might be addicteds and you keep nodding and thinking "Yeah... definitely... crap, that qualifies for me too..."
-When you post up really ridiculous reasons for addiction to The Offspring in this thread.
-Those really ridiculous reasons qualify to you and nobody else :rolleyes:

[Evka.pl]

when u wish offspring to play on your prom ball

(2late...they didn't come, but maybe they'll play on my wedding:D)

[Bloodstains]

when u wish offspring to play on your prom ball

(2late...they didn't come, but maybe they'll play on my wedding:D)
That would rock! I'm not gonna go to my prom, though, so that would suck if they played at my senior prom because I wouldn't be there... If I do go, I'll be going in a T-shirt and blue jeans. If they stop me, I'll throw a party on the school football field in protest of the fancy dress requirements of the prom! :D heh heh heh...

[idiocyisavirtue]

-When you've brainwashed your kid brother so much that the offspring are his invisible friends.

-A teacher becomes your favourite teacher when you find out they like The Offspring

[Bloodstains]

-When you've brainwashed your kid brother so much that the offspring are his invisible friends.

-A teacher becomes your favourite teacher when you find out they like The Offspring
I have two teachers that like The Offspring AND Nirvana!!!! YAY! That rocks.
:eek: Did you really do that to your brother? That's funny! My brother's 21, the only time I could convince him of anything like that is when he gets drunk :p and, believe me, I have. I talked him into believing that The Offspring hated him on New Years Eve when he got drunk, it was amusing.

[wickedsparkle]

-when 'burn it up ' and 'lapd' are on a playlist to help you relax

-when your talking about this thread to someone who is obessed with the offspring (laurie im looking at you here) on msn.

[idiocyisavirtue]

Yeah. He knows words to most offspring songs and once he said that when he grows up he wants to be Dexter. :D

[idiocyisavirtue]

-when your talking about this thread to someone who is obessed with the offspring (laurie im looking at you here) on msn.

lmao :cool:

[wickedsparkle]

- when your role play convosation things over msn contain the offspring and other bands, like green day (sorry but i like 'em, kill me if you want)
which end up with the mental image of dexter wearing a lepoard print corset
- when asked to use pictures to introduce new words of a forein language, you use the offspring (spainish and german!)
- you have so many in-jokes with you friends about them that you can't go through an hour without laughing at them and people staring at you

Laurie: STAPLES!

[Bloodstains]

Simple one:
-When you post in this thread :p

[wickedsparkle]

Simple one:
-When you post in this thread :p
totally!, though i think that's been said

[idiocyisavirtue]

-When everyone assumes that whatever you're talking about is about the offspring (to be fair it normally is)

Sparkie: hahahahahahaa

[wickedsparkle]

-when you can make links to the offspring from the most random thing said, using very obscure links.

- also wanting to phone gregs brother up so he can vaporise you down the phone

[Bloodstains]

-When you're getting an Offspring tattoo illegally.
-This week.
-In two days.
-You don't care it's illegal, you just want an Offspring tattoo.
:D :D haha... I get to have an Offspring tattoo before I turn 18 :p

[idiocyisavirtue]

-When you can't sleep without at least one picture of the Offspring in your room

[Bloodstains]

-When you can't sleep without at least one picture of the Offspring your room
-When you can't sleep without at least 50 pics of The Offspring in your room :rolleyes:

[wickedsparkle]

-when you thought an offspring poster would come alive, and had many sick ideas what to do if it did.

[idiocyisavirtue]

-When you can't sleep without at least 50 pics of The Offspring in your room :rolleyes:

Ha ha. I've just changed rooms and I miss my big Offspring poster :(

[Bloodstains]

Ha ha. I've just changed rooms and I miss my big Offspring poster :(
I don't have a big Offspring poster, but the wall over my bed is being taken over by 8"x10" and smaller Offspring photos! lol. I WANT an Offspring poster... but I'm currently happy with my Pirate flag, so I'm good.

[idiocyisavirtue]

I have a giant poster that's hiding behind the tv in the living room because I can't find anywhere to put it on my wall. I keep thinking that it will set on fire when we turn the tv on.

Anyhoo night night :p

[Bloodstains]

I have a giant poster that's hiding behind the tv in the living room because I can't find anywhere to put it on my wall. I keep thinking that it will set on fire when we turn the tv on.

Haha, the only way anything in my room'll get set on fire is if I set it on fire... which is why I have to fire-proof alot of my stuff :rolleyes:

[Bloodstains]

-When the Offspring.com forums are where you go when you're bored.

-When you're constantly checking Offspring.com for updates.

[Bloodstains]

-When the only thing that got you to stop listening to Nirvana just now was The Offspring.

-Now you can't stop listening to The Offspring.

Today's just not working out for me :(

[Bloodstains]

- When you want The Offspring to update their fucking home page so that your day will have at least one good point to it...

[Mr. Noodles]

-When the Offspring.com forums are where you go when you're bored.

-When you're constantly checking Offspring.com for updates.
I do that ALL THE TIME!
I'm listening to Americana and Bad Habit at the same time! You gotta try this! IT'S SO FUCKING COOL! THEY SOUND PERFECT TOGETHER! :eek:

[Bloodstains]

I do that ALL THE TIME!
I'm listening to Americana and Bad Habit at the same time! You gotta try this! IT'S SO FUCKING COOL! THEY SOUND PERFECT TOGETHER! :eek:
lmao, that's great. How do you listen to both at once? My computer's a piece of shit and it doesn't seem to want to let me do that.

DAMMIT! :mad: :mad: Stupid shitty computer...

*Sorry, I'm not having the best day...*

[Mr. Noodles]

lmao, that's great. How do you listen to both at once? My computer's a piece of shit and it doesn't seem to want to let me do that.

DAMMIT! :mad: :mad: Stupid shitty computer...

*Sorry, I'm not having the best day...*
I accidentally clicked on both of them and it played both of them at the same time.
It sounds great and it went like: "I got a bad habit; my dream has come true!"
"Sorry, I just work here but I wanna fuck it; drivers are rude, such attitudes, I went out and shows my piece, complaints cease, somethings odd, I feel like I'm God, you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker."
"When I go driving, I stay in my lane; well let me tell you about my dream, it's a place."
"Open the glove box, reach inside, gonna wreck this fucker's ride; whoa, whoa!"
It's so cool. I'm doing it AGAIN!

[Mr. Noodles]

Now I'm listening to "Self Esteem" and "Session" at the same time.

[Bloodstains]

I accidentally clicked on both of them and it played both of them at the same time.
It sounds great and it went like: "I got a bad habit; my dream has come true!"
"Sorry, I just work here but I wanna fuck it; drivers are rude, such attitudes, I went out and shows my piece, complaints cease, somethings odd, I feel like I'm God, you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker."
"When I go driving, I stay in my lane; well let me tell you about my dream, it's a place."
"Open the glove box, reach inside, gonna wreck this fucker's ride; whoa, whoa!"
It's so cool. I'm doing it AGAIN!
Yeah, my computer just puts both on a playlist, it doesn't do that. I hate new computers... I hate old computers too... shiiiiiiitttttt today sucks... oh, the hell with it, life just sucks...

[Mr. Noodles]

Yeah, my computer just puts both on a playlist, it doesn't do that. I hate new computers... I hate old computers too... shiiiiiiitttttt today sucks... oh, the hell with it, life just sucks...
Try using Limewire. When you click on two songs and play them at once, it will play one in the media player and the other using Limewire's listening program.

[Bloodstains]

Try using Limewire. When you click on two songs and play them at once, it will play one in the media player and the other using Limewire's listening program.
I don't have Limewire. I have Bearshare. And it keeps downloading Spyware into the computer but my mom won't get rid of it, she thinks it's my fault the computer's messed up because of the sites I go on because my last computer crashed, but it was old and the harddrive went. And she doesn't trust Limewire because it's messing up my brother's computer sooooooooooooooo that sucks. I need to get Limewire...

[Mr. Noodles]

Now, I'm doing it with Amazed and Dirty Magic.

[Bloodstains]

Now, I'm doing it with Amazed and Dirty Magic.
Would it work with more than two songs?

[Mr. Noodles]

Would it work with more than two songs?
I just tried! It doesn't work! Damn! :mad:
Now I'm doing it with "Me And My Old Lady" and "Spare Me The Details".

[Bloodstains]

That figures. I'm getting offline now. Really bad headache...

[Bloodstains]

-When you're getting an Offspring tatoo TOMARROW!!!!!!
yay! :D :D :D :D

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you're getting an Offspring tatoo TOMARROW!!!!!!
yay! :D :D :D :D
One more day! Did you finally decide what you wanted?

[Bloodstains]

One more day! Did you finally decide what you wanted?
I think so:
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But with the whole thing filled in with black, not just as the outline.

[skiddles824]

-when you write down the offspring on the board as homework

[Mr. Noodles]

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/7403/skull7xh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sweet, that looks cool. Did you make it yourself?

[Bloodstains]

Sweet, that looks cool. Did you make it yourself?
Nah, I found it randomly looking through google I think... I'm not sure, though, I could have found it somewhere else. I just thought it was really cool :p I'm not completely sure. I'm still thinking about getting a tattoo of the Punisher skull...

[Mr. Noodles]

Nah, I found it randomly looking through google I think... I'm not sure, though, I could have found it somewhere else. I just thought it was really cool :p I'm not completely sure. I'm still thinking about getting a tattoo of the Punisher skull...
Noodles would be proud if you got the Punisher skull. Imagine showing it to him during/after a concert. If I had to choose between the two, I couldn't. Too hard for me!

[Bloodstains]

Noodles would be proud if you got the Punisher skull. Imagine showing it to him during/after a concert. If I had to choose between the two, I couldn't. Too hard for me!
I have a Henna tattoo of the Punisher skull on my wrist that I did myself. It's supposed to last for a few months, I think. It's awsome, too! I also have a wrist band with the Punisher skull and I drew it on my hand with a sharpie marker, too.
And feel lucky you don't have to choose, I only have today left to decide! GRRR :confused: confused...

Haha, I just found the greatest website ever! http://www.subservientchicken.com/
It has a giant chicken and it takes commands! I just told it to punch itself in the face and it did! YAY!

[skiddles824]

i told him to listen to the offspring...........he started to dance in circles.....

[Bloodstains]

i told him to listen to the offspring...........he started to dance in circles.....
Maybe he heard music :p ! I told him to die and he had a dramatic heart attack :p then got back up :eek: ! It's the invincible chicken!!!! wow...

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

I told him to jump off a cliff but he just jumped (not off a cliff) and then I told him to go to sleep so he went to sleep for a few seconds and woke up again

Your addicted to The Offspring when you tell a giant chicken to sing an Offspring song. :D

[Bloodstains]

I told him to jump off a cliff but he just jumped (not off a cliff) and then I told him to go to sleep so he went to sleep for a few seconds and woke up again

Your addicted to The Offspring when you tell a giant chicken to sing an Offspring song. :D
That must mean I'm addicted... I've already done that :p It didn't work...
I told him to fly, too. He tried very hard to fly, but didn't succeed. HA! I just told him to fall over and he listened! :D Giant chickens are amusing now.

[Emily_offspring_fan]

I told him to tell Offspring that I love them and he started to cry pathetically into the sofa.

[Bloodstains]

I told him to tell Offspring that I love them and he started to cry pathetically into the sofa.
I typed in "The Offspring is cooler than you" and it started attacking the sofa. Maybe The Offspring is somehow connected with the sofa...?

[skiddles824]

i told him "kill burger king" and he gave me thumbs up. is this for chicken crulty or something???

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

I asked him if he likes The Offspring and he started eating his wing

[Bloodstains]

i told him "kill burger king" and he gave me thumbs up. is this for chicken crulty or something???
No, it's actually a promotion of Burger King :eek: Maybe the chicken is starting a rebellion!

[Bloodstains]

I asked him if he likes The Offspring and he started eating his wing
It did that when I told him to eat more chicken, too. I wanna know if the chicken likes The Offspring! I'll think of something...

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

It did that when I told him to eat more chicken, too. I wanna know if the chicken likes The Offspring! I'll think of something...
It's probably wondering why so many people are asking about The Offspring

[Bloodstains]

I typed in "The Offspring rocks" and the chicken jumped in front of the camera and did a rock on sign with it's hand!!!!!!!! WOOT! I found a chicken that thinks The Offspring rocks!

[Offspring rox]

I think I'm kinda too obsessed with the Offspring. I quoted them several times in my valedictorian address AND played Can't Repeat to back up my message even though it wasn't our class song.

[Bloodstains]

I think I'm kinda too obsessed with the Offspring. I quoted them several times in my valedictorian address AND played Can't Repeat to back up my message even though it wasn't our class song.
I know i'm obsessed. I played Bad Habit in my Agriculture class to tick off the teacher :p It was amusing....

And I'm happy because I just found a giant chicken that thinks The Offspring rocks :eek: ! WOW! I'm amazed now.

[Ocupation: Offspring]

I should actually try that. Thanks for the idea.
Ok yeah this was a couple days ago but w/e no-prob anytime
-When you have like 5 Offspring.com names but they all have been locked up or you become Junior member for having too many posts and threds!

[Bloodstains]

-When you've been listening to The Offspring since 3:00p.m. and now it's 5:26.

-When you ripped all of the music off of your Offspring CDs onto your computer and made a playlist out of all of those songs and all of the ones you've downloaded.

[Bloodstains]

-When you've been on this site almost all day because it's the only thing that keeps you from dying of extreme boredom.

-You've listened to The Offspring's songs so many times that when you finally shut off the music completly, you start to wonder where the voices went off to.

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you have an Offspring-related user name.

[Bloodstains]

-When you've listened to "Kill The President so many times that you've decided to pull your senior motto (for your yearbook in your last year of high school) from that song.

[Bloodstains]

-When you have an Offspring-related user name.
Mine's an Agent Orange/Offspring username, b/c Agent Orange originally did the song Bloodstains. I like The Offspring's version better, though...

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

- When you win a fight with your brother over who knows more about The Offspring

[Bloodstains]

- When you win a fight with your brother over who knows more about The Offspring
I did that. I just made him take the Offsring quiz I made on quizilla. He didn't get a good score, and he was pissed off. I laughed :p

[Mr. Noodles]

Mine's an Agent Orange/Offspring username, b/c Agent Orange originally did the song Bloodstains. I like The Offspring's version better, though...
Yeah, I know. I was talking about myself and Ocupation: Offspring.
-When you listen to "Americana" and "Bad Habit" simaltaneously... AGAIN!
I can't stop doing it! It's that good!

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

I did that. I just made him take the Offsring quiz I made on quizilla. He didn't get a good score, and he was pissed off. I laughed :p
My brother was going on about The Offspring and how great Dexter (he's obsessed with Dexter) is but he's only heard the songs that are on their albums and he got really pissed off when I started going on about Dexter's shoe size and Noodles' cats name.

[Bloodstains]

-When the only thing that's keeping you from losing your mind today is listening to The Offspring.

[Bloodstains]

-You got bored and counted all Offspring related files on your computer.
Yeah... there's well over a thousand so far :p and I'm not even half way done!

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you listen to Tehran and TKAA at the same time!

[Bloodstains]

My brother was going on about The Offspring and how great Dexter (he's obsessed with Dexter) is but he's only heard the songs that are on their albums and he got really pissed off when I started going on about Dexter's shoe size and Noodles' cats name.
11 and Woody! :D I'm smart...

My brother's been a fan of The Offspring ALOT longer than I have (seeing as he's 21 and has been listening to them since Ignition came out), but I still know more than him :D

[Bloodstains]

-When you're very amused that there's a giant chicken that likes The Offspring.
:D I'm still laughing about it...

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

11 and Woody! :D I'm smart...

My brother's been a fan of The Offspring ALOT longer than I have (seeing as he's 21 and has been listening to them since Ignition came out), but I still know more than him :D
same here I remember hearing The Offspring when I was about 4 because my brother was listening to them.

[Bloodstains]

same here I remember hearing The Offspring when I was about 4 because my brother was listening to them.
Yep. I didn't hear them until after Smash b/c I was only born like... 5 months after Ignition came out. The first time I can remember hearing them would have been around '95 when I was 3, but I can't remember anything at all before that. I'm lucky I remember that, I usually have around a five minute memory span.

[Bloodstains]

-When you spend two hours (two FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT hours) making an Offspring html mp3 player for one of your Offspring pages and you get very VERY pissed off because only ONE song worked! :eek: :mad:

[Mr. Noodles]

-When you spend two hours (two FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT hours) making an Offspring html mp3 player for one of your Offspring pages and you get very VERY pissed off because only ONE song worked! :eek: :mad:
That sucks. :mad:
-When you listen to Lightning Rod and Long Way Home simaltaneously. I love doing this!

[Bloodstains]

That sucks. :mad:
-When you listen to Lightning Rod and Long Way Home simaltaneously. I love doing this!
haha:
-When you listen to two Offspring songs at once constantly because it's just that awsome :p
And, yes, it did suck. html is a pain in the ass, I give up with making music players now.

[Mr. Noodles]

haha:
-When you listen to two Offspring songs at once constantly.
:p
And, yes, it did suck. html is a pain in the ass, I give up with making music players now.
Did you know you could change "Senior member" into a custom title? What should I change mine too?

[Bloodstains]

Did you know you could change "Senior member" into a custom title? What should I change mine too?
How do you do that???
EDIT: nevermind, I figured it out :D I'll have to change mine tomarrow, I can't thinl of anything right now.

[Mr. Noodles]

How do you do that???
Go to User CP, go to "edit profile". There will be a bar where you can enter text. Pay attention and locate it. It will have information above the bar explaining some stuff, like your current title (Senior member). I thought of making mine "Not the real Noodles" cuz one day someone thought I was really Noodles.
EDIT: I just noticed your edited post.

[Bloodstains]

Go to User CP, go to "edit profile". There will be a bar where you can enter text. Pay attention and locate it. It will have information above the bar explaining some stuff, like your current title (Senior member). I thought of making mine "Not the real Noodles" cuz one day someone thought I was really Noodles.
EDIT: I just noticed your edited post.
Haha, that's great :p I should be stupid and change mine to "(insert new title here)"

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

- When you get pissed off with spammers who pretend they're working with The Offspring like Fatboy Samsam

- When everytime you hear a plane fly over you, you look up to see if it's Anarchy Airlines.

[Bloodstains]

-When you're really REALLY pissed off because the person you were supposed to get an Offspring tattoo from didn't show up like she fucking said she was going to!

[idiocyisavirtue]

-When you and your friend walk backwards for a mile singing offspring songs in P.E. (it was some sponsored thing)

[Bloodstains]

-When you and your friend walk backwards for a mile singing offspring songs in P.E. (it was some sponsored thing)
Haha, that musta been fun! Me and one of my friends got bored once and decided it would be fun to wander around town yelling the chorus to "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" and "Original Prankster" at the top of our lungs :D People started throwing stuff at us at one point... seeing as it was about 6:00 in the morning.

[idiocyisavirtue]

Ha ha. People we're singing along with us and started requesting songs. :D

[Bloodstains]

Ha ha. People we're singing along with us and started requesting songs. :D
That really must've been fun :p
The most requests we got was "It's six o' clock in the MORNING, shut the FUCK UP!" And it wasn't really a request, it was more of a command...

[idiocyisavirtue]

That really must've been fun :p
The most requests we got was "It's six o' clock in the MORNING, shut the FUCK UP!" And it wasn't really a request, it was more of a command...

hehe. It was fun singing da hui, especially in front of the teachers :p

[Bloodstains]

hehe. It was fun singing da hui, especially in front of the teachers :p
HA, that's great!!! I need to do that next year in gym class... seeing as I have it the whole year and there won't be much of anything better to do.

[idiocyisavirtue]

HA, that's great!!! I need to do that next year in gym class... seeing as I have it the whole year and there won't be much of anything better to do.

Ugh, gym class is boring. Except for kicking teachers when you try to do handstands.

[Bloodstains]

Ugh, gym class is boring. Except for kicking teachers when you try to do handstands.
I can't even remotely do a handstand. heh, "accidently" throwing a basketball/baseball/ect at one of the teachers :rolleyes:

[Mr. Noodles]

HA, that's great!!! I need to do that next year in gym class... seeing as I have it the whole year and there won't be much of anything better to do.
I just noticed you changed your title to "Freak on a Leash". Should I change mine to "Not really Noodles", to avoid confusing people?

[Bloodstains]

I just noticed you changed your title to "Freak on a Leash". Should I change mine to "Not really Noodles", to avoid confusing people?
I dunno. I've been changing mine back and forth to try to confuse people on purpose, but it hasn't worked yet...

[Mr. Noodles]

I dunno. I've been changing mine back and forth to try to confuse people on purpose, but it hasn't worked yet...
On an unrelated note, I got this video from my friend via e-mail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVyoV7dwow&search=airsoft%20

[idiocyisavirtue]

I can't even remotely do a handstand. heh, "accidently" throwing a basketball/baseball/ect at one of the teachers :rolleyes:

Ha ha ha. I like mocking one really cocky teacher who thinks he's god's gift to rugby, like how he says that none of us can catch so I hit the ball and it goes right through his legs.

[Emily_offspring_fan]

I put Mommy's Little Monster (Social Distortion's song). I love it.

[Bloodstains]

I put Mommy's Little Monster (Social Distortion's song). I love it.
Me too! I have a live version of it and that's it, but it still rocks.

[Bloodstains]

On an unrelated note, I got this video from my friend via e-mail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVyoV7dwow&search=airsoft%20
That's amusing! That reminded me of my brother and his friend Bobo when they got bored and decided to shoot each other with cap guns :p

[Bloodstains]

Ha ha ha. I like mocking one really cocky teacher who thinks he's god's gift to rugby, like how he says that none of us can catch so I hit the ball and it goes right through his legs.
Our gym teachers just don't pay attention to what we're doing, so me and my friends'll be playing basketball and we'll get bored and throw the basketball at the coaches and go "sorry! bounced off the rim!", and we'll do it about ten times before they even start to get suspicious :p

[idiocyisavirtue]

Our gym teachers just don't pay attention to what we're doing, so me and my friends'll be playing basketball and we'll get bored and throw the basketball at the coaches and go "sorry! bounced off the rim!", and we'll do it about ten times before they even start to get suspicious :p

Cool. Last year we could throw anything at our ICT teacher and he wouldn't even notice. That guy really can't teach.

[Bloodstains]

Cool. Last year we could throw anything at our ICT teacher and he wouldn't even notice. That guy really can't teach.
Nice, there's alot of teachers like that at our school too.
We always have more than one gym teacher in our class because of how likely the kids in our classes are to get into fights. We actually watched a few kids get arrested last year for bringing knives into a fight DURRING gym class, it was great. But nobody got stabbed, so it wasn't very interesting...

[idiocyisavirtue]

Awesome! Nothing interesting ever happens in my class. Only people yelling at each other but that's just annoying 'coz they never stop.

[skiddles824]

Nice, there's alot of teachers like that at our school too.
We always have more than one gym teacher in our class because of how likely the kids in our classes are to get into fights. We actually watched a few kids get arrested last year for bringing knives into a fight DURRING gym class, it was great. But nobody got stabbed, so it wasn't very interesting...
sometimes i get into fights in gym because people try and show off, think there so cool and just plain piss me off

[Bloodstains]

Awesome! Nothing interesting ever happens in my class. Only people yelling at each other but that's just annoying 'coz they never stop.
We have fights in a ton of our classes at school. There was one in the agriculture class once in the tool shed, and there's actually chainsaws and stuff in there. The fight got broken up though. Nobody's actually ever been critially wounded, but it has come close to it before.
And it starts out early, too: there was a kid in a Kidnergarden class in the elementary school in our town to bring a hand gun to school and pull it out in the middle of class. Our schools're just crazy...

[Evka.pl]

Nice, there's alot of teachers like that at our school too.
We always have more than one gym teacher in our class because of how likely the kids in our classes are to get into fights. We actually watched a few kids get arrested last year for bringing knives into a fight DURRING gym class, it was great. But nobody got stabbed, so it wasn't very interesting...


u think your gym classes were boring because nobody had got stabbed??? :eek:

shocked....

[idiocyisavirtue]

We have fights in a ton of our classes at school. There was one in the agriculture class once in the tool shed, and there's actually chainsaws and stuff in there. The fight got broken up though. Nobody's actually ever been critially wounded, but it has come close to it before.
And it starts out early, too: there was a kid in a Kidnergarden class in the elementary school in our town to bring a hand gun to school and pull it out in the middle of class. Our schools're just crazy...

Lmao, my school is really boring. The most violence I've ever seen at school was when a kid threw a chair at someone but they missed anyway. But apparantly someone set some girl's hair on fire and I missed it :(

[Bloodstains]

u think your gym classes were boring because nobody had got stabbed??? :eek:

shocked....
Oh, I admit it's not boring. It just would've been cool if that'd happened. I wouldn't normally say that, but I wouldn't have minded if one particular person that had been in the fight had died of blood loss after being stabbed in the face...

[Bloodstains]

Lmao, my school is really boring. The most violence I've ever seen at school was when a kid threw a chair at someone but they missed anyway. But apparantly someone set some girl's hair on fire and I missed it :(
My school is filled with juvinile delinquents. I swear, more kids get sent off to correctional centers than the amount of people that actually stay at the school. Nothing involving fire has happened yet, but if me and a few of my friends carry out one of our plans, then one of the science labs is gonna go up in flames in our senior year :rolleyes:

[idiocyisavirtue]

Well good look with that lol

[skiddles824]

my school has loads of fights and sometimes im in them(im usually the victum:( )and one time someone threw a lock at there face and missed went though a window and hit a teacher!!!!(but not my math teacher:()

[Bloodstains]

Well good look with that lol
Yeah, definitely, lmao. We've got it planned out for the most part, though. There's highly flammable gasses in vapor rather than liquid form held in tanks in the science lab, used in experimentation. All we'd need would be a lighter or a couple of matches and BOOM! HAHA! We still have four years left to sophisticate our plan a bit more, and we'll be smarter by our senior year, so we should be alright by then.

[Evka.pl]

Oh, I admit it's not boring. It just would've been cool if that'd happened. I wouldn't normally say that, but I wouldn't have minded if one particular person that had been in the fight had died of blood loss after being stabbed in the face...


what?? i can't belive that....

u guys r like 'my school would be waaay more interesting if sb got killed'.

things like that happen a lot...sorry to spoil the fun but it's nothing to be particulary happy about... :rolleyes:

[idiocyisavirtue]

Yeah, definitely, lmao. We've got it planned out for the most part, though. There's highly flammable gasses in vapor rather than liquid form held in tanks in the science lab, used in experimentation. All we'd need would be a lighter or a couple of matches and BOOM! HAHA! We still have four years left to sophisticate our plan a bit more, and we'll be smarter by our senior year, so we should be alright by then.

All I know is that francium and water makes a big explosion but francium is very rare. They should make francium sinks to give to your enemies :D

[idiocyisavirtue]

what?? i can't belive that....

u guys r like 'my school would be waaay more interesting if sb got killed'.

things like that happen a lot...sorry to spoil the fun but it's nothing to be particulary happy about... :rolleyes:

I'm just joking btw. It would freak me out. I got freaked out when someone got knocked over near my school.

[Bloodstains]

what?? i can't belive that....

u guys r like 'my school would be waaay more interesting if sb got killed'.

things like that happen a lot...sorry to spoil the fun but it's nothing to be particulary happy about... :rolleyes:
No, it's not that it would be interesting, I just absolutey HATE one of the people that was in the fight and I wouldn't have minded them dying in the least bit. In fact, I might have celebrated.

[Bloodstains]

All I know is that francium and water makes a big explosion but francium is very rare. They should make francium sinks to give to your enemies :D
Oh, that would be so great, lmao. I don't need that, though. I know how to make a lightbulb explode by someone turning on the light, and I'm okay with that method of destrution.

[Evka.pl]

No, it's not that it would be interesting, I just absolutey HATE one of the people that was in the fight and I wouldn't have minded them dying in the least bit. In fact, I might have celebrated.

oh ok so u just wish sb u hate to die...oh alright, that makes u way more mature :P ;)

[idiocyisavirtue]

Oh, that would be so great, lmao. I don't need that, though. I know how to make a lightbulb explode by someone turning on the light, and I'm okay with that method of destrution.

Well I suppose that would be easier to do than find a rare element that is radioactive and make a sink out of it.

[Bloodstains]

oh ok so u just wish sb u hate to die...oh alright, that makes u way more mature :P ;)
Sarcasm or not? Because I've been wishing death on this particular person since 3rd grade, I don't care if it's mature or not, I really do hate this person. I don't care if "hate" is a rather strong word, I don't hate many people, but there are a few that I really would like to die.

[Bloodstains]

Well I suppose that would be easier to do than find a rare element that is radioactive and make a sink out of it.
Yeah. All that a lightbulb bomb takes is drilling a small hole in a lightbulb, pouring a flammable liquid in the hole to fill the lightbulb, putting the lightbulb back in the light fixture, and running off and waiting for the victem to tun on the light :D

[Evka.pl]

ok ok, i'll shut up now (don't wanna get on that black list of yours) ;)

[idiocyisavirtue]

Yeah. All that a lightbulb bomb takes is drilling a small hole in a lightbulb, pouring a flammable liquid in the hole to fill the lightbulb, putting the lightbulb back in the light fixture, and running off and waiting for the victem to tun on the light :D

Wow, I'll remember that :p

Anyway, bye bye

[Bloodstains]

ok ok, i'll shut up now (don't wanna get on that black list of yours) ;)
Please, I'm really not in the mood to put up with sarcasm...

[Bloodstains]

-When "Beheaded" seems like a good idea sometimes...
-"Burn it Up" also seems to be a rather nice idea.
-You'd like to test out the instructions in the song "Hand Grenades"! :D

[Bloodstains]

-When you are very, VERY, VERY pissed off because the stupid fucker that was supposed to do your Offspring tattoo didn't even fucking show up today!!!!!
DAMMIT I'm pissed off!

[Emily_offspring_fan]

Kat, what's up with your picture and username? Why Cactus?

[Bloodstains]

Kat, what's up with your picture and username? Why Cactus?
I dunno. To confuse people? And I like cacti... my last user title was "Koala Enthusiast" right before this one. I'm just being stupid, I don't know. I'm too pissed off to know right now, so I don't particularly care, either...

I wanted my Offspring tattoo, dammit! :(

EDIT: I am no longer cactus, I am "Penguin Enthusiast" :D

[forcyn]

-when you order pizza called Americana only because it's called like that
-when you're pissed off because you notice you have left Americana at home and you want to listen to it NOW! grrrr...

[Bloodstains]

-When you found an energy drink called Nirvana in Wal-Mart and you just had to ask the manager why they didn't have one called Offspring.

I did that a couple days ago :rolleyes:

[Demon_of_Debauchery]

-When you found an energy drink called Nirvana in Wal-Mart and you just had to ask the manager why they didn't have one called Offspring.

I did that a couple days ago :rolleyes:
lol this girl who used to go to my school was called Nirvana