Don't you just hate...

[Hysteria]

...people who brag about how much alcohol they drink or have drunk (or claim to have)?
So what, you've drunk a load of alcohol, got pissed, and damaged your health? Who cares? It's not exactly something anyone wants to hear.
I find it so annoying when people think they're cool because of how much alcohol they consumed (or claim to have consumed) in one night or evening.
Just wondered if anyone else finds this annoying as well.

[Danielle]

yeah it can be annoying - i remember last year at skule a girl in my class had drunk one beer and got the impression she was drunk so she laughed during the whole lesson! she really got on my nervs that day...

[Obie2trice]

I don`t like those guys either, but it`s fun to joke with your friends about the last night when you were both drunk.

[SmashMyBadHabit]

I hate those guys that sit there sipping on there Hard Core "Wine Coolers" or "Apple flavored Smirnoff"...talking shit about the guys pounding there beers and macking it with the ladys....while they sit in the corner and write on a nearby napkin of how this would make a good thread in an Offspring forum.

:D

[saska de o...]

I hate Kratka and i love him... :( i hate people who are like Kindi :mad: i hate i hate i hate Kate!! she is terrible...:( ona jest z Kratką, i robi niektóre rzeczy na złość mi :( *cry*

[MirandaV]

I hate Kratka and i love him... :( i hate people who are like Kindi :mad: i hate i hate i hate Kate!! she is terrible...:( ona jest z Kratką, i robi niektóre rzeczy na złość mi :( *cry*

Where is this about, really.

Anyway, I also can't stand those people, Weee I'm so drunk, so what.

[The Cheshire Cat]

It's the same with people who brag about how much weed they smoke. They're just trying to be cool. It's like "So what, do you want a prize or something?"

[Unnatural Disaster]

It's the same with people who brag about how much weed they smoke. They're just trying to be cool. It's like "So what, do you want a prize or something?"

yeah, I find that more annoying than the people who brag about how much they drink

[Betty]

I think when people are 15, a lot of the time they think they're cool... but when people are older and are used to drinking, it's not a big deal anymore. I normally don't mind hearing drinking stories because I can relate and they're funny. It seems like something that might have annoyed me 5 years ago.

Of course there are always a few types of people that continue to think they're cool for drinking 36 beers, but anything those people would say would mostly be dumb and I never talk to them anyway.

[RXP]

I drank a bottle of whiskey once and I'm fuckin 115lbs so that's some feat.

But yes bragging about how much you drink is fucking gay. Walking into uni all you hear is stupid little whores going "I got so hammered last night" or "man at vodbull I was fucking wasted". GAY indeed.

[Mr. Noodles]

It's the same with people who brag about how much weed they smoke. They're just trying to be cool. It's like "So what, do you want a prize or something?"

I agree!
What's so cool 'bout smoking or drinking?
People who think it's cool to smoke and/or drink are just plain shit!

[4eh]

never thought about it, i drink for myself! i don't remember myself drunk!

[JoY]

my best friend always used to act like she was real fucking drunk after a few beers & we'd always make fun of her for being shitfaced so easily. she's just the cutest thing when she's drinking.

drinking to be part of a group is as lame as smoking & taking drugs for the same purpose. it's silly & immature & that makes it slightly funny. I still have my moods, that when I'm on the verge of being actually drunk, I let my boyfriend carry me, even though I know perfectly well I can still walk just fine. so it isn't in a straight line, I still don't need to be carried - it just can be fun to act silly. like talking funny, taking strange pictures, or telling odd stories, when you're actually not -that- pissed. acting a bit immature at times can be incredibly liberating.

people, who drink shitloads not for the feeling, but just to be bad-ass & to show off their drinking skills, used to annoy me to hell & back. you see them everywhere teens pop up. drinking fifty thousand beers & seventy bottles of wine really doesn't add anything to your persona.
now it doesn't bother me anymore. I'm simply completely indifferent towards it. they're not the kind of people I'd hang out with, or would want to hang out with & me, aswell as my friends, have outgrown the whole thing. being drunk can be a lovely feeling, but don't drink too much for anyone else but yourself. because then, right there, while you're trying to act all tough & like the perfect drinking-buddy, you're showing all the insecurity you've been bottling up & that's sad.

[wheelchairman]

Ah yes those folks are misguided. It was never about how much you drink. It's always about the stories afterwards.

[HornyPope]

rofls yyu sux09ursim sooooooooooooo pissssswed dfrungh nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrdfew

i had 10, no 12, no 15, no 20 beers!!!!!!

[JoY]

funny that to youngsters anything that could be damaging your health is seen as 'cool'. being indifferent towards your health & thus life is cool? it almost seems like bungee jumping, or something like that. I guess it gives people the "I'm on top of the world & nothing can affect me"-feeling. I guess that *is* somewhat true, since your body can restore itself quite quickly, when you're still a puppy. & being indifferent is only good, when it comes to things that don't matter.

[Hysteria]

But yes bragging about how much you drink is fucking gay. Walking into uni all you hear is stupid little whores going "I got so hammered last night" or "man at vodbull I was fucking wasted". GAY indeed.

Yes, hearing people saying 'I got so hammered last night' and 'omg, I was so wasted I was like totally out of it' is very annoying, especially the 'I was so out of it' one - I mean if you were that out of it you wouldn't be able to realise you were out of it nor remember it so.

[Hysteria]

Oh, and another intensely annoying thing, is when someone has like a bottle of smirnoff or bacardi or something and then pretend their drunk, although it can be amusing, usually its just plain annoying and sad - even if you haven't drunk alcohol or whatever before, half a small bottle of that stuff will not make you drunk or even tipsy. I find that so annoying and pathetic.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

iym lioke sso driumk i can bearekly read thios thhreead :D

[Hysteria]

Haha, trés marrant.

[DUKESTER76]

it does get annoying when people start with that whole "im so drunk/stoned". it does get annoying but was is also annoying is when they begin with the fake ass stories after they tell you they dont even remember what happened. i have gotten shit faced plenty times and never can i say i dont remember what happened when i was. when i hear drunken stories they are funny but some you can just tell they are BS

[Hysteria]

Yeah, it's pretty pathetic when people go on about it as if it is 'cool'.

[wheelchairman]

Oh, and another intensely annoying thing, is when someone has like a bottle of smirnoff or bacardi or something and then pretend their drunk, although it can be amusing, usually its just plain annoying and sad - even if you haven't drunk alcohol or whatever before, half a small bottle of that stuff will not make you drunk or even tipsy. I find that so annoying and pathetic.
You do realize that Smirnoff is pure vodka right? Or that Bacardi is pure Rum?

Smirnoff Ice is a child's drink on the other hand, as are Bacardi Breezers, but don't be dumb enough to confuse the two. A half bottle of smirnoff can you get pretty hammered. A half bottle of Smirnoff ice might make you need to pee in about an hour.

[DUKESTER76]

Smirnoff Ice is good ass cold drink when you feel like lemonade

[wheelchairman]

Smirnoff is horrible vodka. I try to stay away from those awful drinks. Double shot vodka on the rocks, is good to wet a thirst.

[Betty]

When I get really drunk, I seriously do not remember at all what happened. It is REALLY scary. And it's not even like I can barely remember and it's just vague, but some things I CANNOT remember, even when people remind me. It's very scary actually. So, yeah, some people really do forget, although most people that never happens to.

And I think pretending to be drunk is the worst.

[Tired_Of_You]

Yeah, it already hapened to me to not remember at all some things I did when I was drunk. Fortunatly, it's rare.

I hate it when people post on the board and say they are drunk and do like they aren't able to write anymore.

[DUKESTER76]

haveyou ever done anything you regret when you were drunk????????????i know there are plenty of you out there

[wheelchairman]

Lost a shoe, a sock, and an mp3 player. The mp3 player, is luckily coming back to me through the mail.

[DUKESTER76]

how was that???

[Linda]

I always did remember everything when I was drunk and after I sobered up.
That's why I don't drink anymore! :D

[DUKESTER76]

i always remember what i do when im drunk. it is rather amusing when i sober up sometimes

[Linda]

For me, most of the time it was quite embarrassing!

[DUKESTER76]

give us examples. so ... please explain

[TheHulaChick]

I never drink or smoke weed but I hang out with people who do and it's really quite sad watching them slowly getting more and more out of it. They just don't realise what they're doing anymore, like one "friend" of mine get's violent when he's drunk and they think it's all just so funny, but seeing it from a sober point of view it's just pathetic (and dangerous).

I know this girl who loves to tell this story of how she thought she was gonna die cause she got so drunk, and yet she still drinks! it's just so stupid she just loves attention so much she'd nearly kill herself for it.

[DUKESTER76]

well as long as you tried helping them out the rest is up to them. depending with who i am with i know how much to drink. when i was with my old "homies" i would only drink up to when i was feeling buzzed, cause usually something always went wrong. and also they usually needed someone to make rationable thoughts for them. one of them pulled a gun on a guy cause he didnt let us in to a party. i had to tell him to relax and we just left. i told th guy sorry, i felt bad for him

[Linda]

give us examples. so ... please explain

That's best left untold!

[DUKESTER76]

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww, thats no fun :(

[HornyPope]

A half bottle of smirnoff can you get pretty hammered.

Hammered isn't the right word. A bottle of vodka, smirnoff or else, will most definatly put you on the floor. Can even kill you if consumed over a short period of time. Not a very uncommon incident.

[DUKESTER76]

what a fucked up way to die

[TheHulaChick]

well as long as you tried helping them out the rest is up to them. depending with who i am with i know how much to drink. when i was with my old "homies" i would only drink up to when i was feeling buzzed, cause usually something always went wrong. and also they usually needed someone to make rationable thoughts for them. one of them pulled a gun on a guy cause he didnt let us in to a party. i had to tell him to relax and we just left. i told th guy sorry, i felt bad for him

That's scary, I'm glad we don't have guns in Australia.

I don't understande why people like getting so out of it. Last night at a party I gave some friends a ride home (cause I was the only one not drunk) and as we got in the car they said "wow your just so incredible!" and I asked why and they said "cause you never drink, your amazing" it's so dumb, they know how stupid they are for drinking and tonight when I see them again (sober but probably with a hangover) they'll probably be feeling bad for all the stupid things they did last night, but they're just gonna do it all again at the next party.

[Tired_Of_You]

I know someone who has been unconscious during a very long time because of the large amount of vodka and other alcohol he drank. It was scary. His skin was cold and really white and since we were all drunk, we thought he was dead until we realize his heart was still beating. He finally slept in the bath all the night.

[DUKESTER76]

he probably was close to alcohol poisoning!!!

[TheHulaChick]

I know someone who has been unconscious during a very long time because of the large amount of vodka and other alcohol he drank. It was scary. His skin was cold and really white and since we were all drunk, we thought he was dead until we realize his heart was still beating. He finally slept in the bath all the night.

Shit, was he ok in the end?

I feel like I have to keep an eye on my friends when we're at partys especially this guy (the one I mentioned who gets violent) he's actually really young but his older girlfriend encourages him to get totally drunk with her. Something bad's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time I think.

[Tired_Of_You]

Yeah, he was okay.

[Trip Boy]

You all are fucking losers. Getting drunk is the best thing humans invented.

[DUKESTER76]

hangovers is the worst thing god invented

[Trip Boy]

Second if you count Linda.

[Linda]

Awwwww, Justin, your love makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ;)

[Trip Boy]

We should fuck Linda. Then fight.

[Linda]

Oh no, no fucky! I told you, Justin. :mad:

[Trip Boy]

Oh my, I'm so embarrassed, I think I'll just stop posting on the Offspring BBS altogether. *cry*

[Linda]

Ahhhhhh, don't get my hopes up like that!

[Trip Boy]

Is it time to saddle the pale horse?

[DUKESTER76]

i would like to take Linda on for a wild ride

[DrGonzo]

I love high school type topics!!! Ya know, I love just sittin' around and chatting about things that nobody cares about, because our lives are so boring that we have to create interesting bullhooky to fill our empty minds with! Here's a topic.... Cheese. Isn't cheese great? It compliments so many dishes! If cheese were a person, I bet that person would be full of meaningless yet hilarious antidotes! And I bet that person would be so much fun to go to parties with because they would make any situation just delicious. Don't you all agree? ~Heloise HamBone

[Linda]

pfft...wouldn't everyone!

[Trip Boy]

Beaner.........................

[Linda]

aussie..........

[Trip Boy]

You're an idiot.
Stop posting.

[Hysteria]

You do realize that Smirnoff is pure vodka right? Or that Bacardi is pure Rum?

Smirnoff Ice is a child's drink on the other hand, as are Bacardi Breezers, but don't be dumb enough to confuse the two. A half bottle of smirnoff can you get pretty hammered. A half bottle of Smirnoff ice might make you need to pee in about an hour.


I meant to forgot to put the "Ice" and "Breezers" in. It was late, I was tired.

[JoY]

I bet that half of the people, who posted here, have at least once either told others drinking stories, or pretended to be drunk.

Per & I both like to tell drinking stories & we're not like "OMG I wuz lyke so slusht!!!111", but just... funny things can happen under the influence of alcohol. also less funny things, of course. like Per said; it's not about getting drunk & drinking a lot, it's all about the stories afterwards. alcohol gives anyone a reason (not an excuse) to act silly, as I said before, & I know VERY few people, who haven't abused that opportunity at least once, or twice.
"oh not me, never" - rrrrroight.. none of us grew up overnight.

what I'm saying is, that I find it pretty pathetic how some here nag about how others either show insecurity by drinking to seem the perfect drinking-buddy, or drink loads for the feeling, when almost every one of you has done the exact same thing at one point in his/her life. be it in different ways.

I can honestly say I've gotten drunk just for the feeling & just to get entirely slushed, besides the fact that I just highly enjoy some alcoholic drinks. I can also honestly say that I've been terribly insecure about myself (still am sometimes) & at several occasions drank myself to shit just to feel more comfortable & so I'd be more opened up & social.
weird? no. stupid? maybe. human? definitely.

everyone here tends to be way too critical about others, when no one is flawless, or a fucking saint.

[JoY]

I meant to forgot to put the "Ice" and "Breezers" in. It was late, I was tired.
well, it -was- quite an important detail. *grins*

[Hysteria]

I know, but ya know. Forgive me. =)

[JoY]

aw, you're forgiven.=)

wow, that went easy.
I'm a sucker for smiles. ;p

[Hysteria]

Thanks for forgiving me. =D

[JoY]

you is welcome.

[Hysteria]

Wicked, I appreciate it my dear.

[RXP]

everyone here tends to be way too critical about others, when no one is flawless, or a fucking saint.

Quoted for emphasis.

[acgc2002]

Personally I hate alcohol. Beer, wine, vodka...all are horrible for my taste. And I hate when people brag about sth I don´t like and think they are cool for that.
Bragging about other things are mch more interesting than saying you were or are drunk and how much you manage to drink.
That is silly.

[extraordinarygoodgrocer]

It's not an achievement to drink excessively, but people boast about it like it is. There's nothing wrong with just drinking in moderation, you're less likely to do something you'll regret!

[wheelchairman]

Jesus christ, I get so tired of reading the same boring opinions over and over again. You people aren't victims, get over it.

[RXP]

Suggestion: don't read them.

(was the use of the colon correct?)

[neptuneUK]

yeah i hate people who brag about drinking, then complain when i tell them that it doesnt make them 'cool'

ive drank alcohol before, sometimes only to get drunk. but usually just as a social event. ya know havin a drink with some of your friends. but i dont go about bragging about how cool i am coz i can 'omg drinkz0rs like 12 bottles ins 15 minutes!!! an i worznt even pished!'

[Nicole]

I'm becoming indifferent. It's part of growing up, most people have been there.

Although, the kid Russ in the mall who said he could drink some of the hardest drinkers I've ever met under the table and then got drunk that night off 3 bottles of vodka cruisers... that's just funny.

I think I'm starting to find the anti-alcohol/drugs people more annoying.

[DUKESTER76]

a bad way to fet fucked up is to drink alcohol and eat watermellon at the same time. that seems to give a faster effect

[DirtyMagical]

stop calling everything you don't like gay. gerrr
I personally don't mind people that talk about drunken events.
It's ussually hilarious to hear about how shitfaced people you know got, and what asses they made out of themselves.
Why do you people think that others have to avoid talking about certain things around you just because you think you're above it all, cause you're so awesome and straight edge. fuck you up your stupid asses is what I say.

[Hysteria]

stop calling everything you don't like gay. gerrr
I personally don't mind people that talk about drunken events.
It's ussually hilarious to hear about how shitfaced people you know got, and what asses they made out of themselves.
Why do you people think that others have to avoid talking about certain things around you just because you think you're above it all, cause you're so awesome and straight edge. fuck you up your stupid asses is what I say.

Have you actually read the topic properly? We've been saying how annoying it is people bragging about how much they drunk, not if they've been drinking.

[Nicole]

Have you actually read the topic properly? We've been saying how annoying it is people bragging about how much they drunk, not if they've been drinking.

She was on topic, she just doesn't agree with the majority. Read it again.

[meaning_of_life]

people that say shit like "yeh man, i drank nine slabs straight, im fucking hardcore, i dont even feel it,etc..." piss me off. my uncle died by choking on his puke when he was 20, thats really hardcore of him

[Nicole]

Seeing as we're on topic, here's what was on the front of the West Australian today:

"DRINKING GAME PUTS PERTH MAN NEAR DEATH

A 21 year old perth man is lucky to be alive after having his stomach ripped open during a beer-skolling game using a home-made device powered by an electric pump.
The drinking game at a 21st birthday party in a southern suburb 10 days ago went badly wrong, rupturing the man's stomach and forcing beer straight into his abdomen"

Now *that* is when drinking gets just a bit too fucking stupid.

[Hysteria]

Ugh, thats nasty. :(

[meaning_of_life]

yea. in a FHM magazine ive got, its got a stupid drinking games article in it, and one of them is that a group of mates got drunk and had a chainsaw nearby. one of them started it up and acidentally cut off his mates arm. like fucking morons, they all started laughing and thought it was hilarious. another guy picked the chainsaw up, and as a laugh, cut off his mates head. thats a hell drinking game

[Hysteria]

...yet theres still some people who think alcohol doesn't make you do crazy things...

[SmashMyBadHabit]

What?! It doesn't. :)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Congratulations on resurrecting a 4-year old thread to say that.

[bighead384]

i hate it when people are soooo proud and excited to call you out on it when you mix two things up when you say them, but it's really obvious what you meant anyway. i can't think of a good example, but does anyone know what i mean?

[bighead384]

also,(i have a feeling this won't be very popular) i fucking really don't like capital letters. i just don't see what good they do. the period signifies the end of one sentence, and after it, the beginning of another. so what is the capitalized letter indicating?

[T-6005]

also,(i have a feeling this won't be very popular) i fucking really don't like capital letters. i just don't see what good they do. the period signifies the end of one sentence, and after it, the beginning of another. so what is the capitalized letter indicating?

Proper nouns.

[TBD]

...yet theres still some people who think alcohol doesn't make you do crazy things...

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE.

PEOPLE CAN DRINK RESPONSIBLY TOO. ok.

[bighead384]

Proper nouns.

great, still doesn't explain why we need to capitalize at the beginning of a sentence. and really, i don't see what good it does to capitalize proper nouns either.

[IamSam]

great, still doesn't explain why we need to capitalize at the beginning of a sentence. and really, i don't see what good it does to capitalize proper nouns either.

So the human brain can process the beginnings and ends of coherent thought. Ironic that you are complaining about them...

[PilZ-E]

jill helped jack off the horse. Jill helped Jack off the horse.

[ilovellamas]

I'm thinking about getting an escort. I'm thinking about getting an Escort.

It's not really as important in English, though, as it is in German. (Which English evolved from.) A lot of our grammar rules in English are leftover from German and aren't really needed anymore... but we still use them. I always find it easier to comprehend a sentence quickly when people use decent grammar. No capitalization always throws me off and slows me down.

[bighead384]

So the human brain can process the beginnings and ends of coherent thought. Ironic that you are complaining about them...

but like i said the period indicates the end and beginning of a sentence, so why the hell wouldn't you be able to process a sentence just because the first letter isn't capitalized?

and by the way, you want a fucking cookie for realizing the hidden irony that i'm not capitalizing while complaining about capitalization? i guess i couldn't expect any better from a guy with a screen name based on movie about a retard.

[bighead384]

No capitalization always throws me off and slows me down.

but that's because you're used to it, not because there's a problem with it.

[0r4ng3]

Really, there is no argument for capital letters. But there's really no argument against them, either. They're just...there, y'know?

[bighead384]

Really, there is no argument for capital letters. But there's really no argument against them, either. They're just...there, y'know?

alright. that's cool. i just want us to come to together as a society and recognize this.

[BREAK]

I always thought capital letters were used to emphasize importance. I, names, titles, yelling at you in print...plus it makes it easier to read acronyms. The shit's useful. No one's forcing you to use them, but bitching about it makes you sound really unrefined.

Let's try this experiment, and see which one you're inclined to respect more just by reading it:

god

Kinda weak, isn't it? How about this:

God

That's more respectable. Now what about:

GOD

Oh SHIT. I ain't disrespecting on that. Now you may say you could achieve the same effect through bolding or italicizing your text, but...it'd still look wimpy next to CAPITALIZED, bolded, italicized text.

[Bazza]

Opting not to use capital letters seems a bit lazy to me, next people will be removing "u" from words like flavour and colour, oh wait........

[nieh]

But those words are pronounced like 'our' they're pronounced like 'or'.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Opting not to use capital letters seems a bit lazy to me, next people will be removing "u" from words like flavour and colour, oh wait........

Oh, let's not do that discussion.

[Bazza]

Oh, let's not do that discussion.
Hehe, it was only meant in a light hearted way.

[IamSam]

and by the way, you want a fucking cookie for realizing the hidden irony that i'm not capitalizing while complaining about capitalization? i guess i couldn't expect any better from a guy with a screen name based on movie about a retard.


Wow. A little touchy?

By the way, my screen name reflects Sam, I Am the book. Not I Am Sam the movie.