JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2006, 10:46 PM
After years of avoiding generalizations, this kid just ruined it for the rest of you David Bowie-worshipping elitist bags of shit* out there. Fuck you, you pretentious slimebuckets. Fuck you and fucking die, fuck fuck fuck.
I stumbled across this rant on Audioscrobbler:
I would still very much like to know who here is listening to Arcade Fire, because that is a truly embarrassing activity, like having sex with an old person.
This is a an opportune time for me to mention that if I ever see Coheed and Cambria among the group chart's top ten, I am leaving the group. I'm serious. There is no way that I will ever debase myself by being part of a group wherein people are listening to bullshit like Coheed and Cambria as though they like it. After all, I've been pretty tolerant so far. Despite my listening habits, David Bowie ranks low in the group charts. Nick Drake isn't listed on the charts at all, which is an unmitigated failure for the group and an extraordinary indicator of poor taste for any group even remotely acquainted with any popular music produced in the Western hemisphere. It's embarrassing to me, since I post here and I don't want my reputation to be in any way tarnished by the prominence of repulsive acts like Arcade Fire or Godspeed You! Black Emperor on these charts. The fact that I risk that much is enough to warrant profuse thanks and apology from each and every one of you.
I shall reiterate: if Coheed and Cambria break into the top ten of this group's charts, I am leaving the group so that the rest of you can fill your veins with horse and listen to cloying, artless tripe like Modest Mouse. Then I'll find out which of you were sufficiently obsessed with me and pathetic enough to actually take the time to listen to Coheed and Cambria in the first place (or, if you had half a clue but were equally lame, alter the ID3 tags of a bunch of MP3s to make it look to Audioscrobbler as though you were listening to Coheed and Cambria) in an absurd and successful attempt to drive me away, and I'll chuckle quietly under my breath at you while I engage in some hearty autofellatio.
I haven't even heard most of those bands, but I am shocked and depressed over what a sad waste this person is.
I like me some Bowie too, don't get me wrong.
I stumbled across this rant on Audioscrobbler:
I would still very much like to know who here is listening to Arcade Fire, because that is a truly embarrassing activity, like having sex with an old person.
This is a an opportune time for me to mention that if I ever see Coheed and Cambria among the group chart's top ten, I am leaving the group. I'm serious. There is no way that I will ever debase myself by being part of a group wherein people are listening to bullshit like Coheed and Cambria as though they like it. After all, I've been pretty tolerant so far. Despite my listening habits, David Bowie ranks low in the group charts. Nick Drake isn't listed on the charts at all, which is an unmitigated failure for the group and an extraordinary indicator of poor taste for any group even remotely acquainted with any popular music produced in the Western hemisphere. It's embarrassing to me, since I post here and I don't want my reputation to be in any way tarnished by the prominence of repulsive acts like Arcade Fire or Godspeed You! Black Emperor on these charts. The fact that I risk that much is enough to warrant profuse thanks and apology from each and every one of you.
I shall reiterate: if Coheed and Cambria break into the top ten of this group's charts, I am leaving the group so that the rest of you can fill your veins with horse and listen to cloying, artless tripe like Modest Mouse. Then I'll find out which of you were sufficiently obsessed with me and pathetic enough to actually take the time to listen to Coheed and Cambria in the first place (or, if you had half a clue but were equally lame, alter the ID3 tags of a bunch of MP3s to make it look to Audioscrobbler as though you were listening to Coheed and Cambria) in an absurd and successful attempt to drive me away, and I'll chuckle quietly under my breath at you while I engage in some hearty autofellatio.
I haven't even heard most of those bands, but I am shocked and depressed over what a sad waste this person is.
I like me some Bowie too, don't get me wrong.