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DICKON
05-23-2006, 08:44 AM
I was walking down the road and this completely chavved Citroen Saxo pulled up, and i mean chavved. Spoiler, side skirts, green decorated paint job, blue neons, the works, and inside, although i couldn't see, i would be my left bollock that there was a self centred, arrogen twat in an addidas tracksuit with sovereigns and a burberry cap, smoking a king sized mayfair. However, he drove up and i turned round, half expecting happy hardcore or uprising, but as he drove past i herd 'of blowing away (yeah-yeeah)' and i was bad habit!! anyone else in england had this experience, or i am i the first?!

Little_Miss_1565
05-23-2006, 08:46 AM
No, I'm pretty sure this topic gets made at least once a month.

emmylou
05-23-2006, 12:12 PM
saw somew chavs in the pub pissed nad they were attempting to sing self esteem

JohnnyNemesis
05-23-2006, 12:18 PM
No, I'm pretty sure this topic gets made at least once a month.

Yes, it does.

And every time, my intense desire for painful injury to befall the thread creator intensifies.

ofsmurfsandpixies
05-23-2006, 12:50 PM
not offspring..but chavs are turning into indie bastards-this fit chavette i know likes radiohead and that

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2006, 01:04 PM
You know what I hate about chavs? The way they judge us rockers. I sure am glad us rockers rise above that.

Demon_of_Debauchery
05-23-2006, 01:12 PM
my brothers a chav and one of his favourite bands is The Offspring but they're the only good band he listens to but he used to be a rocker and when he turned into a chav he couldn't stop listening to The Offspring.

F@ BANKZ
05-23-2006, 01:26 PM
I think you are alone. Once i was listening to Intermission with a friend i got into the Offspring and a gang of eight odd chavs came over to me and snatched the headphones, then they saw the cd and stopped instinctively battering me. They said the Offspring was a skater band, i doubt they had ever heard them or ever will, but they have absoltely nothing to do with anything 'skater'. I think if they gave it the chance they might like it though, my brother liked the Offspring when he was in primary around the time of Americana, anyway now he's a big time punk with a nose ring and five ear piercings, now i like them he doesn't say it much but he still likes them, even though i doubt hes ever heard much of Smash or anything before it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2006, 06:49 PM
This thread depresses me.

JohnnyNemesis
05-23-2006, 06:50 PM
This thread depresses me.

I fucking hate them all.

Hypodermic_89
05-23-2006, 11:38 PM
Why shouldn't "chavs" be allowed to listen to The Offspring?

Oh right, tru punx.

'ave it!!!
05-24-2006, 03:39 AM
chavs only like a few songs by the offspring.....

just the other day i heard a dirty scal saying outloud "uno, dos, tres, quattro, cinqo, cinqo, sez"

F@ BANKZ
05-24-2006, 10:37 AM
chavs only like a few songs by the offspring.....

just the other day i heard a dirty scal saying outloud "uno, dos, tres, quattro, cinqo, cinqo, sez"
Yeah but everyone likes that song. Pretty much everyone anyway.

I don't hate chavs as mch as i make out anyway, some are ok, the ones that don't hurt anyone but just look hard, dress in tracksuits and listen to rap, i got nothing against so long as they don't hurt anyone for little or no reason. Some can be quite witty and clever too, i still hate anyone who picks on weaker people than themselves though.

BIG Nicky
05-24-2006, 05:06 PM
I'm preyty sure some chavs like WDYGAJ but then again who doesn't like it. :p

F@ BANKZ
05-25-2006, 12:35 PM
I'm preyty sure some chavs like WDYGAJ but then again who doesn't like it. :p
More people than you'd think.

DeAtHsTaR
05-25-2006, 01:33 PM
I think you are alone. Once i was listening to Intermission with a friend i got into the Offspring and a gang of eight odd chavs came over to me and snatched the headphones, then they saw the cd and stopped instinctively battering me. They said the Offspring was a skater band, i doubt they had ever heard them or ever will, but they have absoltely nothing to do with anything 'skater'. I think if they gave it the chance they might like it though, my brother liked the Offspring when he was in primary around the time of Americana, anyway now he's a big time punk with a nose ring and five ear piercings, now i like them he doesn't say it much but he still likes them, even though i doubt hes ever heard much of Smash or anything before it.

Well, they were known as "skate punk" and Noodles skates.

Revolver-2005?
05-25-2006, 01:41 PM
Reading some of these posts, I realize way to many people are horrible spellers...or just lazy.

Dave666
06-03-2006, 08:50 AM
The thing about chavs that really pisses me off is how they don't even give punk rock or heavy metal or anything like that a chance.
Most chavs will hear either 'Punk' or 'Metal' and automatically say it's crap without even listening.
I can criticise this shitty chav music, because that is all they seem to play on the radio nowadays, and it all sounds exactly the same.
The thing that made me laugh though is how I knew one chav and he absolutely loved 'Ace Of Spades' by Motorhead, and you don't get much more metal than that, but on the whole I would be very surprised if a chav liked 'The Offspring' or anything good for that matter!

RobinoZombie
06-03-2006, 11:30 AM
happend too me once in a small swedish town, a totaly busted volvo 240 was blastin out "shes got issues" sure its not as cool as bad habit. but anyways:D

offspring dude
06-03-2006, 12:13 PM
one of my mates is a chav (im not btw) and hes like a full on trivyum fan (not dat i like dem) and i was like wtf? but yeah you can get some pretty weird combinations

ignition991
06-04-2006, 07:27 PM
Okay, this is going to sound really stupid, but i live in a secluded city so forgive me. What is a chav?

Mannen som blev en gris
06-05-2006, 12:33 AM
Okay, this is going to sound really stupid, but i live in a secluded city so forgive me. What is a chav?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

And Offspring dude... dude. <3