The TripBoy linguistics scandal of aught-five - redeemed

[Sin Studly]

Okay, so you're probably all getting used to the fact I don't speak 60+ languages by now. Although I never expect it to be entirely forgiven, I assume some of you are beginning to seal over that big rift of disappointment and mistrust I left right through the middle of you, beginning to cover up the hurt and betrayal I so callously inflicted on you.

Well, here's something of an apology. Something of an attempt to make amends. I never mentioned that I do have a working knoweledge of all the commonly used phrases of the native language of 150+ indigenous tribes of australia, from the Koori to the Noonga to the Nyunga to the Pjinntinjarra and so on. So, from my heart to yours, I offer this as an appeasement. My handy guide to indigenous languages.

Ay white cunt - Hello.

Carn gizsh a shmoke, cuz? - How are you?

Got shum grog yet? - What have you been up to?

I din't shteal nuffin - I haven't been up to much.

Sh'my f'ckin land cunt - I am an Indigineous Australian.

G'off me f'ckin land, cunt! - I am proud to be an Indigenous Australian.

Jsht got down from da Alishe - I am new to your city, and therefore haven't robbed you yet.

Gizsh free bucks for da bus, bruv? - I plan on getting drunk.

Nah sh'really for da bus - Really, really drunk.

Me car - Your car

Me wallet - Your wallet

Me watch - Your watch

Me houshe - My cell

Me medicashun - My can of spraypaint

Me mate wiv da job - My indiginous affairs case worker.

F'ckin white cunt - Goodbye.

[the_GoDdEsS]

G'off me f'ckin land, cunt! - I am proud to be an Indigenous Australian.

Gizsh free bucks for da bus, bruv? - I plan on getting drunk.

Nah sh'really for da bus - Really, really drunk.


Those are my favourites. Is better than a pocket guide. :P

[Rocky-girl]

I have a feeling that they don't care about their pronounsing and about thier' words sound, so I think that learning this language won't take much time!

P.S.da job reminds me in da club

[Great Mike]

hahaha? :( :(

[Sin Studly]

The white people are laughing at niggers like you. Move along now.

[Great Mike]

The white people are laughing at niggers like you. Move along now.
Oh, I'm sure tha my skin is waaay whiter than yours. I mean come on... you are from Australia (you can say whatever you want from your origins).

[Sin Studly]

My origins don't involve being a greasy bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger.

Next.

[Great Mike]

My origins don't involve being a greasy bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger.

Next.
I'm not Spanish. I think that bullfighting is pathetic. Bullfighting is forbiden in Catalunya (and Barcelona).

[Sin Studly]

I never called you Spanish. I called you a greasy bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger.

I'm willing to accept that you might be a greasy non-bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger, but either way ; you're still a nigger when all's said and done. Olé.

[Great Mike]

I never called you Spanish. I called you a greasy bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger.

I'm willing to accept that you might be a greasy non-bullfighting spearchucking dago-nigger, but either way ; you're still a nigger when all's said and done. Olé.

Yes, I might. I'm not. And again, my skin is white.

[Sin Studly]

That's what the Irish and Russians say. And they're whiter that you.

I'm not buying it, gollywog.

[Great Mike]

That's what the Irish and Russians say. And they're whiter that you.

I'm not buying it, gollywog.

It's just 35 €, you won't find it cheaper.

[Izie]

What Sim said.

[Rocky-girl]

That's what the Irish and Russians say. And they're whiter that you.
SOmebody is blacker them I)), but I can't stand it! I'm a not a human!
*burst into tears*

[Mota Boy]

probably languages entirely forgiven disappointment mistrust betrayal callously inflicted apology amends mentioned knowledge phrases indigenous tribes appeasement.
I used to think that you knew all those big words, Trip. But then a friend showed me "dictionaries" and "thesauruses". Look here everybody! (dictionary.reference.com) Trip's been faking all along! You're really just looking up those words! I'm on to you!

[Sin Studly]

I'll buff your lobby for that.

[Vera]

Ew.

I love this new language! How do you say...

Where can I find the best restaurant in town?

Do you come here often?

I like you.

Would you like to dance?

When does the next train leave?

How much for this item? Can I get it cheaper?

[Sin Studly]

Whereza binz at, bruv? - Where can I find the best restaurant in town?

Rob'dju yet, cuz? - Do you come here often?

Thanksh for da shmoke - I like you.

Blood a f'ckin gram orready - Would you like to dance?

Whenzja f'ckin train comin orready? -When does the next train leave?

Much s'it? Garn' get f'cked cunt! - How much for this item? Can I get it cheaper?