What did you do during the time the forum was down?

[Amiralanal]

The forum was down for about an hour because of a software update. what did you do during the time it was down? i played bass...

[Endymion]

i walked to work?

[offspring fan]

i belive i was playing this game (http://www.teagames.com/games/tgmotocross2/play.php)

[Jojan]

I looked at the TV.

[Mr. Noodles]

Looked at pictures, trying to think of something to draw.
And then, my uncle came over and we talked for awhile.

[Preocupado]

I ate goiabada on toasties and beat the machine at RISK

[JohnnyNemesis]

Went to class and work, loser.

[Tizzalicious]

Dinner. And updated LJ. And watched TV.

[Nina]

I wrote emails and packed stuff.

[0r4ng3]

My brother was online.

PRNK ON HIM.

On another note, smilies are not working for me.

Edit: Oh, and I was watching TV.

[DeAtHsTaR]

Looked at porn.

[Mannen som blev en gris]

I smoked some mayonnaise.


edit: spell check! cool!

[mrconeman]

Didn't care, checked other forums and listened to music.

[Paint_It_Black]

The forum was down for about an hour because of a software update. what did you do during the time it was down? i played bass...

I dreamed of Jojan smothering you to death with his tits.

[Tired_Of_You]

^ fuck. What a nightmare.

I wasn't even supposed to be here. I was supposed to be at my college, but I canceled some classes... anyway, I went outside like you should all do.

[DeAtHsTaR]

spel chek? Letz see if it werks.


Would someone mind telling me how to run spell check?

[Mannen som blev en gris]

You have to click on the http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/editor/spelling.gif-button, so it probably won't make people spell better anyway... Still, useful for some.

edit: and I love this new edit thing! But sometimes it's just the old one... I wonder why.

[Mr. Noodles]

spel chek? Letz see if it werks.


Would someone mind telling me how to run spell check?

Look at the top right corner. It's the check mark with "ABC" above it.

EDIT: Nevermind. Mannen just explained it.

[T-6005]

I went and got breakfast.

I think - I didn't notice the forum going down.

[Professor Chaos]

...The forum was down?

[no_way]

I chatted, played guitar and made some picture uploads. Wrote a new song, yay!

PS, I love the new features, the more I discover the more I love 'em

[DeAtHsTaR]

Am I the only one unable to click on the buttons when I'm making a post?

[nieh]

I sat at my desk at work and began to weep.

[Paint_It_Black]

Yes. It was down for about an hour I think. By the way Professor Chaos, It's probably not a good idea to give your password out to complete strangers anymore.

-Mr. Orange

Apparently Mr. Orange and Professor Chaos are the newest bbs couple.

SIGN INTO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT YOU LAZY FUCKS!

[Sinister]

I don't know when it happened, so I can't say what I did. I do like those new features.:)
eit : lolz @ new bbs couple.

[Mr. Orange]

Apparently Mr. Orange and Professor Chaos are the newest bbs couple.

SIGN INTO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT YOU LAZY FUCKS!

I always do. I talked to him on msn and he just gave me his password when I jokingly asked. I didn't think it was actually gonna work. Giving out his password probably has something to do with why he got banned the first time.

[Paint_It_Black]

You mean he existed before this exact moment? Funny, I never noticed.

[Paint_It_Black]

spel chek? Letz see if it werks.


Would someone mind telling me how to run spell check?

I actually found this quite amusing.

[0r4ng3]

You mean he existed before this exact moment? Funny, I never noticed.
I think Professor Chaos used to be turb0negr0.

[Vera]

I cured cancer.

[no_way]

Professor Chaos told a bunch of BBS member what the password was (he was quite proud of it). Mr. Orange must be the only one with enough free time and memory to remember the whole thing and enter on his account.

[Lizardus]

I slept for the past 12 1/2 hours.

[T-6005]

I cured cancer.
Instead of making me muffins?

Women these days, honestly.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I think Professor Chaos used to be turb0negr0.

Wait, are you sure?!

[Amiralanal]

i would like a blowjob and a beer tonight.

[no_way]

Wait, are you sure?!

Sure, according to him he's been banned for no reason at all.

[Sinister]

Not quite in the current topic, but anyway. We still can't use the calendar. :(

[Mr. Orange]

I think Professor Chaos used to be turb0negr0.
Wait, are you sure?!
Yes, he was turb0negr0. The first time I talked to him he was saying that he couldn't figure out why he got got banned. The second time I talked to him he just said out of nowhere - "I've got a really cool password" or something like that. So I asked him what it was and he told me.

[Paint_It_Black]

I think Professor Chaos used to be turb0negr0.

Is he that Roger guy that Ruroken is totally fucking gay for?

[no_way]

Not quite in the current topic, but anyway. We still can't use the calendar. :(

You mean what you're saying isn't in the current topic, or you mean that the thread isn't in the right topic? Because I think this should be in offspring.com talk.

[no_way]

Is he that Roger guy that Ruroken is totally fucking gay for?

His name is Roger as far as I'm concerned, so yeah, maybe.

[Vera]

Instead of making me muffins?

Let me correct myself. I cured cancer, 20 minutes. I baked muffins, 10 minutes. I discovered a new solar system, 15 minutes. I summed up the whole universe in one mathematical sentence, 15 minutes.

[Sinister]

You mean what you're saying isn't in the current topic, or you mean that the thread isn't in the right topic? Because I think this should be in offspring.com talk.

my post was off-topic considering the ongoing discussion, which in turn was somewhat off-topic from the thread title.

[T-6005]

Let me correct myself. I cured cancer, 20 minutes. I baked muffins, 10 minutes. I discovered a new solar system, 15 minutes. I summed up the whole universe in one mathematical sentence, 15 minutes.
6(muffins) > Cancer + solar system + universe + muffins

....32 seconds.

n00b.

[DeAtHsTaR]

None of the buttons work in firefox.

[Whiplash]

I looked at the TV.

You just lookd at it?? huhm weird.

I went of to the gym.

[SkunkIt]

I pretty much played video games with a ten year old that comes over to our house alot. He was glued to Dynasty warrior 3, untill I introduced him to Jak 3. I gotta buy some new games, most of mine suck.


His name is Roger as far as I'm concerned, so yeah, maybe.
Yup, awesome guy.

[Mr. Noodles]

Yup, awesome guy.
I wish I knew his new username was Prof. Chaos.
I've wanted to talk to him for such a long time!

[Professor Chaos]

Is he that Roger guy that Ruroken is totally fucking gay for?

Hey, we're gay for each other.

[ninthlayer]

I never would have known that the board was down if it weren't for the threads talking about it.

I'm glad that the signature photo option has limitations, the last thing we need around here is Eliezer's Ass Part II.

[Sunny]

oh great, signature pics.

during the time the board was down, i spent $1600 to get my car out (AHHHH) and ate mac&cheese at bamn!. sweetest automat ever.

[ninthlayer]

Magdalena, that was the best reaction possible to the revival of signature pictures.

No more truck?

[Nineteen Seventy Nine]

I played 9 holes of golf. First time in my entire life. I got a 96. That's bad.

In about a week, I think I'm going to shut off signatures.

[Sunny]

well, no. truck got towed. it was $1600 to pay off the tickets and get the sucker back. it's going bye byes on thursday, though.

[Rag Doll]

i was at work. depending on what time it was i was either..

a) being annoyed by customers
b) wandering around with one of the stockboys, pretending i am extremely busy
c) sitting down holding my head trying not to black out and then attempting to drive home. the head manager sent me home because i was making him nervous.

needless to say....it didnt really matter much to me that the bbs was down.

[ninthlayer]

well, no. truck got towed. it was $1600 to pay off the tickets and get the sucker back. it's going bye byes on thursday, though.
That's rough, sorry to hear it. What did it get towed for (was it that unmarked commercial vehicle business again)?

[XYlophonetreeZ]

I cut my wrists and cried because the forums were down.

[T-6005]

I think signature quotes are a horrible, horrible idea. It's going to make for so much clutter.

Hey, we're gay for each other.
Please stop trying to be funny. Or, if you laughed at your own joke, please stop "being" funny.

[0r4ng3]

I think signature quotes are a horrible, horrible idea. It's going to make for so much clutter.
I'm gonna assume that you mean signature images.

It's not so bad, the maximum you can have is one 500x100 image. People's sigs take up more room with stupid links, stupid song lyrics, and/or stupid quotes anyway. It won't make much difference.

[Manic Subsidal Boy]

i cried :'( then i did stuff

[Jebus]

Whenever I visit a forum that allows pictures in sigs, I confuse the picture as part of a the post. Then I spend a few moments trying to find the relationship between the post and the picture untill I realize it's just part of the signiture and I feel stupid...so yeah, I don't like signiture pics.

Please stop trying to be funny. Or, if you laughed at your own joke, please stop "being" funny.
I thought that was uncalled for. He's generally cool.

[All About Eve]

I had a two hour swim practice.

[T-6005]

I thought that was uncalled for. He's generally cool.

The post reeked of trying.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Actually, it really didn't.

[T-6005]

Actually, it really didn't.
I disagree. I found the humor bland and uninspiring, with absolutely nothing worthwhile - and it was delivered in the most annoying of ways.

Not that humor has to be inspiring, but still - it was crap and it reeked of trying.

[Paint_It_Black]

I'm with Rick on this one. I thought his joke was alright. However, it concerns me that so many of our B-list members seem to worship this Roger person. It's like he's building a zombie army or something. Scary shit.

I can't believe I totally just disagreed with Thibault. My world is crumbling.

[Sin Studly]

It reeked of failing, not trying. The trying was just a faint 'freshly cut lawn' odour. The fail was full-blown 'unwashed fat girl on her period' reek.

[SplinterByMyOwnDesign]

It reeked of failing, not trying. The trying was just a faint 'freshly cut lawn' odour. The fail was full-blown 'unwashed fat girl on her period' reek.

I thought you sat there staring at the boards, waiting for them to come back online.

[H1T_That]

I wasn't on the computer, so didn't notice when the BBS went down.

[Sin Studly]

I thought you sat there staring at the boards, waiting for them to come back online.

Now that reeked of trying.

[SplinterByMyOwnDesign]

Now that reeked of trying.

And how are you today?

[0r4ng3]

I'm with Rick on this one. I thought his joke was alright. However, it concerns me that so many of our B-list members seem to worship this Roger person. It's like he's building a zombie army or something. Scary shit.

I can't believe I totally just disagreed with Thibault. My world is crumbling.
Just out of curiosity, what counts as a B-list member?

[Paint_It_Black]

Just out of curiosity, what counts as a B-list member?

I have no defined parameters, though I expect if we made a list they'd turn out mostly the same.

You know, people who try too hard, people who haven't ever come into their own, people who are always here but barely known, or known for the wrong reasons. People who constantly suck up to others. People who just don't seem comfortable being themselves. I won't name names because that would seem petty.

Remember how you were before you fully settled in? Well, some people never seem to quite settle in, and I think of them as B-list members.

[Whiplash]

Me?????

(ten characters)

[Paint_It_Black]

Me?????

(ten characters)

You haven't been here long enough yet, but unless you make some huge changes then yes, you.

By the way, this isn't me judging people. This is me paying attention to how other members are perceived by the majority of the board.

[killer_queen]

You know, people who try too hard, people who haven't ever come into their own, people who are always here but barely known, or known for the wrong reasons. People who constantly suck up to others. People who just don't seem comfortable being themselves. I won't name names because that would seem petty.
Stop not naming names. It always brings tons of insecure dumbos asking "me? is it me? lol" and that's one of the most annoying things.

Also, it makes me curious but that's not the problem...

[Paint_It_Black]

We all know who they are, and they know who they are. And anyone who feels the need to ask is most probably going to be one. It's not like it even matters anyway.

[Whiplash]

I was just kidding with my other post, I'm sorry if Rub't someone the wrong way.