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Nina

09-02-2006, 02:39 PM

I loved Justin Timberlakes performance. The good thing is, I dont have MTV so I chose the performances I wanted to watch on youtube.
I couldnt find Christina Aguilera, though. Was she good?

Rag Doll

09-02-2006, 03:12 PM

she sounded good and looked a-fucking-mazing. i wasnt completely thrilled with her performance though, cause it was a slow song and towards the end of the show so i was getting all tired/bored. if she had been on earlier it would have been better.

Nina

09-02-2006, 03:14 PM

I watched her perform that song in another show and it was brilliant. Bitch can sing.
And I saw pictures. I agree 100% with your statement. She had a beautiful dress on! I'm sick of her hair tho.

bd007h

09-02-2006, 03:26 PM

Avenged Sevenfold won Best New Artist, so I'm happy.

offspring fan

09-02-2006, 03:29 PM

ZOMG!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/_the_offspring_/1157151489_f.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nina

09-02-2006, 03:32 PM

I couldnt find Christina Aguilera, though.

Found it. I didnt look hard enough :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=336wQoTOytc

sk8ter-hater

09-02-2006, 03:32 PM

I caught the last minute about half-an-hour ago. Jack Black said he gave the night a rusty trombone. Giving a rusty trombone to anything is a bad idea.

Andy

09-02-2006, 03:59 PM

I went to school with a girl who was honestly identical to Davey Havoc. She had the freaky chin as well.

Tigger Army

09-02-2006, 04:12 PM

that's no pretty woman then

Vera

09-02-2006, 04:12 PM

I only saw Shakira's performance and Christ, what a waste. They give her a routine slightly different from her usual and she can't perform for shit.

JohnnyNemesis

09-02-2006, 04:15 PM

I hate to sound like a typical MTV basher omg I am tru punx u r all lame, but holy fuck I can't believe anyone here watched it. I shouldn't be surprised, but I still am.

I'd be less offended by those of you who watch necrophiliac pornography, which, by the way, isn't that different from an AFI performance.

Tigger Army

09-02-2006, 04:17 PM

Well Johnny, I didn't watch it. Infact I didn't even know it was on

Endymion

09-02-2006, 04:41 PM

don't forget that it was little miss "omg misfits are tru punx!!! / distillers speak to my soul!" who started this thread.

Tigger Army

09-02-2006, 04:43 PM

that explains why she would bother to watch this.

Rag Doll

09-02-2006, 05:04 PM

don't forget that it was little miss "omg misfits are tru punx!!! / distillers speak to my soul!" who started this thread.

i never really read this person's posts until you said that. thanks, i'm highly amused now =D

Tigger Army

09-02-2006, 05:07 PM

btw aren't the distillers that mediocre band with worthless vocals by that wife of Rancid dude (another of my not so favorite vocalist)?

Endymion

09-02-2006, 05:09 PM

yes. it still troubles me that andy outbreak (of model american and the nerve agents fame) was/is in the distillers. and that timmy stardust (of the same bands as andy) went out with one of the other chicks that was in there.

ninthlayer

09-02-2006, 05:13 PM

THe VMAs, serious business.

I got a bunch of e-mails from the AFI mailing list that were like "ZOMG< VOTE4US@VMAS!" Fuck that noise, not interested.

RickyCrack

09-02-2006, 05:25 PM

Dimebag would've voted for puddle of mud.

ninthlayer

09-02-2006, 05:28 PM

Dimebag voted for himself from beyond the grave. It kinda pissed God off when he did it though.

Ninty Man

09-02-2006, 06:48 PM

I'm glad for AFI (I like December Underground, don't fuck me)

But... MEN HAVOK LOOKS SOOOO MUCH LIKE A GIRL

0r4ng3

09-02-2006, 07:27 PM

I'm glad for AFI (I like December Underground, don't fuck me)
Oh, trust me, no one will.

I don't like watching most awards shows. I don't need to be told what's good. Especially if what I'm told is utter crap.

bd007h

09-02-2006, 08:28 PM

btw aren't the distillers that mediocre band with worthless vocals by that wife of Rancid dude (another of my not so favorite vocalist)?

She's now with Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age.

ninthlayer

09-02-2006, 08:31 PM

For some reason I knew that supervirgin5000 would drop that bit of trivia.

Sunny

09-02-2006, 09:29 PM

aahah.

i haven't seen the vma's. no tv/cable/desire to watch it, really.

ps. signature pics=worst thing ever. :[

ninthlayer

09-02-2006, 09:30 PM

Eliezer's signature.

Sunny

09-02-2006, 09:48 PM

actually, i'm not sure what's worse. naked man ass or horrid lettering.. or pictures of the offspring.

0r4ng3

09-02-2006, 09:51 PM

horrid lettering

Oh c'mon, it's not that bad!

Sunny

09-02-2006, 09:57 PM

lose the dropshadow.

=p

i was talking about the green, turtletastic abomination, though. it's cool for a cartoon... but seeing it 10 times in a row = ow.

ninthlayer

09-02-2006, 10:45 PM

What about Dimebag?

JohnnyNemesis

09-02-2006, 11:08 PM

More Dimebag, plz.

ninthlayer

09-03-2006, 02:53 AM

done and done

Manic Subsidal Boy

09-03-2006, 03:21 AM

i watched it, boring......

Nina

09-03-2006, 04:40 AM

I never understood why people dont disable signatures. I've been doing that from the beginning and I am almost as satisfied as a woman can be!

Tizzalicious

09-03-2006, 04:46 AM

you miss funny quotes though!

Tigger Army

09-03-2006, 04:49 AM

just like most people WITH signatures

Marco

09-03-2006, 10:35 AM

VMA wasn't all that good.....

Whiplash

09-03-2006, 10:55 AM

The VMA's sucked......hard.....

Andy

09-03-2006, 10:57 AM

I am almost as satisfied as a woman can be!

I know that I should be making a smart-ass comment in response to this quote, but I'm too groggy to think today. Remind me about it in a couple of days.

ilovellamas

09-03-2006, 01:30 PM

I watched shakira's and christina's performances on youtube. I love 'hips don't lie' (guilty pleasure there), but the performance was awful. Her voice sound like crap... sounded like she was struggling to hit the notes. Also, her stage presense blew. She's not a good dancer, so I don't get why everyone thinks she's so great.

Christina... well I know she can sing... I admitted that as early as "genie in a bottle". I still dislike her voice and her style. She slurs all her notes together, and has poor control over dynamics. Regardless, this is the first Christina song that didn't make me want to shoot myself between the eyes. It was pretty, and she seemed to learn a bit more dynamic control in this one.

Later i'll watch the killers... not a fan of ok go or justin...

ninthlayer

09-03-2006, 04:41 PM

Oh man, I'm going to have to look up the Shakira performance. I really hope that you're all just horrible judges of taste and that it was amazing.

ilovellamas

09-03-2006, 07:28 PM

the only way you could enjoy the performance is either:

you love everything shakira does, regardless of how good it really is

or

you are very, very easy to please.

Ninty Man

09-03-2006, 09:55 PM

the only way you could enjoy the performance is either:

you love everything shakira does, regardless of how good it really is

or

you are very, very easy to please.

I love her dancing... drollzzzzzzzzz

ninthlayer

09-03-2006, 10:13 PM

You're a fag.

I mean it, seriously.
GRLS? ZOMG I LIEK GIRLZ BECUZ DEY R HOT & I LIEK 2 SEXX THEM N TEH VAGAINA! U NO WUT I MEAN? HOT... DROLLZZZZZZZZZ

I mean, yeah, objectifying women is all well and good, but only when done while in close proximity with them (so they can react to it). Talking about it over the internet or while hanging out with your frat brothers is just fucking sleazy and wholly unbecoming of a respectable gentleman.

DeAtHsTaR

09-03-2006, 10:16 PM

Afi's singer is pretty hot.

you know, for a GOTH chick.

0r4ng3

09-03-2006, 10:18 PM

Hooray for original jokes!

http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20030203.gif

ninthlayer

09-03-2006, 10:20 PM

Call out owned. Hi Zack McVey.

PS - Everyone should be taking note of how chivalrous I am and shit.

Rag Doll

09-03-2006, 10:20 PM

Jesse, we already know dain has a problem with originality.

(but it's still amusing =D)

DeAtHsTaR

09-03-2006, 10:25 PM

Hooray for original jokes!

http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20030203.gif
Very yay, someone other than Rick on this BBS reads NN2S. I said that hoping SOMEONE would get it.

So did anyone notice that Mitch has started posting new comics again?

0r4ng3

09-03-2006, 10:26 PM

Um...tru punx?

ilovellamas

09-03-2006, 10:30 PM

I like nn2s and I'm not punk... you can enjoy it and think it's funny without being a pretentious ass.

DeAtHsTaR

09-03-2006, 10:49 PM

I like nn2s and I'm not punk... you can enjoy it and think it's funny without being a pretentious ass.
I totally agree.

JohnnyNemesis

09-03-2006, 11:42 PM

So did anyone notice that Mitch has started posting new comics again?

Yeah, and they're okay. On a side note, anyone else think SARC REALLY sucks for the most part?

I like nn2s and I'm not punk... you can enjoy it and think it's funny without being a pretentious ass.

This is true, even though Mitch Clem himself is quite a pretentious ass.

0r4ng3

09-03-2006, 11:43 PM

On a side note, anyone else think SARC REALLY sucks for the most part?
Oh, so you're one of them (http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/index.php?comic=18). I for one think it's funny.

JohnnyNemesis

09-03-2006, 11:48 PM

Haha! I am so not one of them, but I fucking loved that strip cause I agreed with him in that case!

It's just that SARC is either way too personal shit that few of us have any reason to give a shit about, or generic stereotypes about women, etc. I mean, there's lots of gold in SARC, but some of it is such shit.

0r4ng3

09-03-2006, 11:49 PM

Haha! I am so not one of them, but I fucking loved that strip cause I agreed with him in that case!
Yeah, that's a good one. Did you read the one before it? Because that's the whole joke.

JohnnyNemesis

09-03-2006, 11:50 PM

I've read every single one of them, I punx.

One of my favorites for many reasons, subtlety being one:

http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/images/comic_files/20060128.jpg