Plague or Cholera

[Amiralanal]

i came up with a fun idea of a thread. it is based on the same system as Song vs Song.
You come up with two horrible scenarios, and the person who responses has too choose between the two scenarios. he/she MUST choose, and dying is not an option.

i start:

1.Watch 1 hour of hardcore porno with your parents
OR
2. watch 1 hour of softcore porn featuring your parents

now someone must answer, and come up with two new horrible options.

[HeadAroundU]

Jojan or Amiralanal? would be an awesome title for this thread.

[Corpse]

This is a horrible This or That thread basically then.

[H1T_That]

i came up with a fun idea of a thread. it is based on the same system as Song vs Song.
You come up with two horrible scenarios, and the person who responses has too choose between the two scenarios. he/she MUST choose, and dying is not an option.

i start:

1.Watch 1 hour of hardcore porno with your parents
OR
2. watch 1 hour of softcore porn featuring your parents

now someone must answer, and come up with two new horrible options.


I'll play along.

I choose option 1.

1. Fuck a dog
OR
2. Fuck your mam/dad.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Jojan or Amiralanal? would be an awesome title for this thread.

For once, I agree with you.

[ilovellamas]

This is a horrible This or That thread basically then.

I always called it "would you rather?".

EDIT: This game is good when you're really bored, if the people playing are actually interesting.

[Amiralanal]

I'll play along.

I choose option 1.

1. Fuck a dog
OR
2. Fuck your mam/dad.


ill go for option 1.

1.be naked in the school a whole day
OR
2.be naked at home for a year

[ilovellamas]

someone come up with something non sexual and maybe i'll play.

[SkunkIt]

Edit: oops, I forgot to answer the question.

be naked in the school a whole day

put your hand in jojan's pile of nails or lick GG Allin's hand after a concert?

[JohnnyNemesis]

I wanna stick my hand in Jojan's pile of nails just to find out what the fuck they are.

[Betty]

I'm almost tempted to want to squeeze Jojan's man boobs. (Or Dexter's man boobs for that matter, oh baby.)

[Amiralanal]

stop talking about man-boobs.

[ilovellamas]

stop talking.

[Amiralanal]

i have to stop hangin out here in my free time.

dont wanna end up like you idiots

[Sin Studly]

Hammer a rusty nail through your genitals

or

Admit the Swedish are human.

[Andy]

Urgh, the ones suggested so far are fucking weak. I mean, come on people: nudity at home? Watching porn with your folks? Christmas day.

Give me an hour and I'm sure I could scrape together some at least half-decent suggestions.

[Paint_It_Black]

Hammer a rusty nail through your genitals

or

Admit the Swedish are human.

This is the stupidest one yet. Hammer a rusty nail through my genitals or tell a lie? Not exactly a difficult choice.

Here's one specifically for ilovellamas:

Be given a simple injection

or

Die of cancer.

[ilovellamas]

This is the stupidest one yet. Hammer a rusty nail through my genitals or tell a lie? Not exactly a difficult choice.

Here's one specifically for ilovellamas:

Be given a simple injection

or

Die of cancer.

haha. you ass.

[Tigger Army]

I suppose the injection but I'd prefer euthanasia with gas or something (not much into needles).

Kill your girlfriend/boyfriend or yourself

[Paint_It_Black]

Seriously though ilovellamas, go to a doctor.

Tigger, it wasn't supposed to be a lethal injection. I actually lolled at your post though.

[ilovellamas]

I would easily kill myself over someone I cared about. depends on the relationship, though (and since I'm not in one now, I can't really use an example).

Here's one for anyone who likes Buffy ;) (I was watching it tonight, so it's on my mind)

get your blood drained by a vampire and die.

or

get sired by a vampire.

[Tigger Army]

Seriously though ilovellamas, go to a doctor.

Tigger, it wasn't supposed to be a lethal injection. I actually lolled at your post though.

oh! Then bring on the needles!

[Paint_It_Black]

get sired by a vampire.

I'd love to be a vampire. Who wouldn't?

[Tigger Army]

Well if that means I can suck my gf dry and thus live together with her for eternity. AND not having to work to survive... count me in!

[Paint_It_Black]

count me in!

Not a huge surprise from someone with a demonic clown for an avatar ;)

[Andy]

Well if that means I can suck my gf dry

I must be ill, I can't think of a decent innuendo to that.

[Tigger Army]

geesh! I put my head on a wooden log. Give you an axe. And you STILL can't figure out a way to cut off my head?

[Duskygrin]

Plague & cholera, not mutually exclusive are they? Scrofulous, spot-riddled old women. Yummy.

[Whiplash]

Giving you're grandma head.

or

Getting head from you're grandma.

This one really sucks.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Everyone who seriously replied to this deserves a slap.

[Amiralanal]

i say getting head from my grandma

getting raped in the ass by a black man every morning you wake up for the next 20 years

OR

get a dogs cumshot on all of your meals for the rest of your life

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Plague or Cholera? I hope you get both. Simultaneously.

[HeadAroundU]

I'm surprised that it's not locked by now. It's funny to have a thread like this for a few hours but now LOCK IT, please!

[ilovellamas]

would you rather can be a fun game, like I said... anal and all the other morons who make every single one about sex shouldn't be allowed to play, though.

[Whiplash]

I just figured i'd tone it down to anal's level.

Would you rather:

Run 50 miles barefoot over hot asfalt.

or

Role around in poisen ivy, with nothing but your underpants on.


This was kinda what you where talking about right?

[ilovellamas]

running 50 miles would probably literally kill me, and my feet would probably suffer severe burns. poison ivy can be cured pretty instantly if you know what the problem is. So I'll take the ivy.

would you rather:

be locked in a cage with a wild tiger

or

lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot.

[Mr. Noodles]

Lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot.

Would you rather...

1: Lose your arms?

or

2: Lose your legs?

[Whiplash]

That depends on weather or not the riger ate already, If he did i;d surely go with the tiger.


Would you rather fight an angry pitbull.

Or

Fight an angry mike tyson.

Edit: i'm not even paying attention to noodlesfan.

[noodlesfan]

Would you rather fight an angry pitbull.

Or

Fight an angry mike tyson.

Pitbull

__________
Connect a tube to your ass and mouth, forcing yourself to eat your own shit everytime you have to go.

or

Cut off your nipple.

[Amiralanal]

That depends on weather or not the riger ate already, If he did i;d surely go with the tiger.


Would you rather fight an angry pitbull.

Or

Fight an angry mike tyson.

Edit: i'm not even paying attention to noodlesfan.

this level is ok.

i would fight tyson.


would you rather smoke mayyonaise
or
smoke skippy peanutbutter

[Mr. Noodles]

That depends on weather or not the riger ate already, If he did i;d surely go with the tiger.


Would you rather fight an angry pitbull.

Or

Fight an angry mike tyson.

Edit: i'm not even paying attention to noodlesfan.

Mike Tyson.

Would you rather...

1: Lick noodlesfan's knife?

or

2: eat a pizza covered in his saliva?

[Mr. Noodles]

this level is ok.

i would fight tyson.


would you rather smoke mayyonaise
or
smoke skippy peanutbutter
Smoke peanut butter.
Mike Tyson.

Would you rather...

1: Lick noodlesfan's knife?

or

2: eat a pizza covered in his saliva?

[Sin Studly]

Would you rather?

Have this thread locked?

or

Have this thread deleted?

[noodlesfan]

Would you rather?

Have this thread locked?

or

Have this thread deleted?

Lock

If it's locked, it can stand as a monument to the idiots who've posted here.

[Whiplash]

Tough one.......


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Would you rather kick jojans ass.

or

kick anal's ass?

[noodlesfan]

Would you rather kick jojans ass.

or

kick anal's ass?

Jojan's

Would you rather lick Jojan's ass

or anal's?

[Sin Studly]

Would you rather kick jojans ass.

or

kick anal's ass?

Don't forget ; kicking is for sissys.

[Whiplash]

Oooo my bad.


Would you rather punch jojans face in.


Or

punch anal's face in.

[ilovellamas]

god damn it. you people are incapable of playing this game. I quit. lock this thread.

[Mr. Noodles]

Oooo my bad.


Would you rather punch jojans face in.


Or

punch anal's face in.
Anal's .

[Amazed]

i came up with a fun idea of a thread. it is based on the same system as Song vs Song.
You come up with two horrible scenarios, and the person who responses has too choose between the two scenarios. he/she MUST choose, and dying is not an option.

i start:

1.Watch 1 hour of hardcore porno with your parents
OR
2. watch 1 hour of softcore porn featuring your parents

now someone must answer, and come up with two new horrible options.

Du råkar inte ha sett High Chaparall?

[Amiralanal]

Du råkar inte ha sett High Chaparall?

min syrra sa det där till mig, och hon är ett high chaparallfan så antagligen kommer det därifrån

[Whiplash]

For the last fucking time , gods language please!!!

[Amazed]

min syrra sa det där till mig, och hon är ett high chaparallfan så antagligen kommer det därifrån

ooh... jag älskar high chaparall, filip o fredrik äger.

[DeAtHsTaR]

ill go for option 1.

1.be naked in the school a whole day
OR
2.be naked at home for a year
Hahaha you'd fuck a dog.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

This is a fucking stupid thread, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[DeAtHsTaR]

This is a fucking stupid thread, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Grow a sense of humor.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Grow a sense of humour that exceeds one of a 12 year old.

[DeAtHsTaR]

Grow a sense of humour that exceeds one of a 12 year old.

You're nearly alone in this thread.

[Little_Miss_1565]

You're nearly alone in this thread.

But not on the board.

[DeAtHsTaR]

But not on the board.

I wasn't talking about myself, he was implying everyone in this thread that responded postively has the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

[Amiralanal]

and i hate you all

[Amazed]

and i hate you all

hata inte mig. jag gillar ju den här tråden :p

[Amiralanal]

hata inte mig. jag gillar ju den här tråden :p


du är svensk så du klarar dig. men jag hatar alla jävla dryga, elaka europeer och amerikaner

[Amazed]

du är svensk så du klarar dig. men jag hatar alla jävla dryga, elaka europeer och amerikaner

mjo.. dom flesta här e så jävla otrevliga hela tiden, helt i onödan.

[Duskygrin]

Would you rather...

- be bald?

- be obese?

wow this is SO MUCH FUN

sorry to the bald & the obese out there

[Lodat225]

Be bald.

Would you rather ...

- pass gas in a job interview or
- pass gas while you're in school?

Yes, i suck.

[Duskygrin]

How charming. In school. Coz there are WATER CLOSETS... in a job interview, I'd be mortified beyond reprieve. Besides, I never p. g.

Would you rather

- have sex with the ugliest girl you know?

- have sex with a guy of average looks?

[Lodat225]

Have sex with the ugliest girl i know. I don't want my anus ripped apart.

Would you rather ...

- get your vagina infected or
- have your anus infected?

[Duskygrin]

The most delightful conversation I've had in years. Erm the anus I th-think, hoping the infection won't spread to the vagina. It's really repulsive.

Would you rather

- drink your piss?

- get your head thrust in the toilet cistern?

[sKratch]

I wanna stick my hand in Jojan's pile of nails just to find out what the fuck they are.

Dude you gotta find out how much they weight.

[Lodat225]

The most delightful conversation I've had in years. Erm the anus I th-think, hoping the infection won't spread to the vagina. It's really repulsive.

Would you rather

- drink your piss?

- get your head thrust in the toilet cistern?

aghhh. don't know. I guess drink my own piss ... just to see how it taste like...

would you rather

- dress in a hobo's clothing in front of your love ( that you don't know yet?)
- wear nothing in front of your love (that you don't know yet)

[Amiralanal]

would you rather

- dress in a hobo's clothing in front of your love ( that you don't know yet?)
- wear nothing in front of your love (that you don't know yet)



I dont know what a hobo is, but i dont like being naked, i dont like my tits and my fat ass, so ill go for the costume.



Watch hardcoreporno with your parents

or

watch softcore porno starring your parents

[Duskygrin]

Hmm this one is very complex, you haven't specified the circumstances & many parameters must be taken into account before I can compute the answer:

- are we alone or are there ppl in the room/street/whatev?
- has someone worn the clothes before me? or are there brand-new hobo's clothes size 1?
- do the clothes smell?
- are the clothes stained? do they look shat upon/vomitted upon?

If we're alone, I'd rather be naked. If there are ppl, I'd prefer wearing clean, unworn hobo's clothes. If the clothes have been worn or are stained or of a shitty colour, I'd rather be naked.

Would you rather

- be cheated upon by your girlfriend?

- lose a 100$ bet?

[Lodat225]

losing the bet. 100 dollars isn't as bad as being cheated on.

- find out your husband cheated on you with an shit-ugly woman.
- find out your husband cheated on you with a guy.

[Duskygrin]

The shit-ugly slut. The idea of marrying a closet-fag is too much to bear.

Would you rather

- not eat for 3 days
- not drink for 1 day

[Lodat225]

Not drink for 1 day. I haveeeeeeee to eat.

would you rather ...

- go through footbinding or
- have your face deformed?

[Duskygrin]

Footbinding. Strange as it may seem, my face is precious to me. But footbinding is atrocious... oh gosh. This is hard.

Would you rather

- lose your job?

- lose your wife? (meaning that she dumps you like shite on the pavement)

[Lodat225]

aghhh ... lose my job. It's my wife, i don't want to lose her.

uhmm. would you rather ...

- get your legs cut off or
- have your arms cut off?

[Bazza]

aghhh ... lose my job. It's my wife, i don't want to lose her.

uhmm. would you rather ...

- get your legs cut off or
- have your arms cut off?

Both......

[Duskygrin]

Oh this is too much. I mean... it's horrible! okay my legs. I need my arms. My fingers. They make electrical wheelchairs, don't they?

Would you rather

- dance naked in front of a female teacher?

- dance naked in front of your father?

[Bazza]

Oh this is too much. I mean... it's horrible! okay my legs. I need my arms. My fingers. They make electrical wheelchairs, don't they?

Would you rather

- dance naked in front of a female teacher?

- dance naked in front of your father?

Considering I fancied my Russian teacher at school (she was hot!), I'd say the teacher :p

Be blind

or

Be deaf

[Duskygrin]

Be deaf. I have to see.

Would you rather

- be the butt of everybody's scorn & jibes?

- be on the ugly side of plain but quite popular?

[Lodat225]

- be on the ugly side of plain. i don't want to be the butt of the jokes. :(

- have no friends at all?
- have friends that secretly talk shit about you behind you?

[Duskygrin]

Have no friends at all. A friend that ill-speaks of you isn't a friend. Better be alone than ill-accompanied runs the French saying.

Would you rather

- catch a wretched cold?

- have a splitting migraine?

you answer that but I gotta take 40 winks. I'll come back for it some other day ok? nighty-night

[Lodat225]

goodnight. wretched cold. i hate headaches.

would you rather...

- vomit organs or
- shit out organs?

[Duskygrin]

shit out organs. you can read or sing in the loo but you can't read or sing when you're vomiting, besides it rasps your throat pretty bad. I don't mind leaving the cistern brown with my droppings as long as others clean it.

Would you rather

- work in the local food chain (Mc Do for inst)

- work in the local supermarket as cashier

sorry was too tantalizing had to answer

byeeeeeeeeee