The Official JohnnyNemesis Fan Club

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

We all love Rick, and as I'm the first to say it in thread form, I get first luvinz.

[ilovellamas]

Can I be sexretary?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Sure, and you get second luvinz.

[ilovellamas]

I don't mind sharing him with anotha man.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Can I join? I'm good at administering self-love, especially physically.

[ilovellamas]

physical self-love is not allowed when I'm around. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[JohnnyNemesis]

Okay, just make sure you're like, always around then. We'll need to dip into our funds to get knee pillows too...

[RickyCrack]

If anybody lays a hand on my MAN-chocolate, I will freak out.

[ilovellamas]

oh boy is it ever too late!

[SkunkIt]

I am joining your club! *Makes a Rick shrine*

[ilovellamas]

If you need materials for your shrine, I think I have extras that I ran outta room for...

[SkunkIt]

Thank you for the matrials!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/578/shrinetn8.png

[Nina]

Penis.

I mean, he's in. No wait I mean I AM IN. In the fan club.

[Vera]

I liked him better before he sold out and all those poseurs started humping his leg. :/

[ilovellamas]

You mean, you liked ricky when he was underground.

[Vera]

I liked Ricky back when he wasn't mainstream, yeah.

[noodlesfan]

Tell me to kill myself one more time, please. For old-time's sake.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Penis.

I mean, he's in. No wait I mean I AM IN. In the fan club.

God, I love you.

I liked Ricky back when he wasn't mainstream, yeah.

I'm still tru punx :(

Tell me to kill myself one more time, please. For old-time's sake.

Go away, no one likes you.

[killer_queen]

I liked him better before he sold out and all those poseurs started humping his leg. :/

Agreed. You people are fucking trendy assholes.

By the way, I'm starting an official Sanni fan club. But losers aren't invited.

[ilovellamas]

It's not my fault that I didn't hear of him until recently! but I don't like him just cause everyone else does - I like who I wanna like!!

[Vera]

Let me guess.. Because you're alive?

[/vague Offspring lyrics reference]

[JohnnyNemesis]

I am alive. I am alive. I am alive.

[Mota Boy]

I liked Ricky back when he wasn't mainstream, yeah.
I liked him back when he was black.

[Endymion]

i don't associate with darkies.

ps: seckz plz?

[JoY]

STOP. Bella-time. *winknudgewink @ Rickrickyrickrick*

[Vera]

By the way, I'm starting an official Sanni fan club. But losers aren't invited.

I don't think there's a topic like that yet. Though I do have my own ballad and a couple of birthday threads.

[ninthlayer]

I've tasted of the Rick, fuck your club.

[JohnnyNemesis]

STOP. Bella-time. *winknudgewink @ Rickrickyrickrick*

This thread is full of quotable sigs. I love you Bella marry me 2day.

I've tasted of the Rick, fuck your club.

You were on your knees at the fountain of Rick (lololol)

[JoY]

Ricardo? you should ask me properly. kinda in the position Sean tasted you LOL




ps. http://www.isawantsrickysex.com/

I don't think there's a topic like that yet. Though I do have my own ballad and a couple of birthday threads.

you are so CUTE! akfjasdf;lsj!!!!!11

[All About Eve]

Do joiners get noodz?

[no_way]

I almost got n00dz before this club even existed. pWWWWnage

[endlesst0m]

I admit it! Even though I don't really post here that much anymore, I often come back to read threads and I skip almost everything except what JohnnyNemesis and/or Sin Studly say/reply to. It's like a magazine subscription. And even though I'm not nearly as smart, I've picked up on some of the humour and arguing skills of the two.

[SkunkIt]

Do joiners get noodz?

Only if you pay a very high amount of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif, because Rick likes http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif.

[All About Eve]

Only if you pay a very high amount of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif, because Rick likes http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif.
I'm all out of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif though =(

[SkunkIt]

No autographed Rick n00dz for you. :(

However, you may purchase them when you have a ridiculous, excessively high amount of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif.

[JoY]

I got them for free! (yes u may h8 me & b jealous 4ever)

[All About Eve]

(yes u may h8 me & b jealous 4ever)
wat u sed.

NO MORE HOPE!:( :( :( :(

[JohnnyNemesis]

Ricardo? you should ask me properly. kinda in the position Sean tasted you LOL

lololol i am always on my knees just for you lolololol

Do joiners get noodz?

Yes.

I got them for free! (yes u may h8 me & b jealous 4ever)

This is true.

[coke_a_holic]

Rick is the man.

That is all.

[Mota Boy]

I almost got n00dz before this club even existed. pWWWWnage
Yeah, and Mark Bryan almost got laid twice. No pwnage for you.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Fan Club titles!

Leader of the Joint: TheUnholyNightbringer
Wife: JoY
Girlfriend: Nina
Sexretary: ilovellamas
Intern: no_way
Right hand man: coke_a_holic
Left hand man: 0r4ng3
Middle man: All About Eve
Image Finder: SkunkIt
Conspirators who want to destroy this club from the inside cause I am not a tru punx: Vera, killer_queen, ninthlayer.

[All About Eve]

Where the fuck am I?

[SkunkIt]

Image Finder: SkunkIt

Woo!

Rick shirts? lololololololololz


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9805/rickyo9.png

[JoY]

u cheatin', babez? already?

I suppose as long as it's with Nina, I can deal with it. I can't really say you can't. I mean, I would, too.

Rick shirts? lololololololololz
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9805/rickyo9.png

*gasp gasp supergasp*

....I WANTS IT!!

[0r4ng3]

Haha, I like how I'm the left-hand man. Because I'm a lefty?

Also, the shirt should have the "Living on a Prayer" gif. I don't know how that would work on a shirt, but try it anyway.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Where the fuck am I?

Um, you were there the whole time! *shifty eyes*

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9805/rickyo9.png

I approve, and strongly so.

I mean, I would, too.

*gasp gasp* WHORE! PHILANDERER! FUCKING SLUTZ0RZ!!!

[All About Eve]

Um, you were there the whole time! *shifty eyes*
Oh okay, I'm the sneaky middle man and didn't catch myself.:cool: ;)

[SkunkIt]

u cheatin', babez? already?

I suppose as long as it's with Nina, I can deal with it. I can't really say you can't. I mean, I would, too.



*gasp gasp supergasp*

....I WANTS IT!!

you can have one, If you give me alot of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dollar.gif.


Also, the shirt should have the "Living on a Prayer" gif. I don't know how that would work on a shirt, but try it anyway.


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4086/rick2uf3.png


I must go eat dinner now. [/informative]

[coke_a_holic]

As right hand man, I can only guess what kind of duties I'd assume. I gladly accept any and all that are assigned to me.

[JoY]

*gasp gasp* WHORE! PHILANDERER! FUCKING SLUTZ0RZ!!!

sorries?
*blushes from ear to ear, turns around & hurries away*

[RickyCrack]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9805/rickyo9.png

I would srsly wear this shirt. I live in Iowa and nobody would understand the reference. (i'm drunk, really really drunk. 'ask ninth' i've been drinking alot tonight'.) But I would so wear this shirt and people would be liek who is that and IId be like , he's my boyfriend.

[ninthlayer]

Funny story, as we left Happy Chef tonight I asked lushycrack to drive because I didn't want to. I can't believe you drove your ass back to Coralville tonight (but at least I got to jerk off to ZOMG INTERNET PORN ((lolololololol, arielrebel)) because you weren't sleeping on my couch). I think TBULT went to ChopCity, because he's not home. I forget what ChopCity is like. I'm a virgin.

RICKALMONTE - I miss you and demand that we see each other again. From the first time I touched your luscious lips I knew that I would never be the same. I love the dark meat, I saw a black ass tonight. I thought of you. Come to Iowa and you'll get room/board/cock. I love you. Good-night.

[I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana]

im sooo joyning. how much i luv jonnynemsis is big

[Vera]

im sooo joyning. how much i luv jonnynemsis is big

I agree with Ricky, this topic is FULL of quotables.

[sKratch]

u guys r all fags i h8 rick he made my <3 turn to </3.

[JohnnyNemesis]

RICKALMONTE - I miss you and demand that we see each other again. From the first time I touched your luscious lips I knew that I would never be the same. I love the dark meat, I saw a black ass tonight. I thought of you. Come to Iowa and you'll get room/board/cock. I love you. Good-night.

I'm gonna dig a deeper hole for you and watch your face change. ;)

I agree with Ricky, this topic is FULL of quotables.

lolz, check out the PM he sent me this morning:

im gonna rape u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolololol


u guys r all fags i h8 rick he made my <3 turn to </3.

fucking fag kll whitey y didnt u cum bak 2 c us?

[JohnnyNemesis]

I would srsly wear this shirt. I live in Iowa and nobody would understand the reference. (i'm drunk, really really drunk. 'ask ninth' i've been drinking alot tonight'.) But I would so wear this shirt and people would be liek who is that and IId be like , he's my boyfriend.

Oh how I hope you still feel this way when you're sober <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[JohnnyNemesis]

I apologize for the TRIPLE post, BUT this PM I just received is totally worth it:

u still bich asshole nigur. i rape u still!!!!!!!!!!!1

<3333333333333

[Sinister]

you are forgiven. teh lolz.

edit : lololololol


i hate u still like jonnynemsis
i rape u 2 2gether!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana]

FUCK U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bichs

[H1T_That]

May i join this club?

Is there an admission fee?

[Nineteen Seventy Nine]

I'm not sure, but I'm sure enough willing to pay the extra $100 for an extended membership. Does the money go to charity?

And lol at the Nirvana rape guy.

[0r4ng3]

Someone should found a I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana fan club. In order to be a member, he has to rape you.

[Sinister]

That wouldn't make it a very selective club; too mainstream.

[JohnnyNemesis]

May i join this club?

Is there an admission fee?

I'm not sure, but I'm sure enough willing to pay the extra $100 for an extended membership. Does the money go to charity?


You can both join, but any Brits not named TheUnholyNightbringer have to pay a $1,000 entrance fee. Sorry, them's the rules!

And NineteenSeventyNine, you're in for free 'cause we have the same taste in rare tracks. Your title is "Young Clone". And to answer your question, the money goes into the "Rick Supports the Prostitues of the United States (and throws the money on the floor lolololol)" charity.

Also, I like this PM I just got:

if u post of my thretts 1 more time!!!!!!!!!!! i will rape u in da butt. it hurt baddd!!!! u fuck nigur!!!!!1

[0r4ng3]

Wow, is he real? I can't think that he's anything but a troll account.

[Sinister]

Do I get free membership because I got hate mail too ?

[JohnnyNemesis]

Jesse, I think he's a troll too. He brings the lolz though.

Sinister, get enough hate mail and not only do you get in for free, but you get prostitues too lololol.

[H1T_That]

You can both join, but any Brits not named TheUnholyNightbringer have to pay a $1,000 entrance fee. Sorry, them's the rules!



Bargain baby!!!

Whats my title/role in the club?

[Sinister]

how much would you call "enough"; can I make some up ?

[I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana]

Jesse, I think he's a troll too. He brings the lolz though.

i not troll and i not bring lolz I BRING RAPE!!!!!!! can i go in ur club now?

[RickyCrack]

i not troll and i not bring lolz I BRING RAPE!!!!!!! can i go in ur club now?

Only 1 rapist allowed and me and Ninth already have that covered.

[I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana]

this will b 1 big rapefest wer i rape u all!!!!!!!! u fucks!!!!!

[H1T_That]

this will b 1 big rapefest wer i rape u all!!!!!!!! u fucks!!!!!

Didn't Kurt Cobain get raped by a shotgun?





Edit: Oh, no, just decapitated.

[I Make SweetLove 2Nirvana]

no1 rapes kurt cobain butt me!!!!!!

[ilovellamas]

Only 1 rapist allowed and me and Ninth already have that covered.

so you and ninth are one person? that's scary.


And Ricky actually paid me to join his fan club. That's right. But still not enough to join Sanni's.

[RickyCrack]

And Sanni lacks the cheese of the month.

p.s.

im sorta a offspring fan butt more of nirvana fan

me: :D
http://pageperso.aol.fr/tonyboy20ans/images/1003.jpg

[ilovellamas]

yes, cheese of the month is seriously crucial.

also, I have this strange wish for that guy to rape me in the butt. mmm, he's a hottie.

[RickyCrack]

He'll make you jump on trampolines.

[ninthlayer]

so you and ninth are one person? that's scary.
Pretty much. Last night we were all finishing each other's sentences and pissing in unison.

[ilovellamas]

well now that's less scary and more just obviously hot.

[Kathy]

Well...I'm not Brit..and I have no money..

Does it mean that I don't have to pay membership fee?

¿?

[Rag Doll]

i want to be in Ricky's fan club. =\

[HeadAroundU]

HAU likes smart chocolate.

[JohnnyNemesis]

And Ricky actually paid me to join his fan club.

I pay you for lotsa things *wink*

Well...I'm not Brit..and I have no money..

You're in for free!

i want to be in Ricky's fan club. =\

YOU'RE IN!!!

[All About Eve]

I love how this thread has roughly 7 times the replies as the other.

[Rag Doll]

do i get a super cool title?

*flutters eyelashes*

[ilovellamas]

Ricky... yeah, like reading your short stories lololol.

AAE, it's just cause it was the ORIGINAL. the Sanni one was a rip-off.

[JohnnyNemesis]

do i get a super cool title?

Meal Ticket!

Ricky... yeah, like reading your short stories lololol.

lololol! I thought you were gonna tell everyone that I paid you for blowjobs. lololol good thing you kept that secret!

[0r4ng3]

Meal Ticket!
For about a split second, I read this as "Meat Tickle".

My brain is weird today.

[ilovellamas]

lololol! I thought you were gonna tell everyone that I paid you for blowjobs. lololol good thing you kept that secret!

you mean, I'm the only one? whoops!

[All About Eve]

Either one works, I'm sure.

Edit: @ Jesse

[Mr. Orange]

I feel as though I may be partly responsible for this threads existence. If that’s the case I think I deserve free membership as well.

[ninthlayer]

You feel incorrectly, faggot. You're a nobody and that's all that you'll ever be.

[Kathy]

You're in for free!

Yay!!!

What is my title?

Who's the president?

Can I be the visexpresident?

[no_way]

You feel incorrectly, faggot. You're a nobody and that's all that you'll ever be.

Seeing this reply I'd rather be a nobody than taking part of this...

[JohnnyNemesis]

you mean, I'm the only one? whoops!

Yeah, the others paid me.

Can I be the visexpresident?

YES!

[Kathy]

Yay!

m.. but, what's suposse I have to do? Besides ALL I want to do in private with JN.