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DeAtHsTaR
04-13-2007, 06:58 PM
Goddamn these are so much better than normal cigs, they go down so smooth. But are they as bad as everyone says for your body? Wikipedia says it's about the same, but everyone else says it's like 3 times worse for you. Nevertheless, they taste and smell better and don't look nearly as white-trash as cigarettes do.

ninthlayer
04-13-2007, 07:28 PM
Scenester faggot.

DeAtHsTaR
04-13-2007, 08:04 PM
Scenester faggot.

Faggot .

ninthlayer
04-13-2007, 08:08 PM
Your clever retort with horrible spacing does nothing to change the fact that you are, in fact, a scenester faggot.

LOLOLAWLOLO GUYZ, I SMOEK CLOVES. AM I KOOL ENUFF YET?

sk8ter-hater
04-13-2007, 08:14 PM
They're just cigarettes.

T-6005
04-13-2007, 08:15 PM
Whatever I can be romantic and burn the missus with will do fine.

DeAtHsTaR
04-13-2007, 08:16 PM
Your clever retort with horrible spacing does nothing to change the fact that you are, in fact, a scenester faggot.

LOLOLAWLOLO GUYZ, I SMOEK CLOVES. AM I KOOL ENUFF YET?

First off, the spacing was to break the ten character mark. My remark was not clever, because it's all that needed to be said. Finally, I was asking a question about cloves, you fucking mongoloid. I've only smoked two in my life. So get off your high horse, asshole.

Camel Filters
04-13-2007, 08:18 PM
I've tried the clove ciggeretes and I didn't mind them to much. They smell good to.

ninthlayer
04-13-2007, 08:28 PM
First off, the spacing was to break the ten character mark. My remark was not clever, because it's all that needed to be said. Finally, I was asking a question about cloves, you fucking mongoloid. I've only smoked two in my life. So get off your high horse, asshole.
1. No shit it was for spacing, but it still looks fucking stupid.
2. I cannot recall any of your posts as actually being clever (delicious copypasta is delicious).
3. Your "finally" has two statements after it, how is that a finale?
4. You're a scenester.
5. You're a faggot.
6. Go kill yourself, you right clicking scenefag.

Paint_It_Black
04-14-2007, 02:18 AM
What the fuck is a clove cigarette?

I've been waqrming up to dain. However, every post I make right now will be void come morning. MAAKE THAT AFTERNOON. Still, he's slightly less of a faggot thasn he used to be.

JohnnyNemesis
04-14-2007, 08:48 AM
Dain is way cooler now and I've been warming up to him as well. Still, I go right on and point out whatever I feel is stupid in his posts and shiz.

Sin Studly
04-14-2007, 09:10 AM
Clove cigarettes are for faggots.

H1T_That
04-14-2007, 09:21 AM
Goddamn these are so much better than normal cigs, they go down so smooth. But are they as bad as everyone says for your body? Wikipedia says it's about the same, but everyone else says it's like 3 times worse for you. Nevertheless, they taste and smell better and don't look nearly as white-trash as cigarettes do.

I've only smoked two in my life.

You made that assumption from smoking 2 of them?

Mom catch you so you couldn't finish the pack of?

Camel Filters
04-14-2007, 11:04 AM
Clove cigarettes are for faggots.

That must mean you smoke them too.

DeAtHsTaR
04-14-2007, 11:12 AM
You made that assumption from smoking 2 of them?

Mom catch you so you couldn't finish the pack of?
I didn't have a pack....I had some at a party last week. I saw my friend Emily smoking one and I was like "WTF is that?" And yeah, I can make that assumption, I liked the taste and it didn't make me want to cough on the first drag.

Great Mike
04-14-2007, 11:25 AM
You are weak. Shame on your genes.

Jakebert
04-14-2007, 12:38 PM
Cigars are for men.

Cigs are for women.

Clove cigs are for faggots.

End story.

Sin Studly
04-14-2007, 12:41 PM
Wait, I smoke cigarellos. What does that make me? A man? A woman? A hermaphrodite? Kurt Russell?

Jakebert
04-14-2007, 12:44 PM
I'm not sure what those are. Are they the cigerette sized cigars? If so, I'd say man, because those are basically cigars for people who don't have time for a regular sized one.

H1T_That
04-14-2007, 01:20 PM
I'm not sure what those are. Are they the cigerette sized cigars? If so, I'd say man, because those are basically cigars for people who don't have time for a regular sized one.

Yeah, i used to smoke those socially. They have the same taste/strength of cigars but aren't the thickness of a chair leg and don't take a month to smoke.

Sin Studly
04-14-2007, 01:32 PM
Anyone here into the black shag tobacco? I tells ya, that stuff will put some fucking hair on your chest.

H1T_That
04-14-2007, 01:38 PM
I've seen a few people smoking the ordinary shag tobacco, and that smells pretty strong. I don't think black shag is available here though, unless i've just never head of it.

wheelchairman
04-14-2007, 01:43 PM
There was a period there where I smoked cigars. Especially during cold weather. Pisses off everyone around you.

Jakebert
04-14-2007, 04:01 PM
I smoke cigars occasionally, but usually only when I'm hanging out with friends or on a long car trip.

Lodat225
04-14-2007, 05:02 PM
I smoked when I was 14. For a day or two.

I'm cool.

Sunny
04-14-2007, 05:37 PM
i love cloves (djarum blacks, plz) but i can only smoke like... one a day. it's gross otherwise. besides, i don't *want* to smoke, so a pack lasts me like two months.

and whatever. i'm a total fag. and i like it.

ninthlayer
04-14-2007, 11:21 PM
The only time I ever smoke is when I'm drunk, and even then it's a rare occurrence.

Sin Studly
04-15-2007, 05:48 AM
Smoking cloves is more faggotted than smoking cocks.

ilovellamas
04-15-2007, 07:29 AM
I smoke cigars with the right friends when the opportunity arises.
I smoke cigarettes when I'm drunk.
My roommate gave my other roommate who smokes a pack of cigarettes from Indonesia once. I tried one, and it seriously tasted just like cinnamon. If that was normal, it'd make me more likely to want to smoke. mmm.

Paint_It_Black
04-15-2007, 12:34 PM
My roommate gave my other roommate who smokes a pack of cigarettes from Indonesia once.

Well, that's nice?

ilovellamas
04-15-2007, 12:37 PM
Huh? I don't get it...

F@ BANKZ
04-15-2007, 12:39 PM
My brother just gave me 200 cigs aswell as his 200 cigs to carry through customs to sell on, i'm fairly sure that's illegal with me being 15 right???

Paint_It_Black
04-15-2007, 12:40 PM
I didn't either. Upon re-reading I now understand.

At first I read it like "My roommate gave my other roommate, who smokes a pack of cigarettes, from Indonesia once."

DeAtHsTaR
04-15-2007, 12:43 PM
Well, that's nice?

She means Cloves, that's almost all they smoke in Indonesia.

Edit: Nevermind, I didn't understand your post.

ilovellamas
04-15-2007, 12:46 PM
I didn't either. Upon re-reading I now understand.

At first I read it like "My roommate gave my other roommate, who smokes a pack of cigarettes, from Indonesia once."

Ah. My mistake, I think?

Amiralanal
04-15-2007, 12:49 PM
Nevertheless, they taste and smell better and don't look nearly as white-trash as cigarettes do.

The only sofisticated way to smoke is through a skippers-pipe.

T-6005
04-15-2007, 02:46 PM
I go between having one cigarette while drinking to desperately wanting another pack at 4AM and walking 20 minutes to the gas station.

F@ BANKZ
04-15-2007, 02:49 PM
Does anybody know the proportion of people in the population that smoke say, a packet a day? It would be interesting to know.