greencows12
12-30-2004, 09:51 PM
this is some crazy shit submitted to kidscom.com, yes it doesn't make sense, and i'm not saying it's good, but read it if you're bored.
the character: penguins the prop: igloo the place: noisemaker
I'm warning you, it sucks, so don't complain after you read it, it's messed up too.
there were two Penguins in an igloo. Each having an opposite image from the other. On had a long thin beak, and was tall and thin, while the other was short, with a round, fat beak. The two Penguins were named Artimus and Spade. Both were male. Artimus and Spade lived in a magical part of
Antarctica known as the Arctic Igloo Sanitarium, also known as the AIS. The AIS was an island of Antarctica, that floated out to the Pacific Ocean. Artimus and Spade lived in a long, narrow igloo as brothers. Their igloo was white, shimmering, tall and narrow. The edge of the entrance was plated in fine gold. They were rich, and their house was filled with fine furniture, collectibles, antiques, even rare statues and fine paintings, mostly from Andy Warhol and Pablo Picasso. Also, fine classical music filled every room, wall to wall, as the walls were soundproof from the outside, and painted in fine bright colors, and radiant curtains matching the jewlery that sat on top of the drawers in every room. Artimus, dressed up everyday. He work a fine top hat, a tuxedo, and shoes with diamonds on top. Spade, wore the finest designer clothes from gucci, had armani shades, his fine gold rolex watch, and black shoes, made by the finest designers in France.
"Spade? oh, Spade."
"Yes Artimus?"
"Aren't we the classiest people in AIS?"
"I'm most certain that we are."
Spade left the room, and artimus picked up his tobacco pipe, took a pipe and started reading his newspaper.
Spade went into the living room to open the window for some fresh air. All of a sudden, the doorbell rang, and Spade waddled down immedietly to answer the door. he went to the door, and saw a penguin he'd never seen before. She was tall, a little chubby,and had a big smile on her face. Holding a gelatin mold in her hands, spade said, "Hello!"
She smiled at Spade, and said,
"Hello! I'm your new neighbour! I live down the street from you! my name is Penelope!"
"Oh, hi! I'm Spade! I'ts a pleasure to meet you! I'd shake your hand but, I see both of them are busy holding that great looking gelatin mold you made for ME!"
Spade lets out a laugh "mua ha ha ha ha!"
"Why don't you come in? You can put that gelatin mold in the fridge!"
"Where's the fridge?" Penelope said trying to hide the little froen on her face.
"oh, it's in the kitchen!"
"I meant, where's the kitchen"
"the kitchen is where the fridge is."
Spade laughs again, and point to the kitchen entrance. Penelope goes in, still trying to hide her frown, when she sees Artimus in the kitchen, with his pipe and his newspaper. Artimus notices Penelope walking in, gets up, and with a big smile says, "Hello, what's your name?"
"I'm penelope, your new neighbour from across the street."
"Well nice to meet you, penelope, that is such a lovely name. and that is such a lovely gelatin mold. Here, let me put it in the fridge for you!" Artimus takes the gelatin mold and puts it in the fridge.
"would you like a coffee, Penelope?"
Penelope smiles and says,
"No thank you, I just had breakfast." There's a brief pause in the kitchen for a minute.
"So, you live with Spade here?"
"I sure do"
"uh, so you two are uh...."
"no, it's not like that at all! we're brothers!"
"Oh, i'm sorry!"
"Oh, that's okay, you're not the first one to make that mistake. Did I mention those are some lovely gelatin molds?"
"Yes, you did. Thank you!"
"Okay, but i wasn't talking about the one in the fridge."
"So, do you have a banana? I'm hungry!"
"Yeah, I have some noisemakers too. Wanna see them?"
"Really? Sure!"
Artimus pulls down his pants and says, banana, noisemakers.
Penelope runs away screaming, and moves out of her house.
Spade comes into the kitchen, and says, "Man! not another one! I told you not to do that anymore!"
the character: penguins the prop: igloo the place: noisemaker
I'm warning you, it sucks, so don't complain after you read it, it's messed up too.
there were two Penguins in an igloo. Each having an opposite image from the other. On had a long thin beak, and was tall and thin, while the other was short, with a round, fat beak. The two Penguins were named Artimus and Spade. Both were male. Artimus and Spade lived in a magical part of
Antarctica known as the Arctic Igloo Sanitarium, also known as the AIS. The AIS was an island of Antarctica, that floated out to the Pacific Ocean. Artimus and Spade lived in a long, narrow igloo as brothers. Their igloo was white, shimmering, tall and narrow. The edge of the entrance was plated in fine gold. They were rich, and their house was filled with fine furniture, collectibles, antiques, even rare statues and fine paintings, mostly from Andy Warhol and Pablo Picasso. Also, fine classical music filled every room, wall to wall, as the walls were soundproof from the outside, and painted in fine bright colors, and radiant curtains matching the jewlery that sat on top of the drawers in every room. Artimus, dressed up everyday. He work a fine top hat, a tuxedo, and shoes with diamonds on top. Spade, wore the finest designer clothes from gucci, had armani shades, his fine gold rolex watch, and black shoes, made by the finest designers in France.
"Spade? oh, Spade."
"Yes Artimus?"
"Aren't we the classiest people in AIS?"
"I'm most certain that we are."
Spade left the room, and artimus picked up his tobacco pipe, took a pipe and started reading his newspaper.
Spade went into the living room to open the window for some fresh air. All of a sudden, the doorbell rang, and Spade waddled down immedietly to answer the door. he went to the door, and saw a penguin he'd never seen before. She was tall, a little chubby,and had a big smile on her face. Holding a gelatin mold in her hands, spade said, "Hello!"
She smiled at Spade, and said,
"Hello! I'm your new neighbour! I live down the street from you! my name is Penelope!"
"Oh, hi! I'm Spade! I'ts a pleasure to meet you! I'd shake your hand but, I see both of them are busy holding that great looking gelatin mold you made for ME!"
Spade lets out a laugh "mua ha ha ha ha!"
"Why don't you come in? You can put that gelatin mold in the fridge!"
"Where's the fridge?" Penelope said trying to hide the little froen on her face.
"oh, it's in the kitchen!"
"I meant, where's the kitchen"
"the kitchen is where the fridge is."
Spade laughs again, and point to the kitchen entrance. Penelope goes in, still trying to hide her frown, when she sees Artimus in the kitchen, with his pipe and his newspaper. Artimus notices Penelope walking in, gets up, and with a big smile says, "Hello, what's your name?"
"I'm penelope, your new neighbour from across the street."
"Well nice to meet you, penelope, that is such a lovely name. and that is such a lovely gelatin mold. Here, let me put it in the fridge for you!" Artimus takes the gelatin mold and puts it in the fridge.
"would you like a coffee, Penelope?"
Penelope smiles and says,
"No thank you, I just had breakfast." There's a brief pause in the kitchen for a minute.
"So, you live with Spade here?"
"I sure do"
"uh, so you two are uh...."
"no, it's not like that at all! we're brothers!"
"Oh, i'm sorry!"
"Oh, that's okay, you're not the first one to make that mistake. Did I mention those are some lovely gelatin molds?"
"Yes, you did. Thank you!"
"Okay, but i wasn't talking about the one in the fridge."
"So, do you have a banana? I'm hungry!"
"Yeah, I have some noisemakers too. Wanna see them?"
"Really? Sure!"
Artimus pulls down his pants and says, banana, noisemakers.
Penelope runs away screaming, and moves out of her house.
Spade comes into the kitchen, and says, "Man! not another one! I told you not to do that anymore!"