Whatever happened to penis enlargement?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Bet you're a bit confused, eh?

While speaking with Andy just a moment ago, it occured to me that I never get penis enlargement emails anymore, and I used to get maybe a dozen a day. This is of course due to the fact that I sent a picture of my enormous genetalia to the mass-email companies, who conferred and decided that it was a waste of time to send me such emails. But, I wanted to know if the trend is global, or just for me.

What is your penis enlargement status?

[0r4ng3]

Ironically, I never got too many penis enlargement e-mails. But I've noticed I'm getting less spam in general, so it's probably not just you.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I get penis enlargement emails and the Asian kid doesn't?

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?!

[Andy]

In fact, thinking about it I've noticed that although there's been a sharp decline in Penis Enlargement emails, there has also been a steep, steep incline in emails from African Emissaries pleading me to let them deposit $17million in my bank account

[Amiralanal]

It comes in waves. Ive been getting a lots of junkmail about rolexwatches and shit lately. But i think that penisenlargementmails are on its way up again. I received a couple of em this week.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

It comes in waves. Ive been getting a lots of junkmail about rolexwatches and shit lately. But i think that penisenlargementmails are on its way up again. I received a couple of em this week.

On it's way up? No, you're thinking of viagra.

ZING!

[Vera]

I still get some, but mostly medicine spam. Viagra and stuff.

Still, the days of "subject: she laughed at your dick huh" seem long gone.

I'll miss them.

[HeadAroundU]

They moved on Asia. After Virginiatech shootings they decided to boost ego at places where it's needed.

Oh, and my penis is large as ever.

[Amiralanal]

What about those pills that increases your cum level?
Are they any good?

[mrconeman]

I get "Life changing operation!!!" ones. I never bother opening them, so it could be peen enlargement, or a boob job. I think I'm o.k for both.

[DexterWannabe]

What about those pills that increases your cum level?

since when does the "swedish cum cannon" needs that?

[ilovellamas]

I used to get those all the time. I decided to try one out, but it didn't work. So I sent photo proof to all the companies, and they finally left me alone because i threatened to sue.

[JohnnyNemesis]

My penis never gets any larger now that Brianna is no longer in the US.

[noodlesfan]

I immediately listened to the Lewis Black sketch about penis-enlargement emails after clicking this.

[Jack-UK]

As soon as i got rid of my hotmail account ive not had a penis mail since

Thank god for GMAIL.

[Lizardus]

My penis never gets any larger now that Brianna is no longer in the US.

You need some Briannagra (tm)

On the subject at hand i have seen an unnatural decline in my span mail.

[Jakebert]

I miss the days when the subject lines were amusing, rather than just attempts to look like normal, non-spam e-mails. Those just aren't as fun.

[Harnum]

Ever since I changed my email account I haven't gotten any, with the exception of 2 viagra ones this week.

[Vera]

LOLOLOLOLOL, I just got this:

Enlargement of your “pepper” for several days!

Dear Purchaser
Attention:new unequalled preparation will increase your mojo.
It obtained popularity over the whole world and helped to many people-This is the Mega Dik
More than 150 000 men in the entire world have already been contented by the quantity and efficacy of MegaDik
And this is a chance for you! Join to them

SIGN ME UP FOR SOME MEGA DIK ACTION, is all I can say.

[ilovellamas]

I miss the days when the subject lines were amusing, rather than just attempts to look like normal, non-spam e-mails. Those just aren't as fun.

I know, what happened to the creativity?? They're never gonna get any business trying to be all boring.

SIGN ME UP FOR SOME MEGA DIK ACTION, is all I can say.
Great, take some. I'd fly to Finland for some MegaDik action, baby!

[noodlesfan]

The funny parts for me were the replies I'd get to some of them when I asked about more information. I had a bunch of free samples in the mail once. The mailman thought my dad was a weirdo.

[Biggest offspring fan]

I use to get e-mails about Viagra and stuff, fucking annoying.

I watched a penis enlargement documentary at Swedish channel 5 - it was disgusting.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Lewis Black

Autofail.

Briannagra (tm)

That was cute.

[Vera]

I'm suddenly getting some. Thanks, Dave, the universe blames YOU.

Extra size for extraordinary men!

I'm so extraordinary a man I have a vagina. HA!

Edit:
I'm suddenly getting some.

LOLOLOLOLOL out of context.

[Biggest offspring fan]

Vera are you a SheMale?

[ZagmenO]

I never got these emails, but my brother used to. Says something, don't it?

[Jakebert]

Yes, it says that even the people who send spam don't want to talk to you.

[ZagmenO]

Don't hate me because of my ENORMOUS cock, Jakebert.

[mrconeman]

Those letters just make it look like you're compensating for something.

[Andy]

I never got these emails, but my brother used to. Says something, don't it?

Not really mate, no.

[Mannen som blev en gris]

I've never gotten spam. =( Except for that one time when it was about some african bank with money and blah. But that's it.

[Steve-O]

I still get the e-mails Dave, I checked my E-mail to day and had like 3 for natural male enhancements. Mabye you turned them down so many times they just don't bother anymore. I mostly get E-mails for life insurance now, I hope it isn't a sign:(

[JohnnyNemesis]

One time I had sex with a girl in her vagina and she was like owwwwww and I realized that at the time I was really horrible in bed :(

[ilovellamas]

lawl, ricky needs a penis enlarger.

[JohnnyNemesis]

*whoosh*

lawl!

[Revolver-2005?]

This could be why the spam has decreased:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/05/31/spam.arrest.ap/index.html

[T-6005]

Not to do with penis enlargement, but my favorite recent spam line (which I only seem to get in my uni mail) is "You'll love the new, non-obese you!"

[Andy]

Could the drop in such spam mails have coincided with the growing availability of drugs such as Viagra?

[ZagmenO]

On a more...serious note, I get this shit from "Harris Poll" and "Classmates.org" or whatever that last one's called. I entered a sweepstakes at Spensor Gifts to win an autographed guitar from Axl Rose. I didn't win, :( and on top of that they spam me now. :eek: Crazy. :rolleyes: There's tons of other spam I get. None are ads or anything, just this obscure fuckload of shit that I really don't care about. I don't even read 'em, let alone keep track. I'll click "Report as Spam" but they just all come back! :confused:

Buncha assholes bugging people with same 'ol shit.

[ninthlayer]

B=====D

Call me J.Nem!

[killer_queen]

Okay, there definitely is something wrong with me. Even the thread title brings Ricky to my mind. wtf?

[JohnnyNemesis]

You're obsessed, you're not the first, and it's okay.

[Andy]

Greetings,
I am Mr. Raymond Bell, the auditor general of a prime bank in UK.
There Is an account opened in my bank in 2000 and since 2003 nobody has
operated on this account again, after going through some old file in the
records I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would
be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is Mr. Pat Groves, a
foreigner and a miner at Mount Resources Ltd. a geologist by profession. He
died since 2003, and no other person knows about this account or anything
concerning it. The account has no other beneficiary and my investigation
proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about his
account and the amount involved is Thirty Six Million United States
Dollars.
I am only contacting you as a foreigne r because the bank is going to
welcome you as a foreigner that has correct information about the account,
which I will give to you before we proceed. I need your full co-operation to
make this work fine. If you are capable to handle such an amount in strict
confidence and trust we will achieve this money immediately, I will also use
my position to influence and affect legal approvals and immediate onward
transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the
ministries and foreign exchange department. As soon as the transfer is
concluded, you are entitled to 25 % of the total funds.
I lookforward to your earliest reply.
Sincerely Yours,
Raymond Bell
NB
please reply me to raybell@hot.ee

[NickyNineDoors]

soon to be playing:


iomi on my hard drive

[ilovellamas]

Andy that email is weird, he didn't ask for your bank info! :O