The first BBS reality show: SINISTER!

[HeadAroundU]

As a peak of the BBS intelligence, I have decided to help to our BBS fellow--Sinister in order to improve our precious community and even help him in his real life. I don't know what's wrong with the guy but he is the same tryhard as he ever was. The sad thing is that, until today, nobody was able to help him. Shame.

So, here it is, The first BBS reality show: SINISTER!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/BBSINISTEREALITY.jpg

It's in the proces of production. As a producer of this awesome reality show, I'm looking for the competent people for these positions:

- 2 hot female co-producers, willing to suck a dick in order realize their ideas.
- bodybuilding trainer, to make his body look bad ass, it must fit his killer look.
- fashion assistant, someone who will get rid of his old rags, he needs new clothes to fit his new born body.
- hairdresser, I'm aiming for Scott Stapp haircut, but we will see...
- dating assistent, we really need to go back to basics, get rid of metaphors, insane ideas...etc...start again...
- dating 'fake' victim, preferably female, so he can train his new phrases!
- doctor of psychology, I'll take this job!
- doctor of medicine, we need some stuff to stabilize his mental processes.
- "someone who will contact Penis enlargement company", easy job.

The last and the most important things we need are:

- Sinister
- Sinister's privacy
- dating 'real life' victim, in other words 'prey'

...let the show begin...

[All About Eve]

Overdone and not funny.

[mrconeman]

Overdone and not funny.

[Harnum]

Overdone and not funny.

My God HAU, stop with this same old shit. Give it a fucking rest.

[HeadAroundU]

Overdone and not funny. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/eusa_whistle.gif

[PilZ-E]

I thought it was kind of funny :(.

[Harnum]

Poor PilZ-E. But it is..

Overdone and not funny.

[HeadAroundU]

My Gosh HAU, stop with retarded reality shows. Nobody wants to help Sinister. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/blahblah.gif

[HeadAroundU]

I dedicated this thread to my 5000th post! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/party.gif

[Harnum]

I dedicated this to my 886th post! Yay!

/sarcasm

Who cares? Postcount is nothing.

[Andy]

Decent attempt: Good ideas but stinking of clichés. 4/10

[HeadAroundU]

I dedicated this to my 886th post! Yay!

/sarcasm

Who cares? Postcount is nothing.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/blahblah.gif

[Harnum]

It was just reeking of what was already said about Sinister. Let it go already...

[HeadAroundU]

Decent attempt: Good ideas but stinking of clichés. 4/10
Britfag! Cliché's hot!
It was just reeking of what was already said about Sinister. Let it go already...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/blahblah.gif

[Harnum]

Again with the "great originality." What happened HAU? You used to be a decent poster.

[HeadAroundU]

Stop acting like you know that 'drugs are bad' and trying to be so cool in front of 1337! :mad:

U are ruining my 5000th post celebrations and what's the worst, you are not helpin' to our BBS fellow Sinister. :( :mad: :(

[Harnum]

Stop posting.

[That_Guy91]

HAU, you're not allowed to refer to anyone else as a tryhard anymore.

[HeadAroundU]

Stop posting.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/5a.gif
HAU, you're not allowed to refer to anyone else as a tryhard anymore.
When do you plan to come out of your brother's shadow? Tryhard!

[Harnum]

Wow, a South Park insult? That hurts. :(

[Bazza]

Talking bout realitiy tv, bb8 has started and there is an= few deent sets of pins in there...

[sKratch]

Dude... seriously? I didn't get what everyone was talking about when they said you were running this into the ground, but seriously? Come on.

[Harnum]

Um, Drunk much?

[Bazza]

Dude... seriously? I didn't get what everyone was talking about when they said you were running this into the ground, but seriously? Come on.
????

Um, Drunk much?

indeed deedy doody

[Harnum]

????
I think he meant HAU.

[Bazza]

I think he meant HAU.

ah methinks i agree so all is cool !!

[That_Guy91]

When do you plan to come out of your brother's shadow? Tryhard!

When do you plan on coming out of the shadow of your one semi-decent pwn? (Which I didn't even find funny the first time, by the way)

[sKratch]

Talking bout realitiy tv, bb8 has started and there is an= few deent sets of pins in there...

????

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Bazza]

pins = legs sorry to be abit collequalile.l

[Bazza]

and bb8 is big brother 8 or possibly u7 cant remember, so realitybt tv show inuk

[Coleby]

While I have to commend you for trying, you seriously just ran this into the ground. Didn't you notice everybody complaining about it before? What the hell is wrong with you?

I still think you're pretty cool, though.

[HeadAroundU]

When do you plan on coming out of the shadow of your one semi-decent pwn? (Which I didn't even find funny the first time, by the way)
You are a joke.

Seriously, Or4ng3, where you are!? Do something with your brother. He is ruining your reputation.

[Coleby]

...They're brothers? Never expected that.

[HeadAroundU]

Bazza baby! U R drunk! Your Slavic roots are showing up!

[Bazza]

Bazza baby! U R drunk! Your Slavic roots are showing up!

Indeed, except no Vodka tonight :( although many Russian speaking ladies tonight ;)

[That_Guy91]

Why do you keep talking about him? I'm not even posting similarly to him.

[HeadAroundU]

...They're brothers? Never expected that.
Yes, but I still can't believe...one tryhard and one great BBSer in family!? Impossible.
Why do you keep talking about him? I'm not even posting similarly to him.
I keep talking about him because he is great and luuuv him!

You don't need to post similarly to be loved by the masses.

[Lodat225]

God, shut the fuck up. You're so unfunny and you try way to hard. You drag worthless threads on and on and on and on. Give it up.

This is coming from Lodat! omgz!

[Bazza]

oooh HAU, what do Slovakians think of Ukrainians, no big rivalry I hope?

[HeadAroundU]

Indeed, except no Vodka tonight :( although many Russian speaking ladies tonight ;)
Did you fucked any?

[nieh]

Yes, but I still can't believe...one tryhard and one great BBSer in family!? Impossible.

Steven Shaw

[Bazza]

Did you fucked any?

Sadly, no. But then I don't think the girlfriend would be too happy, however it's nice to speak a little russian once every now and then.

[HeadAroundU]

oooh HAU, what do Slovakians think of Ukrainians, no big rivalry I hope?
No rivalry! Slavic power! You guys are great except you need to improve in ice-hockey.

Pan-Slavic Empire vs. Hungary...there's rivalry!

[Bazza]

No rivalry! Slavic power! You guys are great except you need to improve in ice-hockey.

Pan-Slavic Empire vs. Hungary...there's rivalry!

Great! bodes well for when I'm in slavakia!

[HeadAroundU]

Sadly, no. But then I don't think the girlfriend would be too happy, however it's nice to speak a little russian once every now and then.
Nah, dump her! She looks like camilamazed or anya88? You can have better girls, hot Slavic girls! :D

Are you still able to speak fluently? I would like to speak Russian. :(

[Bazza]

Not fluently, infact nowhere near fluently, but enough to get by. Will not "dump" her, she is a very nice girl, although slovic girls extremely hot/tempting ;)

[HeadAroundU]

I still think that you should dump her. Does she read the BBS? :o

You must come here, to Slovakia! We need a help with one retarded mongoloid Hungarian. Ged rid of her, it has to look like that Slavic people didn't kill her. You are the right person. Her name is 'Malina Hedvigova', she arranged assault on her. Now, the whole case is politicized and we look like racists.

[That_Guy91]

Yes, but I still can't believe...one tryhard and one great BBSer in family!? Impossible.

I keep talking about him because he is great and luuuv him!

You don't need to post similarly to be loved by the masses.

But my point is that I'm not posting like him. If I was, then I would be a tryhard.

Tryhard.

[Homer]

HAU fails yet again!

[Jakebert]

Sinister may be a tryhard, but at least he isn't clinging onto a thread that no one really cared about in the first place. That's probably more pathetic than anything Sinister has done since I've been here.

Get new material.

[noodlesfan]

Coming soon to FOX:

Three couples.
One House.
Countless Fights.
and A Giant Heating Element Under the Floor.

Tune in to Fox this fall, and don't miss the new hit reality show: "My Heart is Burning"

[SkunkIt]

For some reason, most of this thread made me lol, but I feel bad for Sinister.

[Rag Doll]

Steven Shaw

this cannot continue to be ignored. Josh brings the lawlz.

[Sinister]

Like everyone has already said, more or less... HAU, fucking [let it] die.

[ninthlayer]

lol sinister

DOOMWALKER SERVER FIRST BUDDY!

[killer_queen]

Before I read this thread I was thinking the things you guys said. Not funny and boring. But when I read the replies I realized that HAU is the least boring and unfunny in this thread. Alright, someone said that it was not funny and overdone. Why would anyone want to post the same thing? What? Do you really think it's funny? Are trying to invent a new inside joke?

This thread might not be funny and yeah, HAU needs to let it go but still he is so much better than most of you guys. Because he comes with some funny stuff most of the time and he doesn't try to be liked by agreeing with the 1337 or whatever it is.

[Sin Studly]

I agree almost 100% with Gulsah.

Only things I have to say is, this thread might be funny but no way in hell is the joke run into the ground yet. Seriously, I have a prey. Even though this thread wasn't funny, it made me think of the original thread and how fucking sad Sinister is, and that made me lol all on its own. So this thread is still lolz, even though it's not funny. Yes, he was lame in that thread where I asked why his topic was locked. But God damn, the LOL @ sinister will never ever ever stop being amazingly hilarious. Seriously, I have a prey. Oh, and you idiots were complaining about him for the Predator photoshops, which were wildly hilarious. So shut the fuck up.

If HAU makes a "LOL @ SINISTER" thread every three days for the next year, I won't complain. HAU, never ever let it go. Just put more thought into the next thread. Maybe do a photoshop pic with sinister as a circling vulture or a hyena or something? Or shop pictures of rohypnol to be Sinister-brand? I dunno, just think of something good. But don't keep us waiting too long.

[HeadAroundU]

Madam Gulsah (lolz, seagullsah), it's always fucking awesome to see side effects of my threads, all these 1337 wannabes, *cough*Har*cough*num*cough* or *cough*0r4ng3's*cough*brother*cough*.

I want you all to call '0r4ng3's brother' --> 0r4ng3's brother. And when you are quoting him, change his name with '0r4ng3's brother'.
Yes, he was lame in that thread where I asked why his topic was locked.

If HAU makes a "LOL @ SINISTER" thread every three days for the next year, I won't complain. HAU, never ever let it go. Just put more thought into the next thread. Maybe do a photoshop pic with sinister as a circling vulture or a hyena or something? Or shop pictures of rohypnol to be Sinister-brand? I dunno, just think of something good. But don't keep us waiting too long.
Don't know if only lame, because mota boy said I lost all credibility or props...I was deadly serious about helping him but there is always a temptation to amuse the board in some way. He is the same Sinister, how long, 2 fucking years? It's no more me and Sinister, it's me and moderators. They decided not to bargain with me, well, they chose their way...like I said I'll make the hell, even if I had to act like the poorest troll ever...

More though? hmmm...I can't imagine myself being serious with stuff like this. I'm aiming for cliche or absurdity. However, I can imagine you being serious, you would make better texts for sure. Even if I could make it better I wouldn't want it that way...

[Steve-O]

Did you fucked any?

Of course he didn't, Everyone knows that you can't fuck any russians without having vodka.

[HeadAroundU]

And what's up with Steven Shaw!? Is he stealing my jokes? I don't know anything about him expect that mp3 where he sings AFI's song. Seriously, explanation, please.

[Steve-O]

Steven Shaw is my hero!:D, Not really I hate him!:mad:

[JohnnyNemesis]

I almost agree with Justin. The thing is, it's not that HAU is running this into the ground, it's that the shit he's coming up with is turning something absolutely hilarious ("I have a prey") into something embarrassingly unfunny (Sinister's reality TV show).

[Not Ozymandias]

It's still funny to me. I'm an easy mark, I guess.

[HornyPope]

I gave it five stars!

[Betty]

This thread really brings out the senses of humour of people on this board. I'm betting we can guess which category I fall into...