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noodlesfan
05-31-2007, 09:18 PM
I don't have any money for a psychiatrist, but I've read enough about a few things to leave no doubt in my mind.

I think I have some kind of psychopathy or depression. I was hoping that someone could give me some real advice.
SkunkIt
05-31-2007, 09:24 PM
Describe the problems you have. I've had four disorders, two concussions and a brief death as an infant. I can probably help you.
Sinister
05-31-2007, 10:53 PM
I have a mental illness.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ninthlayer
06-01-2007, 01:16 AM
noodlesfan, skunkit, and sinister are all fagtastic. WHAT AN AWESOME THREAD, SOLIDARITY BABY?!
SkunkIt
06-01-2007, 01:54 AM
Actually, i'm serious. I really did have four disorders, 2 concussions and briefly die as an infant due to a car crash. Not all at the same time, except for the 4 disorders. I'm borderline mentally retarted.
noodlesfan
06-01-2007, 01:56 AM
Fuck a cracked baby skull at the scene of the car accident.

Skunkit, you're beautiful. Have an illegitimate child with me.
SkunkIt
06-01-2007, 01:58 AM
I'm not kidding. A stoned driver hit my mom's car and I flew into the window. I was revived a while later at the hospital. Now if you still find that funny, go suck your dad's dick. mmkay? :)

Now, tell me about your symptoms.
noodlesfan
06-01-2007, 02:11 AM
I never said that I didn't believe you. The thought of a toddler with a crack in its head, black and red goo everywhere.

I had a boner thnking of it.

Is that a symptom?

I get irritable and upset when I'm around people. The fact that they exist in a fashion that affects me bothers me to no end.
Omni
06-01-2007, 02:14 AM
You're saying someone who was stoned was actually driving fast enough to budge you from the car seat that you SHOULD have been in?
noodlesfan
06-01-2007, 02:18 AM
What? Who are you taking shots at? I don't like it either way. Me and skunkit are having children. (I'm ready baby)
Omni
06-01-2007, 02:23 AM
I'm not taking shots at anyone.
Mannen som blev en gris
06-01-2007, 09:48 AM
I don't have any money for a psychiatrist, but I've read enough about a few things to leave no doubt in my mind.

I think I have some kind of psychopathy or depression. I was hoping that someone could give me some real advice.

Uh, it doesn't really work that way. See a doctor. Don't assume you suffer from something just because you read the article on wikipedia or something.

I bet you have asperger's too.

edit: oh look, it's actually spelled with a P.
All About Eve
06-01-2007, 12:04 PM
In no way does he exhibit Asperger symptoms.
JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2007, 12:25 PM
Everyone is psychologically fucked up. Overdiagnosis, god bless America!
Mannen som blev en gris
06-02-2007, 12:54 PM
In no way does he exhibit Asperger symptoms.

Yeah, that was basically my point. Internet people tend to assume they have a disease if they read about it. I know, because I do it and constantly see others do it. I'm guessing it might have something to do with, hm... "unpopular" people wanting to find excuses for being who they are, instead of accepting it. Which is pretty silly because a person who actually suffers from some kind of mental illness probably tries to hide it and doesn't use it as an excuse for being "different".
Andy
06-02-2007, 05:52 PM
So.... Is noodlesfan male or female?
noodlesfan
06-02-2007, 07:22 PM
I could be anyone if you payed me enough. Baby.
ZagmenO
06-02-2007, 07:22 PM
Be Jessica Alba! Woooohooooo!!!
Lodat225
06-02-2007, 07:22 PM
Male.

Barely.
T-6005
06-02-2007, 09:13 PM
In no way does he exhibit Asperger symptoms.
Jerry "Hands" Espenson absolutely rocks my world.

If you don't get it, watch good TV.
the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2007, 01:24 AM
Get a hobby.
All About Eve
06-03-2007, 08:26 AM
Jerry "Hands" Espenson absolutely rocks my world.

If you don't get it, watch good TV.
The Special Olympic team that I coach has four kids with Asperger's on it. I don't need to watch anything.
noodlesfan
06-03-2007, 09:44 AM
In soviet Russia, Down Syndrome kids coach you!
Sin Studly
06-03-2007, 12:26 PM
lol psychiatric self-diagnosis lol

lol i have aspergers lol i'm unique individual lol

prep kids are scared of me coz i play danzig really loud in class lol
noodlesfan
06-03-2007, 02:41 PM
Prep kids and everyone else in their right mind should be afraid of anyone who listens to Danzig unironically.
Little_Miss_1565
06-03-2007, 04:47 PM
Prep kids and everyone else in their right mind should be afraid of anyone who listens to Danzig unironically.

LOL, Danzig is a fat has-been.
JohnnyNemesis
06-03-2007, 04:48 PM
North Side Kings are undefeated.
JoY
06-05-2007, 01:09 AM
I haven't been here in a while, but GOD this thread is AWESOME!
T-6005
06-05-2007, 03:36 AM
The Special Olympic team that I coach has four kids with Asperger's on it. I don't need to watch anything.
My comment didn't have much to do with real Asperger's - rather, one of my favorite TV characters ever. This is all.
ninthlayer
06-05-2007, 04:06 AM
North Side Kings are undefeated.
un-da-feated