Indonesian Offspring Clan

[Americini]

Hello guys,

I just registered here and want to meet Offspring fans from all over the world. I am from Indonesia, maybe is there any one here from Indonesia too? Or at least from Asia? Well, no worries, I like to make friendships with all of you, whoever you are, wherever you are... even with Da Hui though the band said "don't **** with Da Hui!" :D

My big question is: Is there any chance that the band will visit my country? If yes, I will be the biggest Americini! Woo hoo! If not, well, at least I can 'peep' information from you here hihi :p

[Sin Studly]

So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
Harking back to Dutch East India,
And when the Asian markets failed,
Revolutions and rebellions,
And a nation torn apart,
But nobody else cared because,
It was a shithole from the start,

The year of our Lord ; sixteen oh two,
That's where my saga starts,
The first arrival of humankind,
To the gookheads dragging carts,
The Portugese brought Jesus,
The English ; law and rules,
The Dutch just came and stole their jobs,
And replaced them all with mules,

So hark to the tale of the cavemen,
That Dutch East India financed,
If it weren't for the civilised white man,
They never would have advanced,
From throwing rocks and eating shit,
And raping their own daughters,
For they can't get barbarism out of their psyche,
Nor the pirates out of their waters,

So it must have been three hundred years,
They were cattle for the Dutch,
Who woulda let them self-govern,
If they could trust them with that much,
But you can't make a ho a housewife,
Nor a human being from livestock,
And they couldn't even rebel for themselves,
They had to suck Hirohito's cock,

So I guess it was 'round forty-five,
They demanded their own nation,
They Dutch were stoned and let them,
Then cruised the 'Dam in celebration,
So Indonesia entered her new age,
Of freedom ; well, of death and violence,
And all the white man's "I told you so"'s,
Were met with embarrassed silence,

So hark to the tale of the cavemen,
That Dutch East India financed,
If it weren't for the civilised white man,
They never would have advanced,
From throwing rocks and eating shit,
And raping their own daughters,
For they can't get barbarism out of their psyche,
Nor the pirates out of their waters,

Governmental genocide,
And countless bloody purges,
Freed of civilisation's shackles,
They obeyed their primal urges,
No government could keep control,
No police could stem the strife,
Once again they needed white man's help,
Just to curb the loss of life,

And then Asian market crashes,
And the financial collapse,
Without the white man keeping charge,
The country went into relapse,
And tsunamis and the earthquakes,
Gave a message we all saw,
The rest of the world might hate them,
But Jesus hates them a lot more,

So hark to the tale of the cavemen,
That Dutch East India financed,
If it weren't for the civilised white man,
They never would have advanced,
From throwing rocks and eating shit,
And raping their own daughters,
For they can't get barbarism out of their psyche,
Nor the pirates out of their waters,

So what's the fate of this nation,
And their problems never solved,
Filled with cities that are rotting,
And cavemen that never evolved?
Well you Indos, don't you worry,
Just open up your rusted doors,
Australians can bring their fat paychecks,
And rent your wives out as cheap whores,

Your elderly can slave underground,
Mining our cobalt, gold and zinc,
You daughters can work flat on their backs,
Renting out their piece of pink,
And your sons can risk the gallows noose,
That we're too civilised to use,
Smuggling over all the heroin
We have time and money to abuse,

So hark to the tale of the cavemen,
That Dutch East India financed,
If it weren't for the civilised white man,
They never would have advanced,
From throwing rocks and eating shit,
And raping their own daughters,
For they can't get barbarism out of their psyche,
Nor the pirates out of their waters,

[Americini]

Thank you for your respond. Whatever you said, I am trying to get the good thing from it. Now it's time for me to relax, enjoying Offspring's music while hoping may the Beast will be ended by it's own words. Amen :D

Anthropoid knows what it means :p

[ninthlayer]

You daughters can work flat on their backs,
Renting out their piece of pink
Holy Shit, yes!