Breaking News: U.s. Planning Canada Invasion!!!

[www.orioles.co.nr]

AP - According to defense secretary Robert Gates, the U.S. has said that an invasion of Canada is imminent after discussions involving a U.S./Canadian maple syrup deal broke down last Sunday. Gates responded by saying "there is a maple syrup crisis right now". But many people are wondering if our military is already worn to thin to undertake this kind of invasion. President George W. Bush in his address to the nation said, "we need to end our dependence on foreign maple syrup". President Bush also had this to say about Canada's Prime Minister "Stephen Harper is an evil dictator, and it is in our interest to free the Canadian people". Presidnt Bush ended his address by saying, "you are either for America, or for the maple syrup hoarders". The President ended his day in the White House library reading his favorite coloring books and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[coke_a_holic]

It's like having a less awesome version of The Onion posted right here!

[Jakebert]

Ew.

No sir, I do not like the taste of failsauce. Ick. I better wash that out with some Dr. Win.

[mrconeman]

It sort of hurt to read.:(

[0r4ng3]

Ew.

No sir, I do not like the taste of failsauce. Ick. I better wash that out with some Dr. Win.
I feel like going on a cruise.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/0r4ng3/0016wrh2.jpg

Edit: Also if the US really is planning a Canadian invasion, can someone tell the army to capture Billy Talent for us? They never play any concerts nearby :(

[ilovellamas]

I skimmed it, and as soon as I saw "maple syrup" I realized how lame it was. Whoever wrote that needs their humor checked.

[coke_a_holic]

I skimmed it, and as soon as I saw "maple syrup" I realized how lame it was. Whoever wrote that needs their humerus checked.

Fixed.

PS: Apparently, I also need my humor checked. :(

[mrconeman]

You have to wonder if he Dain'd this, thinking it was funny. Or wrote it, thinking it was funny. And which one is worse.

[Jakebert]

I skimmed it, and as soon as I saw "maple syrup" I realized how lame it was. Whoever wrote that needs their humor checked.

I don't think you get the joke. They make maple syrup in Canada. It's fucking hilarious.

[Everything I Am]

Fixed.

PS: Apparently, I also need my humerus checked. :(

Fixed, lolol.

[ilovellamas]

Fixed.

PS: Apparently, I also need my humor checked. :(

The sad part is that I considered making the same "joke"... but I decided against it. :P

You have to wonder if he Dain'd this, thinking it was funny. Or wrote it, thinking it was funny. And which one is worse.
Ugh, I know. I thought the same thing. But I think the latter is worse.

I don't think you get the joke. They make maple syrup in Canada. It's fucking hilarious.
OHHHHHH!!!! Maple SYRUP!! Trees in Canada! I GET IT! ROFLCOPTER!!1!1!11!!LOLZ

[All About Eve]

Fixed.
ilu <3

[TBD]

Loltanic Sunk.

Lolnardo Dicaprio Died.

[T-6005]

And the world rolls quietly on, a little worse than before.

[HornyPope]

haha good one thread starter!

[TBD]

Canada makes more than 80 percent of the world's maple syrup, producing about 7 million US gallons in 2005. The vast majority of this comes from Quebec: the province is by far the world's largest producer, with about 75 percent of the world production (6.5 million US gallons in 2005).[3] The provinces of Ontario, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick produce smaller amounts.

Vermont is the biggest U.S. producer, with 410,000 US gallons in 2005, followed by Maine, New York, Ohio, and then a half-dozen other states with smaller industries.